The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:19

WADAW.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:25

I forgot what that means?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:28

Excellent thread split Jeff, well played...

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:31

Thanks Rick was worried a football related split would annoy Tina, but much as he dislikes the game I am sure he holds Dinno in as much affection as the rest of us.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:38

If the reference doesn't pass him by completely then I am sure he would approve Jeff...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:49

Windows hasn't done his premier league review for the last weekend yet.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:23

Tuna pasta and cheese, whoever the new soup guy is, they need a kick in the balls/growler. 4/10

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:35

Did Shah say he was visting China for business or pleasure?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:38

I have just seen some muscle hipster bring his own hand blender in and make a protein shake in the breakout area, what an unbelievable bell end... Ranks up there with people who brush their teeth in the toilets at work...

C*nts

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:42

Rowley wrote:Thanks Rick was worried a football related split would annoy Tina, but much as he dislikes the game I am sure he holds Dinno in as much affection as the rest of us.

I quite literally don't know what it means.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:09

Dinno? The Dinmeisters?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:11

seanmichaels wrote:Dinno? The Dinmeisters?

I've made that connection, but I don't get what WADAW means.

Windows Always Does Attractive Women?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:12

W*nking After Dinner Always Worrying?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:15

Fraid I can't shed light on that one. Think I asked the other day and was told but my short term memory is not what it once was.

Bit moist darn sarf today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:18

I explained it last time sean, it is a few pages back...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:19

rick_dagless wrote:I explained it last time sean, it is a few pages back...

Would you be so kind as to tell me, RiCk. I really can't be bothered to look back.

Thanks in advance,
Tino
x

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:21

RiCk is out of the office at the moment with limited access to the culture cup.

I shall deal with your query on my return.

Kind regards

R Dagless esq.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:26

Crikey, in all the excitement of windows' return, I forgot my minor celebrity anecdote. On saturday I played against Chris Tarrant's son.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:30

He was the c*nt who bounced me out!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:53

Has Jeff been fired yet?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:13

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:15

seanmichaels wrote:

Jeff would never fit in there.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:41

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:45

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has Jeff been fired yet?

Yes I have, however within 20 minutes of being fired I was offered another job I had an interview for last week so all that has really happened is I have been given some free money.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:46

how much redundancy?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:47

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has Jeff been fired yet?

Yes I have, however within 20 minutes of being fired I was offered another job I had an interview for last week so all that has really happened is I have been given some free money.

Result. What are you going to spend it on?

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:48

Not sure Sean, am on three months notice so should be decent. We're going to Florida next Feb Tina, so is just a nice boost for that.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:49

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has Jeff been fired yet?

Yes I have, however within 20 minutes of being fired I was offered another job I had an interview for last week so all that has really happened is I have been given some free money.

Result. What are you going to spend it on?

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy Steel-bathtub-best

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:49

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has Jeff been fired yet?

Yes I have, however within 20 minutes of being fired I was offered another job I had an interview for last week so all that has really happened is I have been given some free money.

Result. What are you going to spend it on?

l*l

by **seanmichaels** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:51

nice set of wheels

by **Galted** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:03

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has Jeff been fired yet?

Yes I have, however within 20 minutes of being fired I was offered another job I had an interview for last week so all that has really happened is I have been given some free money.

Good news, Jeff, though if you're feeling even slightly miffed let me know and an HP Elitebook Folio 1040 G2 is going to get deconstructed with a steel-toecapped safety boot.

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:23

Thanks Galted. Am Sean levels of drunk at minute and am bitterness free so that would suggest I am all good with it. Need to find a way to obtain the maximum amount of pay out for the minimum amount of notice. Might set the CC's crack legal minds onto the case, or failing that ask Rick and Superfly.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:39

Heartfelt congrats Rowley. Ale

To you and yours

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:48

Cheers Shah. Am staying in the same industry so I'll make sure you can keep all your wives here.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:49

I knew there was a reason I let you live.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 06:23

Anything I can do to help to further the economic rise of the North and it's patrons therein let me know...

Morning all...

by Rowley Fri 14 Aug 2015, 06:58

Morning Rick. Pre seven and still not first. God bless the northern work ethic.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 07:06

stops us being ground udner the soft southern heel Jeff...

That and the fact that we can drink and fight of course, morning mate, glad it all worked out swimmingly for you

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Aug 2015, 07:54

Good morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 07:55

Good morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Aug 2015, 07:59

WADAW.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:10

That's the spirit Tino, you looking forward to Appleby Frodingham FC also?

by **superflyweight** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:12

Morning all and congratulations to Jeff.

Moist in Edinburgh today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:14

rick_dagless wrote:That's the spirit Tino, you looking forward to Appleby Frodingham FC also?

Yeah, can't wait. I'm pumped.

I can't wait for the weekend of football, RiCK. I'll be watching all the Premiership games and keeping an eye on Dinny.

I might even dust off my 'Tino's Premiership Review' on Monday.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:25

The review was noticable by its absence this week Tino, so I look forward to it, also with Jeff's match report on Dinny, it will be like Shoot magazine on here...

by **seanmichaels** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:25

Morning all. I took a leaf out of Jeff's book and had a soothing soak last night. Some kind of French oily stuff in there, a can of fosters and a large glass of red. No Jazz though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:28

I can't understand why people would have a bath after the shower was invented.

Why don't you just p*ss in the bath, scrape some skin off, chuck some mud and hair in there and sit in that for 5 minutes. You'll be as clean when you come out.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:39

I think you may be missing the point Tino, that would be like saying I don't understand why people have a hot tub when a shower is more hygenic...

Still g@y though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:41

rick_dagless wrote:I think you may be missing the point Tino, that would be like saying I don't understand why people have a hot tub when a shower is more hygenic...

Still g@y though.

Only southern people have a hot tub, RicK. Southerners and foreigners.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 14 Aug 2015, 08:42

Tino wrote:Only southern people have a hot tub, RicK. Southerners and foreigners.

And the g@ys of course, though all pretty much the same to be fair Tino.

by Sponsored content