The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:19 am

First topic message reminder :

WADAW.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:19 pm

Its better than Shakespeare and funnier too although that's no real achievement.

by Adam D Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:25 pm

Whilst trying to come up with a funny joke about the Ronson Conspiracy, I looked up Mark Ronson.

Did you know that he dated Rashida Jones.

And did you know that Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones' daughter.

Everyday is a schoolday

by Rowley Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:26 pm

He is also a very good writer. Have read most of his books and enjoyed them all enormously.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:28 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Its better than Shakespeare and funnier too although that's no real achievement.

The email said:

"Please note, this book has no external cover on both the front and back. This is due to it being sourced from a prison library".

l*l

Do they fashion shivs out of hardback books in prison these days?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:37 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Its better than Shakespeare and funnier too although that's no real achievement.

The email said:

"Please note, this book has no external cover on both the front and back. This is due to it being sourced from a prison library".

l*l

Do they fashion shivs out of hardback books in prison these days?

Paperback covers make for good roaches. Just to explain this to you, its a piece of card rolled into a tube to provide the structural integrity to a hand rolled cigarette that is usually provided by a filter. This filter is eschewed in cannabis cigarettes.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:39 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Its better than Shakespeare and funnier too although that's no real achievement.

The email said:

"Please note, this book has no external cover on both the front and back. This is due to it being sourced from a prison library".

l*l

Do they fashion shivs out of hardback books in prison these days?

Paperback covers make for good roaches. Just to explain this to you, its a piece of card rolled into a tube to provide the structural integrity to a hand rolled cigarette that is usually provided by a filter. This filter is eschewed in cannabis cigarettes.

I know what a roach is, you f*cking goon.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Its better than Shakespeare and funnier too although that's no real achievement.

The email said:

"Please note, this book has no external cover on both the front and back. This is due to it being sourced from a prison library".

l*l

Do they fashion shivs out of hardback books in prison these days?

Paperback covers make for good roaches. Just to explain this to you, its a piece of card rolled into a tube to provide the structural integrity to a hand rolled cigarette that is usually provided by a filter. This filter is eschewed in cannabis cigarettes.

I know what a roach is, you f*cking goon.

I didn't want you the confuse it with the insect you often liken Jr to in the privacy of your own mind.

by Rowley Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:50 pm

Tina is from the mean streets of Hertfordshire, don't be stupid enough to think he is not fully conversant with the latest drug terms Shah. He is rock and roll.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:55 pm

Rowley wrote:Tina is from the mean streets of Hertfordshire, don't be stupid enough to think he is not fully conversant with the latest drug terms Shah. He is rock and roll.

F*cking right, Jeff. The Home Counties are a tough place to live. Only the toughest of the toughest survive.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 18 Aug 2015, 4:58 pm

Rowley wrote:Tina is from the mean streets of Hertfordshire, don't be stupid enough to think he is not fully conversant with the latest drug terms Shah. He is rock and roll.

I was under the impression that the last time he encountered a roach, everyone from the Butler to the Page were sent to the colonies. Thanks for setting me straight.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 18 Aug 2015, 5:13 pm

Adam D wrote:Whilst trying to come up with a funny joke about the Ronson Conspiracy, I looked up Mark Ronson.

Did you know that he dated Rashida Jones.

And did you know that Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones' daughter.

Everyday is a schoolday

All of that is news to me. Done well to get Rashida in the sack, Id let her reject the f*ck outta me (in that she could reject me and i'd still tug over her anyway.)

by Adam D Tue 18 Aug 2015, 5:15 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Adam D wrote:Whilst trying to come up with a funny joke about the Ronson Conspiracy, I looked up Mark Ronson.

Did you know that he dated Rashida Jones.

And did you know that Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones' daughter.

Everyday is a schoolday

All of that is news to me. Done well to get Rashida in the sack, Id let her reject the f*ck outta me (in that she could reject me and i'd still tug over her anyway.)

I was watching the 4th season of Parks and Rec this morning before work. Ron Swanson and Gerry are just fantastic characters.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 12:48 am

Was listening to Money for Nothing last night (laughing at the 80s) and noticed this for the first time:

See the little f**got with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little f**got got his own jet airplane
That little f**got he's a millionaire

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 6:23 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKW9rDLIldU

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 6:24 am

You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old sl*t on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy f*ggot
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:06 am

Seasons greetings to you too Shah...

Sick

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:37 am

Morning Rick. Brisk but the suns out, how it oop north?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 7:50 am

Delightful here this morning mate, hopefully the start of summer...

Have the Bingley Music Live festival here soon so want some good weather for it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:05 am

Good morning.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:14 am

Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Does it have anyone younger than me playing?

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:25 am

There's a decent sized 2 day music festival started up where I live in Linlithgow (hosted at the palace where Mary Queen of Scots was born history buffs!!!).

Last year they had Simple Minds and RunRig headlining. This year they had Travis and The Feeling. Located 15 minutes walk from my house - I've never been so glad of double glazing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:27 am

seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Jeff will be on shortly pretending that he knows who this mob are.

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:34 am

... and I'm currently making up an interesting anecdote about them.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Does it have anyone younger than me playing?

Roachford.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:38 am

The Feeling are c*nts. I was once invited to a private members club called Shoreditch House. They tried to entice me with 'The Feeling hang out there'. I stayed in.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:41 am

seanmichaels wrote:The Feeling are, like, totally awesome. I was once invited to a gay club called Shoreditch House. They really didn't need to entice me with 'The Feeling hang out there', I was all over it anyway. The fact that The Feeling were there was a bonus, lol. They are dreamy.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:41 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Jeff will be on shortly pretending that he knows who this mob are.

Jeff will be bathing in Hawaiian Scent Radox and wiggling his hips in a hula skirt while TSMR throws flowers at his feet making her manacles rattle.

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Does it have anyone younger than me playing?

Roachford.

Have you seen the opening title scene of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa where he lip syncs to Cuddly Toy?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:45 am

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Does it have anyone younger than me playing?

Roachford.

Have you seen the opening title scene of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa where he lip syncs to Cuddly Toy?

Classic scene. I quite often watch that clip. Best part of the film.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:52 am

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Our nearest festival has some serious headline acts this year. Level 42 and the Waterboys backed up by the Christians, Mungo Jerry and The Surrey Hills Eukele Big Band. Should be rocking.

Does it have anyone younger than me playing?

Roachford.

Have you seen the opening title scene of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa where he lip syncs to Cuddly Toy?

"You've got your fog lights on? YOUR FOG LIGHTS? It's not foggy!?"

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 8:53 am

Alan you can't!

by Rowley Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:03 am

Morning all, abuse from Tina before I even arrive. Bit uncalled for. TSMR is in the good books at the minute. Her suggestion for my redundancy was we save it and go to the International Boxing Hall of Fame induction weekend in a couple of years time. Got to love a woman who makes such a suggestion.

by Rowley Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:06 am

Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:11 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all, abuse from Tina before I even arrive. Bit uncalled for. TSMR is in the good books at the minute. Her suggestion for my redundancy was we save it and go to the International Boxing Hall of Fame induction weekend in a couple of years time. Got to love a woman who makes such a suggestion.

When I was little, I used to think 'Seconds out' referred to the fact that the time i.e. the seconds were running out until the start of the next round.
I also used to think being a bin man was a great job because you only had to work one day a week.
Oh, and she'll have spent it well before then, it's just a clever deception.

by Rowley Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:

When I was little, I used to think 'Seconds out' referred to the fact that the time i.e. the seconds were running out until the start of the next round.

Suspect there are regulars on the boxing board you could stun by revealing this is not the case to be honest.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:14 am

Rowley wrote:Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

The Culture Cup was both funnier and quicker than this sham of tournament.

That's what you get for having Adam and Hero running it. They are too busy watching repeats of Wrestlemania to get it moving.

by Adam D Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:14 am

Rowley wrote:Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

Today is the day, when your legendary pick will be revealed.

Deeply upset that no one picked Procol Harum

by Rowley Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:16 am

Did consider it Adam, but my desire to be a bell end superseded such possibilities.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

The Culture Cup was both funnier and quicker than this sham of tournament.

That's what you get for having Adam and Hero running it. They are too busy watching repeats of Wrestlemania to get it moving.

l*l

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

The Culture Cup was both funnier and quicker than this sham of tournament.

That's what you get for having Adam and Hero running it. They are too busy watching repeats of Wrestlemania to get it moving.

I can smell what you're cooking Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

The Culture Cup was both funnier and quicker than this sham of tournament.

That's what you get for having Adam and Hero running it. They are too busy watching repeats of Wrestlemania to get it moving.

I can smell what you're cooking Tino.

You don't really cook Frosties.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:41 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Do you think we will get the next round of the music cup today or are we still on Tina scheduling?

The Culture Cup was both funnier and quicker than this sham of tournament.

That's what you get for having Adam and Hero running it. They are too busy watching repeats of Wrestlemania to get it moving.

I can smell what you're cooking Tino.

You don't really cook Frosties.

And that's the bottom line, because Tino says so.

by Rowley Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:42 am

Don't do it Jules, this is how Adam works, he tries to draw you in, even though you're doing it for the purposes of puns he considers that a victory.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:42 am

I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way you can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me.
I am the pain and I know you can't take me.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:45 am

Classic WWE

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 6 Beer-steve-austin-15928905-618-386

by Rowley Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:52 am

I can cope with the insect talk, I can cope with the imaginary sexual encounters, but wrestling is too far. I will delete these posts.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:56 am

Rowley wrote:I can cope with the insect talk, I can cope with the imaginary sexual encounters, but wrestling is too far. I will delete these posts.

Jabroni

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Aug 2015, 9:59 am

Rowley wrote:I can cope with the insect talk, I can cope with the imaginary sexual encounters, but wrestling is too far. I will delete these posts.

Do it Jeff. Teach these fools a lesson.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Aug 2015, 10:00 am

Crazy fools?

My favourite wrestler of all time is Hunter Hirst Helmsley aka Triple H aka The Game, aka The cerebrial assasin.

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