The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Windows?

Down either side of the carriage

l*l

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Where is Cane?

50 today!

JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!

Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Happy Birthday Jules!

Happy Birthday SerialDAVE!

All the best chaps

rick_dagless wrote:

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Where is Cane?

Behind the camera. Taking a picture of his chums.

rick_dagless wrote:

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Where is Cane?

Peeping through a window wishing he could join these badasss muthers

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!

Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Old b'stards! Many happy returns to you both.

I'm sure the culture cup will arrange something special for you only for Cane to come in guns blazing and spoil it all.

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!

Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Is that some sort of serialDAVE trick you use on the ladies of the night - "I'm 44 today!" (and yesterday, and tomorrow, until my next birthday) - or is it actually your birthday? If so, Happy Birthday!

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DAVE's party invites

I believe Dave is 44 but I refuse to acknowledge Julius' spurious claim as at the bottom of the home page, it doesn't list you as a birthday person.

If its not tracked, it int fact.

See..Adam appears to be the only smart one amongst us. Even I took Jules at his word, the (possibly) lying c*nt

Anyway, it's genuinely my birthday today...gonna channel the spirit of Rowley by having a nice bath then not get laid, channel the spirit of Sean and lie about just getting laid, channel the spirit of Jules and forget what it's like to be laid before channeling the spirit of Union and asking what it's like to get laid.

Happy birthday to both Dave and our spiritual guide and leader Jules. Try and avoid channeling the spirit of me at the minute Dave. TSMR is mega busy at work for the next couple of months so I am having to be all understanding husband material, a role that does not come naturally to me. I did the ironing last night, ironing!

On the plus side she is going to be earnings shedloads for a while so makes sense to keep in her good books.

DAVE667 wrote:Anyway, it's genuinely my birthday today...gonna channel the spirit of Rowley by having a nice bath then not get laid,  channel the spirit of Sean and lie about just getting laid, channel the spirit of Jules and forget what it's like to be laid before channeling the spirit of Union and asking what it's like to get laid.

And channel the spirit of Shah before blowing yourself up and getting laid with 72 virgins.

Adam D wrote:I believe Dave is 44 but I refuse to acknowledge Julius' spurious claim as at the bottom of the home page, it doesn't list you as a birthday person.

If its not tracked, it int fact.

Well then, you can't come to my party.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Anyway, it's genuinely my birthday today...gonna channel the spirit of Rowley by having a nice bath then not get laid,  channel the spirit of Sean and lie about just getting laid, channel the spirit of Jules and forget what it's like to be laid before channeling the spirit of Union and asking what it's like to get laid.

And channel the spirit of Shah before blowing yourself up and getting laid with 72 virgins

As the photo above shows, those 72 virgins would be Union and his Dungeons and Dragons posse.....No thanks, that's Sean's field of expertise

Happy Birthday Julius - I have updated your details for you.

You're welcome

Have a few big army barracks near me. Always see these big tall powerful women jogging around the barracks. I am quite taken with them.

Anyway, got 2 army guys playing for us this year and had a couple of pints with one last night. He's gonna try set me up with one of the non feminist ones. I bet they go like rockets.

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!

Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Old b'stards! Many happy returns to you both.

I'm sure the culture cup will arrange something special for you only for Cane to come in guns blazing and spoil it all.

You mean with a Colt 55?

Happy Birthday to the both of yuz.
Julius - So you are now closer to 100 in other words?
Serial - You do realise you are now exactly half of 88, don't you?

I'm also double 22....neither fact makes me happy. Thanks for spoiling my birthday.

If you cut the 88 down the middle with a blunt and bloodied axe... you get 2 x 8=16.

Does that make you happy now?

If I wanted this level of abuse I'd have stayed at home this morning.

Where's Cane?

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seanmichaels wrote:Where's Cane?

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Coalville Town?

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which one is sean?

Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Corned Beef Salad sandwich, bag of Frazzles, Jaffa Cake flavoured alpen bar.

4/10, 6/10, 8.50/10 in that order.

Corned beef is so northern

seanmichaels wrote:Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Brilliant!

seanmichaels wrote:Corned beef is so northern

Well quayle eggs and foie gras are a bit tricky to get hold of in Rotherham market.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Corned beef is so northern

Well quayle eggs and foie gras are a bit tricky to get hold of in Rotherham market.

And quail eggs are even harder to find.

Orange poppy seed cake and a hot chocolate with a dash of laudanum.

7.5/10

Butterbean and chorizo soup, egg and cress sandwich - 8/10

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Brilliant!

Instant and lifetime ban for Truss if he picks Berto as the favourite.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Corned beef is so northern

Well quayle eggs and foie gras are a bit tricky to get hold of in Rotherham market.

And quail eggs are even harder to find.

About on a par to be honest.

rick_dagless wrote:Butterbean and chorizo soup, egg and cress sandwich - 8/10

Do you pronounce it choreatso or do you pronounce it choreeethoh like they do down here?

And also, how do you pronounce Rowley?

superflyweight wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Brilliant!

Instant and lifetime ban for Truss if he picks Berto as the favourite.  

Suspect when would be a more appropriate word than if. Berto will be arriving in the top ten p4p lists as we speak.

Superfly is a bit of a Kennedy assassination expert. The head of the Secret Service at the time of the shooting was called Rowley, so hopefully superfly will be able to clear this up once and for all.

Where's Super?

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seanmichaels wrote:Where's Super?

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Black and white dress.

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Super?

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Black fella sitting on the horse?

rick_dagless wrote:

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which one is sean?

Reasonable likeness.

Rowley wrote:Superfly is a bit of a Kennedy assassination expert. The head of the Secret Service at the time of the shooting was called Rowley, so hopefully superfly will be able to clear this up once and for all.

His name was also pronounced Rowley.

Where's Truss?

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Cheers Super, can't remember which side of the fence you were on, be it arguing row (the wrong position) or row the boat row (the correct position).

Where's Truss?

Rowley wrote:Cheers Super, can't remember which side of the fence you were on, be it arguing row (the wrong position) or row the boat row (the correct position).

Its row as in Rowley.