The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:19 am

First topic message reminder :

WADAW.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 3:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Don't know yours, Ziggler.

It's Ashley someone but that's all I can offer.

Happy to know you got the Pokemon reference, Tina, your credibility has just taken a huge hit.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Aug 2015, 3:04 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Bit easy:

Ashley Madison leak.

Quality work, Julio.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 3:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Affurs:

Spoiler:

Jeremy Corbyn.

But I don't get the Seth part?

Ha. I thought it was Jeff Corbyn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Aug 2015, 3:05 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Don't know yours, Ziggler.

It's Ashley someone but that's all I can offer.

Happy to know you got the Pokemon reference, Tina, your credibility has just taken a huge hit.

l*l

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 3:05 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Gonna have to guess that is Jeremy Corbyn, Sean. But I can only guess that assuming you think the woman in the middle is hot as I have no idea who the fella is.

The woman in the middle is a Corr.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Aug 2015, 3:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Affurs:

Spoiler:

Jeremy Corbyn.

But I don't get the Seth part?

Ha. I thought it was Jeff Corbyn.

That makes more sense now!

by **Galted** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:21 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Knows his onions in the wrestling world, and makes awful tv more interesting. Don't worry, it'll hit you one day; you'll be stuck at home watching Celebrity Family Fortunes and as an extremely mediocre celebrity walks on as guest you will wonder to yourself thus:

"I wonder if Sean has ever fingered Anna Ryder Richardson?"

None of you lot lighten up my early Sunday evening TV time. Never chuckled over the thought of Galted falling asleep on the toilet so he doesn't incur Galtova's wrath. Not once have I been anything but worried that a rather slow news day will bring me a sub-headline "and today also marks the passing of the creator and star of Bodger and Badger. Known to his friends as Jeff Rowley, the children's entertainer headed many bookies shortlists as the next star to be arrested in the Yewtree investigation."

Although I did spend one evening celebrating the thought of Tina being kept hostage in a small village in Rwanda. It was sore the next day though.

Well stuff you, Dolphin, and the same goes for other aquatic mammals, including but not restricted to manatees and elephant seals but not including otters.

Idiot.

by Rowley Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:24 pm

I really don't like him Galted. We are the lifeblood of this place. The lack of gratitude really hurts.

by Adam D Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:25 pm

Rowley wrote:I really don't like him Galted. We are the lifeblood of this place. The lack of gratitude really hurts.

How badly does it hurt on a scale of 1 to seans teenage ringpiece

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:36 pm

Rowley wrote:I really don't like him Galted. We are the lifeblood of this place. The lack of gratitude really hurts.

It would be good to remind Galted here to debate the point not the poster. I will be pursuing action in my local small claims court over defamation of character.

by Rowley Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:40 pm

Try it Dolphin, Galted is old school CC. You screw with one of us, you screw with us all. Superfly and Rick will see you in court. They will tear you a new one.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 5:45 pm

Is court really necessary?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 6:10 pm

Rowley wrote:Try it Dolphin, Galted is old school CC. You screw with one of us, you screw with us all. Superfly and Rick will see you in court. They will tear you a new one.

No one from Bradford is getting into Cambridge. And we both know Galtova will give me any inside information she can to bring Galted down. I'd be willing to send Adam in as my lawyer such is the confidence I have in victory.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 6:31 pm

Rowley wrote:Try it Dolphin, Galted is old school CC. You screw with one of us, you screw with us all. Superfly and Rick will see you in court. They will tear you a new one.

Damn right, Jeff. I might still be a Babycham guzzling southern softc*ck but I've had enough northern exposure on this forum to know how to use the glass afterwards.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 7:16 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Rowley wrote:Try it Dolphin, Galted is old school CC. You screw with one of us, you screw with us all. Superfly and Rick will see you in court. They will tear you a new one.

No one from Bradford is getting into Cambridge. And we both know Galtova will give me any inside information she can to bring Galted down. I'd be willing to send Adam in as my lawyer such is the confidence I have in victory.

Bring it on.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 7:30 pm

Woah, no one said Julius was allowed in this. I'm not taking on Jules, he knows stuff about the world.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 20 Aug 2015, 8:49 pm

Ricky Balboa will destroy you, b*stard israeli spy, because julius loves the son of a b*tch, plus Julius gave him a cufflink he was gifted by W.G. Grace

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 6:59 am

Dolph wrote:No one from Bradford is getting into Cambridge

I from Cheshire you wrestling obsessesd numpty, but let's be honest your average barely sentient, Jeremy Kyle watching, bottom feeder could take you down in a small claims, without breaking a cholesterol fueled sweat over they overly plucked eyebrows. Hell even ONETWO and Toppy could dance (wobble?) rings around you if they could bear to be that close to the proletariat...

As for slating Bradford, if DAVE's foot is better, this could all be moot anyway you stone cold atrocity of a grown man...

Fist

Morning campers.

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 7:24 am

Morning Rick, where is onetwo by the way. I slaved over my Kennedy thread just for him, the least he could do is show some gratitude and at least give me a few nuggets of his "thoughts" on the matter.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 7:27 am

Morning Jeffers, I feel that your thread actually provided some actual debate, so I think he was scared off. Quite frankly I was impressed that it stayed out of the gutter and some actual points were made...

Who'dve thunk it!

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 7:32 am

Trust me the last thing I was intending when I wrote it was a mature, polite and reasonable debate, my intentions were far less noble than that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:01 am

Good morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 8:05 am

Jeff wrote:my intentions were far less noble than that.

Must try harder at trolling Jeff in that case...

Morning windows.

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:07 am

Morning Tina

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:09 am

Morning Jeff.

Plans for the weekend?

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:21 am

Very few, TSMR is out tonight so dare say I will see what the latest developments in the porn world are. The rest of the weekend is pretty much free. If the weather is nice might have a walk up to a country pub near us.

Yourself?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:22 am

I am assuming you will be travelling to Askern Jeff?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:28 am

Rowley wrote:Very few, TSMR is out tonight so dare say I will see what the latest developments in the porn world are. The rest of the weekend is pretty much free. If the weather is nice might have a walk up to a country pub near us.

Yourself?

I have some tickets for day 4 on Sunday so I'm hoping the game actually lasts that long.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:38 am

I'm in Reykjavik tonight before jetting off to Boston tomorrow. I do believe that it will be truly splendid.

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:39 am

Looking promising Tina, corporate box, hookers and cocaine I assume. I am free Sunday. Just let me know where we're meeting.

by Dr Shoe Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:39 am

Rowley wrote:Very few, TSMR is out tonight so dare say I will see what the latest developments in the porn world are. The rest of the weekend is pretty much free. If the weather is nice might have a walk up to a country pub near us.

Yourself?

Foot fetishism

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:41 am

Thanks, was looking forward to finding out for myself, but always nice to go in with a little info up front.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:48 am

Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:Very few, TSMR is out tonight so dare say I will see what the latest developments in the porn world are. The rest of the weekend is pretty much free. If the weather is nice might have a walk up to a country pub near us.

Yourself?

Foot fetishism

Dr Shoe's back! Thought he'd been given the boot. Time for some sole-destroying hi-tec punnery.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:56 am

Rowley wrote:Looking promising Tina, corporate box, hookers and cocaine I assume. I am free Sunday. Just let me know where we're meeting.

Nope, my own money. No box, no cocaine and probably no hookers.

Still, if you fancy meeting up, I'll be at the Kia Oval. You'll know who I am, I'll be the best dressed person there.

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 9:58 am

You'll not be better dressed than David Gower, he has a certain satorial flair.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:00 am

Galted wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Rowley wrote:Very few, TSMR is out tonight so dare say I will see what the latest developments in the porn world are. The rest of the weekend is pretty much free. If the weather is nice might have a walk up to a country pub near us.

Yourself?

Foot fetishism

Dr Shoe's back! Thought he'd been given the boot. Time for some sole-destroying hi-tec punnery.

Go for it Galted - aglet it loose.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:02 am

Rowley wrote:You'll not be better dressed than David Gower, he has a certain satorial flair.

He really does actually. Very debonair man.

I bet Jules looks a bit like him.

by Dr Shoe Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:10 am

I wonder what shoes David Gower wears?

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:11 am

I am going for Loakes.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:13 am

Dr Shoe wrote:I wonder what shoes David Gower wears?

He wears a pair of Testoni's coming in around £25k.

Or a pair of sh*t Hi-Tecs that Galted borrowed from the 1980's.

by Dr Shoe Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:23 am

Incredible supple leather make Testonis comfortable right out of the box. Great updated, high fashion but classic designed shoe. The leather uppers are so soft my fear is they won't be durable enough to wear while traveling. Somewhat pricey in comparison to Magnanni, Ferragamo or Gucci. Stay tuned mid-winter for an update.

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:26 am

Rowley wrote:You'll not be better dressed than David Gower, he has a certain satorial flair.

Disappointing.

by Dr Shoe Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:27 am

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:You'll not be better dressed than David Gower, he has a certain satorial flair.

Disappointing.

Satirical

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:28 am

Dr Shoe wrote:Incredible supple leather make Testonis comfortable right out of the box. Great updated, high fashion but classic designed shoe. The leather uppers are so soft my fear is they won't be durable enough to wear while traveling. Somewhat pricey in comparison to Magnanni, Ferragamo or Gucci. Stay tuned mid-winter for an update.

I once went to a stag do in Warrington. The 'entertainment' pushed a whole Champagne bottle in her minge. Fat end first. Then she squatted over a shoe, uncorked it and let the sparkles tip out into said shoe. The stag then had to drink the Champagne from the shoe. It wasn't a Testoni, or even a brogue from Next but I thought you might appreciate that little anecdote.

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:30 am

Had the champagne been suitably chilled Tina?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:30 am

Huh - no appreciation. I'd like to see one of you guys do an aglet joke. I doubt you even know what an aglet is.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:38 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Huh - no appreciation. I'd like to see one of you guys do an aglet joke. I doubt you even know what an aglet is.

I have no idea what it is.

Not sure, Super. I doubt it. It probably wasn't actually Champagne thinking back. Just sparking wine from the Asda.

We ended up in some strip bar in Liverpool. The stag was, at this point, wearing the shoe that was soaked with sparking wine and minge juice. And a trainer on his other foot.

Happy days.

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:43 am

Disgraceful.

What kind of strip club lets in people wearing trainers?

by Rowley Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:44 am

I went to a lap dance club on the last stag do I went on. Me and one of the other lads were stood at the bar. A lap dancer approached us and asked if we wanted a dance, my mate said we weren't bothered as we were both married. Her response to this was "why don't you f**k off to Yates then" Struck me as quite rude.

by Dr Shoe Fri 21 Aug 2015, 10:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:Incredible supple leather make Testonis comfortable right out of the box. Great updated, high fashion but classic designed shoe. The leather uppers are so soft my fear is they won't be durable enough to wear while traveling. Somewhat pricey in comparison to Magnanni, Ferragamo or Gucci. Stay tuned mid-winter for an update.

I once went to a stag do in Warrington. The 'entertainment' pushed a whole Champagne bottle in her minge. Fat end first. Then she squatted over a shoe, uncorked it and let the sparkles tip out into said shoe. The stag then had to drink the Champagne from the shoe. It wasn't a Testoni, or even a brogue from Next but I thought you might appreciate that little anecdote.

Tis a highly colourful anecdote. A few questions though.

Can you "uncork" a champagne bottle?

And could a "lady" physically fit a whole champagne (or other sparkling substitute such as prosecco) up her wizards sleeve? If the whole thing did indeed disappear, then I am highly impressed with her physical dimensions. Per chance, does she have Tardis Fanny?

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