The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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WADAW.

Thats my work done for the day, I can go home now.

Dr Shoe wrote:

And could a "lady" physically fit a whole champagne (or other sparkling substitute such as prosecco) up her wizards sleeve? If the whole thing did indeed disappear, then I am highly impressed with her physical dimensions. Per chance, does she have Tardis Fanny?

I have no idea how big her fanny was. I didn't stick my arm up there and get the dimensions. You could have got a shoe up there I would have thought. Certainly a brogue or a standard trainer. Not sure about a Doc Martins boot or something similar but I would assume she would have been able to accommodate that as well.

You've michaelsed it good and proper Tino.
Someone needs to tell us what they had for lunch.

Jacket potato with spicy chicken tikka. Off to the pub in a minute for some guinness to wash it down.

Lasagne and chips from the canteen. A little bit of salad.

Coffee

Mars bar cake for afters.

9/10.

Thai chicken and sweetcorn soup, and a pastrami bagel. 8.5/10

Good chat. Seems to have turned everything round.

Could be a winnable one against Askern Jeff, are you making the journey?

Askern have got Bentley this weekend Rick, Dinno have not got a game

Some really easy to please scorers on the lunch game. 

Your insane response means I've already won, Rick. When your best defence is "and I know a serial prostitute killer" then you don't really build a defence at all.

OneTwo did pop up in the films bit today to express his disappointment that Mark Wahlberg isn't Jewish. Needs to be an element of religion, however asinine that connection, to provoke the man.

Right you are Jeff, nowt 'till Thorne Colliery now...

Was getting my dates mixed up

Dolph wrote:our insane response means I've already won, Rick. When your best defence is "and I know a serial prostitute killer" then you don't really build a defence at all.

Chewbacca defense Dolph, though as SERIAL DAVE was incidental to my defense, as should be evident in my response, it bears no influence on the winning or losing of any small claims, knowing him, less so...

Woah, no need to drag Chewie's name through the mud too. 

I'm only scared of Jules. Jules is wise and old. My best mate Sean will protect me from all the others with his fishy fingers.

Dolph wrote:fishy fingers.

You are thinking of Tino, though he sometimes slips into the pooey decimal.

Speaking of which, I've never really understood why Star Wars is such a big deal. I've often wondered why no one questions the sexual tension Luke has with his sister and father.

rick_dagless wrote:

Dolph wrote:fishy fingers.

You are thinking of Tino, though he sometimes slips into the pooey decimal.

That was Andy, not me.

Not in the Captain Poofinger incident, anyway.

'twas more a librarian pun, but \/\/

That pun deserved a lot more than Tina pretending he doesn't like to slip it in the butt.

Greetings Rick The Sick

Grim down Saaf

Rain and mist

Fist.

Morning Shah, it is nice here today all the mist with none of the rain.

Good weekend?

Tolerable, work was dead on saturday, a little bit of weed on saturday night and Sunday spent largely in bed. Good times, how was yours?

Did nowt on Friday, was at york races all day on Saturday and chilled yesterday, so all in all a goodie.

We also managed not to get beat by Man U, which is nice.

morning. average weekend...

Morning.

Morning Sean and Tino.

That plane crash was a bit of a sh!tter. What a way to go. I always get a bit nervous when the airshow is on near us. Shat myself last year when a Red Arrow , then an A380 flew directly over the house. Reckon I could have hit either with a cricket ball.

Morning all, bit of a damp squib at the cricket yesterday Tina. Glad I did not make the trip and join you.

Funny picture of Joe Root and Warner in the changing rooms doing the rounds.

Rowley wrote:Morning all, bit of a damp squib at the cricket yesterday Tina. Glad I did not make the trip and join you.

I waited outside for as long as possible. I guessed you must have other plans.

It was a bit of a let down. Not enough cricket on offer. Although we hung around and saw the presentations which was alright.

I made up for the lack of cricket by drinking continuously for 12 hours. 10:37 in the morning was when I took my first sip of beer. Then drank all day and batted on in a few pubs afterwards. I had my first soft drink when I got home about 23:30.

Add in some casual racism and made up sexual conquests and it was like being Sean for a day.

I went to the pub with TSMR. Lovely day out. Our anniversary tomorrow. 13 happy years. Cards and presents to the usual address.

Rowley wrote:I went to the pub with TSMR. Lovely day out. Our anniversary tomorrow. 13 happy years. Cards and presents to the usual address.

Probably get some tomorrow night?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Add in some casual racism and made up sexual conquests and it was like being Sean for a day.

We nearly got kicked out of the Oval in 2011(?) for giving Tahir stick. Mate had his collar felt by the old bill when he asked Tahir if he still collected the Castle Lager sponsorship money despite not wearing the logo. They eventually swapped him for Steyn who was game for a laugh.

Not sure the Oval is on par with the western terrace or Edgbaston though. Gillespie took some fearful stick in 2005.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Add in some casual racism and made up sexual conquests and it was like being Sean for a day.

We nearly got kicked out of the Oval in 2011(?) for giving Tahir stick. Mate had his collar felt by the old bill when he asked Tahir if he still collected the Castle Lager sponsorship money despite not wearing the logo. They eventually swapped him for Steyn who was game for a laugh.

Not sure the Oval is on par with the western terrace or Edgbaston though. Gillespie took some fearful stick in 2005.

You should have tried heckling Inzamam on the boundary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrRjB6Jn4CA

Ha. How did he ever captain Pakistan after that?

We went in the western terrace a few years ago. Pietersen was fielding on the boundary, there was a bloke in the crowd who was spectacularly drunk. He kept trying to attract KP's attention. Eventually Pietersen turned round at which point the drunk bloke shouted "ay up Kev, marks out of five for Caprice" Pietersen' face was sheer contempt. Tough crowd in the western terrace.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I went to the pub with TSMR. Lovely day out. Our anniversary tomorrow. 13 happy years. Cards and presents to the usual address.

Probably get some tomorrow night?

Not sure, Saturday has chances though, out for a few beers and a chinese.

Some Uni mates went to a game against India in Headingly 10+ years ago. It was the year they restricted alcohol being taken into the ground. Being students they proceeded to do the best at consuming it outside the ground before the game started. Their Irish housemate did 3 litres of white lightning in that 30 minute or so period. He was escorted out of the ground before the first drinks break.

Ginsters sausage roll. Poopie

There is nothing clever about drinking white lightning. Even as a student I didn't drink that stuff. We used to drink Special Brew occasionally, but never got so low as white lightning.

Took onetwo a while to make it to the JFK thread, but it has been worth the wait.

There has to be an update to Godwin's law to include the illuminati at some point...

It really is a stunningly good post on his part. I barely know what to say in response.

Don't argue with idiots Jeff, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Though the using the original "Bavarian Illuminati" instead of just "illuminati" is quite the master stroke...

Rowley wrote:It really is a stunningly good post on his part. I barely know what to say in response.

I've replied for you Jeff.

or Bravarian which is even better....

Where I lead, others follow.

Gotta hand in to OneTwo there, no one was expecting that.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Gotta hand in to OneTwo there, no one was expecting that.

Bit late for the first post of the culture cup day

ShahenshahG wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Gotta hand in to OneTwo there, no one was expecting that.

Bit late for the first post of the culture cup day

I like to drift in and out, keeping an eye on Sean.

https://www.606v2.com/t60096-this-is-cheating

Bunch of pussies over in your section Julius? Are they taking the urine?