The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Winona Ryder (I would)

seanmichaels wrote:Alicia Silverstone. Heather Graham.

Silverstone made a weird film with Kevin Bacon where she gets banged. A lot.

Alistair wrote:You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Yes. But has to be pre 97.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Yes. But has to be pre 97.

Agreed.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Alicia Silverstone. Heather Graham.

Silverstone made a weird film with Kevin Bacon where she gets banged. A lot.

She also did a borderline feminist scene in an aerosmith video with (I think) Liv Tyler before the guy in the tractor drove them home and banged them both.

Sharon Stone or Teri Hatcher

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Alicia Silverstone. Heather Graham.

Silverstone made a weird film with Kevin Bacon where she gets banged. A lot.

She also did a borderline feminist scene in an aerosmith video with (I think) Liv Tyler before the guy in the tractor drove them home and banged them both.

Video for Crazy.

Welcome aboard, Shah.

ShahenshahG wrote:Sharon Stone or Teri Hatcher

Stone. She'd be filthy. Hatcher overrated.

Young Hatcher was fit.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Yes. But has to be pre 97.

Am fairly confident Tina does not find any woman over 97 attractive.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Yes. But has to be pre 97.

Am fairly confident Tina does not find any woman over 97 attractive.

He did mention that MOST people wouldn't like to bang the Queen Mum yesterday.

Sean did a funny. Stop the presses.

Lexa doig?

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Yes. But has to be pre 97.

Am fairly confident Tina does not find any woman over 97 attractive.

He did mention that MOST people wouldn't like to bang the Queen Mum yesterday.

I had a debate with someone at work the other day about which was worse:-

Sh*gging a dead body (human, and above the age of 16.  Recently deseased)

or

Sh*gging an animal (living)

It wasn't easy to decide.  I said it depended on the animal.  If it was a gorilla or something I probably would, but if it was a cat or dog I wasn't so sure.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:You may nominate one female (or male) and we can determine your entry to the conversation based on said choice.

Fair?

Yes. But has to be pre 97.

Am fairly confident Tina does not find any woman over 97 attractive.

He did mention that MOST people wouldn't like to bang the Queen Mum yesterday.

I had a debate with someone at work the other day about which was worse:-

Sh*gging a dead body (human, and above the age of 16.  Recently deseased)

or

Sh*gging an animal (living)

It wasn't easy to decide.  I said it depended on the animal.  If it was a gorilla or something I probably would, but if it was a cat or dog I wasn't so sure.

Tino wants to be the next pm

If you can't beat them, join them. Kathy Lloyd. Classic page three.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

It wasn't easy to decide.  I said it depended on the animal.  If it was a gorilla or something I probably would, but if it was a cat or dog I wasn't so sure.

This is GOSPEL.

A bloke was moonlighting at my step mum's stables a few years ago. He was basically bumming the horses. Police over several times and it was apparently happening all over the area. They eventually caught the bloke and he got banged up. Some 19 year old simpleton.

Rowley wrote:I was never bothered with her Sean, think because I hated her music that much it kind of put me off her.

Saw Transvision Vamp live 2 or 3 times. Revolution Baby is a truly great pop song.

And can I just say - Erica Durance.

Rowley wrote:If you can't beat them, join them. Kathy Lloyd. Classic page three.

Pass revoked Sgt Bullsh!t

Spoiler:

Spoiler doesn't work Sean.

Rowley wrote:Spoiler doesn't work Sean.

Can't be arsed to change it. Looks more than a bit weathered nowadays. In fact she looks a bit like the old girl I may go out with.

Rowley wrote:Spoiler doesn't work Sean.

He should have tested it in his wind tunnel

TDMR
Susanna Hoffs
the two non-transvestites from Bananarama

Good shout on The Hoff. Do you think she'd let you keep your Hi-Tecs on?

Gillian Anderson

Afternoon All

Hmmm.

I'll let Sean decide on Gillian.

Blimey, are we letting sean make the call on attractiveness now?

Chorizo and butterbean soup, bag of Seabrooks beef crisps

I'm not a huge fan of Gillian.

Terri Hatcher?

She's in already.

Martika had a certain twinkle in her eye.

rick_dagless wrote:Terri Hatcher?

I'll say it again - Erica Durance. Surely if you're going to pick a Lois Lane, it's got to be Erica.

Olivia De Haviland - Don't fancy her but didn't want Jules feeling left out.

The bird from 2-Unlimited

I liked that girl from Elastica. Name escapes me.

And Michaela Strachan. I could have slipped her one and then discussed arthropods over a post-coital Marlboro.

Justine Frischmann Tina. Louise Wener was better IMO.

Strachan must be just about your dream woman.

Claire Grogan was almost certainly my first love, ever since I saw the majestic Gregory's Girl.

Rowley wrote:Justine Frischmann Tina. Louise Wener was better IMO.

Strachan must be just about your dream woman.

Yes! That is the one I was meant actually. I'd would still do Frischmann but only after Wener.

The female guitarist in Ash. I'd have let her bob up and down for a few minutes.

Yep, Strachan (not Gordon) is a wonderful lady. I'd leave Mrs Windows for her.

Rowley wrote:Claire Grogan was almost certainly my first love, ever since I saw the majestic Gregory's Girl.

Agreed. Used to like her.

Rowley wrote:Olivia De Haviland - Don't fancy her but didn't want Jules feeling left out.

Lillian Gish

Grogan is mine Tina. We have been getting on well at the minute Tina, but I would hurt you quite badly over Claire.

I may have not bothered to read back far enough and I may not know what you're all talking about, but for my money, Gordon Strachan was definitely a better right midfielder than the singer out of Sleeper.

superflyweight wrote:I may have not bothered to read back far enough and I may not know what you're all talking about, but for money, Gordon Strachan was definitely a better right midfielder than the singer out of Sleeper.  

Wener is a better author of chick lit though, so swings and roundabouts.

Rowley wrote:Grogan is mine Tina. We have been getting on well at the minute Tina, but I would hurt you quite badly over Claire.

Fair enough. I'll back away.

Only out of respect for you though. You go near Ms Strachan and I won't be so accommodating.

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I may have not bothered to read back far enough and I may not know what you're all talking about, but for money, Gordon Strachan was definitely a better right midfielder than the singer out of Sleeper.  

Wener is a better author of chick lit though, so swings and roundabouts.

She's no Steve Bruce though

Spoiler:

Harper Lee has famously only published one novel in her lifetime. Well, she can eat sh*t because Steve Bruce has published three

l*l

Alistair wrote:Hmmm.

I'll let Sean decide on Gillian.

Blinding in the fall. I'd let her do me.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Hmmm.

I'll let Sean decide on Gillian.

Blinding in the fall. I'd let her do me.

Lovely.