The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

Mornin all

Morning Rick. All well in sunny Bradford?

Lovely morning here so far Jeff, how goes it with you?

Morning all.

Steady Rick. Last week at work so inevitably pretty slow.

All these prolonged absences leave one terribly out of touch.

Last week at work JR?

Are you retiring?

New horizons and all tha Jeff Exciting times!

Morning Union/Tino

Moist darn sarf.

Morning.
Was it that they are all songs used by various politicians where the artist has kicked off about them using it?

I was thinking about that last night. Why would a Presidential nominee use REM's End of the World?

Got 17 questions right on University Challenge last night.

Smashed it.

seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking about that last night. Why would a Presidential nominee use REM's End of the World?

No idea Sean, it was Donald Trump who does seem somewhat untroubled by nuance or details to be fair.

Morning all, slightly too much milk in my porridge this morning so had to bung it in the microwave a tad longer...consequently it's now so hot that it will cool down just in time for lunch!

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking about that last night. Why would a Presidential nominee use REM's End of the World?

No idea Sean, it was Donald Trump who does seem somewhat untroubled by nuance or details to be fair.

Thought he'd have chosen Bette Midler's "Wind beneath my wigs"

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking about that last night. Why would a Presidential nominee use REM's End of the World?

No idea Sean, it was Donald Trump who does seem somewhat untroubled by nuance or details to be fair.

I could never trust a man with all the money in the world yet a ridiculously sh!t haircut. Bit like earning millions in the city and still shopping at nEXT.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking about that last night. Why would a Presidential nominee use REM's End of the World?

No idea Sean, it was Donald Trump who does seem somewhat untroubled by nuance or details to be fair.

I could never trust a man with all the money in the world yet a ridiculously sh!t haircut. Bit like earning millions in the city and still shopping at nEXT.

Tech by Tumi.

That is all.

I went and bought some new clothes for the new job last night. Lovely pair or shoes, I will truly dazzle on my first day.

Tech by Tumi is and always has been smart casual work attire.

TSMR's granddad owns a Tech By Tumi jacket. He is 89, blind and a racist.

seanmichaels wrote:Tech by Tumi is and always has been smart casual work attire.

In the 1930's perhaps.

Mass produced ill fitting police uniform is my clothing of choice as apparently my "F*CKIN' SLAYER" t-shirt was deemed inappropriate as was my AKERCOCKE "She likes me to stand whilst she sucks me" shirt...google it!

Rowley wrote:Lovely pair or shoes...

I'd go for the lovely pair myself and leave the shoes to another time.

Fair point Jules, but sometimes practical considerations have to take precedence. Also I got some this weekend, I might have mentioned it.

Rowley wrote:I went and bought some new clothes for the new job last night. Lovely pair or shoes, I will truly dazzle on my first day.

That is until they start to read anything you submit. Disappointing yet again Rowley, truly disappointing although probably not as disappointing as your forthcoming excuse for this f*ck up...namely, you were so excited by the thought of your new shoes you gave short shrift to the idea of proofreading...you're not GALTED, they're only shoes.

It kind of says 'Yes, smart, but there is rock'n'roll in him'.

Most of my clients are Indian, they can barely speak English. I can get away with writing any old shyte.

seanmichaels wrote:It kind of says 'Yes, smart, but there is rock'n'roll in him'.

Is that a quote from The Office?

Rowley wrote:TSMR's granddad owns a Tech By Tumi jacket. He is 89, blind and a racist.

Must be hard for him...having to wait for someone to speak first before he can start offending them.

Rowley wrote:Most of my clients are Indian, they can barely speak English. I can get away with writing any old shyte.

You been spending time with your grandfather-in-law?

He makes the best of a bad job Dave. You should hear his opinions on your home town, you and Rick would be most offended.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It kind of says 'Yes, smart, but there is rock'n'roll in him'.

Is that a quote from The Office?

I don't think so. Brentesque though.

Rowley wrote:He makes the best of a bad job Dave. You should hear his opinions on your home town, you and Rick would be most offended.

Unlikely mate, we live here* and whatever's been said by him has most likely already been thought by me only a hundred times worse. Technically I live between Leeds and Bradford but can't bring myself to move a hundred yards down the road to make me an official Leeds resident.

He offered up some statistics the other week on the number of migrants currently living in the city. I have not researched them in any great depth, but I seriously have to question the accuracy of his numbers.

seanmichaels wrote:It kind of says 'Yes, smart, but there is rock'n'roll in him'.

Does it come with a utility belt?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Got 17 questions right on University Challenge last night.

Smashed it.

Impressive stuff Tino. I don't want you to think it went unnoticed. I didn't do nearly so well, but I was in a bad mood and ended up thinking "Sod off you know-it-all gits". Which, of course, is now what I think of you as well.

Rowley wrote:He offered up some statistics the other week on the number of migrants currently living in the city. I have not researched them in any great depth, but I seriously have to question the accuracy of his numbers.

Some figures being bandied around are so high that it appears I'm a migrant as well.

It is indeed impressive stuff Tina. I did not break double figures. Had TSMR offering up quarter witted contributions in my ear, but no excuses, dare say I would not have done much better without the distraction. Bungey, or whatever he was called was an impressive captain. Found an extra gear when things got tight at the death.

Rowley wrote:He offered up some statistics the other week on the number of migrants currently living in the city. I have not researched them in any great depth, but I seriously have to question the accuracy of his numbers.

My uncle used to moan about Bradford been 75% ethnical

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It kind of says 'Yes, smart, but there is rock'n'roll in him'.

Does it come with a utility belt?

No, but it has a multitude of hidden pockets and a hidden hood. They did forget to make the hood waterproof though.

I did get a pointless answer in the final round on that last night. Cast members of Titanic, very pleased with Bernard Hill as an answer.

I caught a bit of the one show last might and it had Steph and Dom off of Gogglebox on. I'd do her definitely.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:It kind of says 'Yes, smart, but there is rock'n'roll in him'.

Does it come with a utility belt?

No, but it has a multitude of hidden pockets and a hidden hood.

A hidden hood?! Rock 'n' roll!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Got 17 questions right on University Challenge last night.

Smashed it.

Impressive stuff Tino. I don't want you to think it went unnoticed. I didn't do nearly so well, but I was in a bad mood and ended up thinking "Sod off you know-it-all gits". Which, of course, is now what I think of you as well.

I was lying, Jules. Didn't watch it.

Just wanted to fit in with you, Jeff and Galted. Even I have my weak moments.

Rowley wrote:I did get a pointless answer in the final round on that last night. Cast members of Titanic, very pleased with Bernard Hill as an answer.

Friday's Final Round was a toughie, Presidents of Mexico, Prime Ministers of India and Emperors of Japan.

I think less of you now Tina. Although I am pleased you were lying, because when I was struggling to get out of single figures I was feeling terribly inferior.

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:I did get a pointless answer in the final round on that last night. Cast members of Titanic, very pleased with Bernard Hill as an answer.

Friday's Final Round was a toughie, Presidents of Mexico, Prime Ministers of India and Emperors of Japan.

I got one then again, Vincente Fox. I was ridiculously pleased with that. Read a book about Mexican Drug Cartels a few months ago and the name stuck.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:I did get a pointless answer in the final round on that last night. Cast members of Titanic, very pleased with Bernard Hill as an answer.

Friday's Final Round was a toughie, Presidents of Mexico, Prime Ministers of India and Emperors of Japan.

I got one then again, Vincente Fox. I was ridiculously pleased with that. Read a book about Mexican Drug Cartels a few months ago and the name stuck.

Good shout, Rowley. I didn't get one. Wasn't at all surprised that Akihito and Hirohito were the only scorers for Japanese Emperors.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Got 17 questions right on University Challenge last night.

Smashed it.

Impressive stuff Tino. I don't want you to think it went unnoticed. I didn't do nearly so well, but I was in a bad mood and ended up thinking "Sod off you know-it-all gits". Which, of course, is now what I think of you as well.

I was lying, Jules.  Didn't watch it.

Just wanted to fit in with you, Jeff and Galted.  Even I have my weak moments.

Sod off you know-it-all lying git.
All you had to do was say "Got half a dozen right and would have given Goggin (Southampton) a quick fingering in the university library".

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Got 17 questions right on University Challenge last night.

Smashed it.

Impressive stuff Tino. I don't want you to think it went unnoticed. I didn't do nearly so well, but I was in a bad mood and ended up thinking "Sod off you know-it-all gits". Which, of course, is now what I think of you as well.

I was lying, Jules.  Didn't watch it.

Just wanted to fit in with you, Jeff and Galted.  Even I have my weak moments.

Sod off you know-it-all lying git.
All you had to do was say "Got half a dozen right and would have given Goggin (Southampton) a quick fingering in the university library".

Is Goggin a female?

Would she be worth a fingering, Jules?

She was a mature student Tino. She looks a bit like Mrs Windows, so obviously I thought she was worth the occasional sexual encounter with.