The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

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seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:48 pm

Lyrics Quiz - the songs are not too hard, the link is difficult, will require some knowledge of current affairs.

There's colors on the street, Red, white and blue, People shufflin' their feet

Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower, Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn

Come back home to the refinery, Hiring man says "son if it was up to me"

Well, I know what's right, I got just one life, In a world that keeps on pushin' me around

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:50 pm

"colors"

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:52 pm

Copy and paste from Google Union, too lazy to change it, or even check it

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:52 pm

Born in the USA - Springsteen
Won't Back Down - Petty
End of the World - REM

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:52 pm

Rocking in the free world Neil Young 1

Born in the u.s.a Bruce Springsteen 3

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:54 pm

Is the link Lord Ashcroft?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:54 pm

Is it something to do with the Presidential election. Didn't one of them say Carlton Obama wasn't born in the US, and believe Muslims will cause the end of the world?

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:54 pm

That's all four of them, the link may tax you a little more.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Is it something to do with the Presidential election. Didn't one of them say Carlton Obama wasn't born in the US, and believe Muslims will cause the end of the world?

That is not the link, but right ballpark.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:56 pm

Is it the kid with the clock

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:57 pm

No afraid not Shah.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:58 pm

Is it Donald Duck and his wall to keep out the Mexicans?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:59 pm

Is it donald trump

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 2:59 pm

Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Is it the kid with the "clock"

Fixed that for you.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:02 pm

Not Donald Trump although he is involved.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:05 pm

Is it the planned parenthood abortions gone wrong where they drowned babies that survived the process then sold em to stem cell research companies?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:08 pm

I did think you were too classy to use anything like that but I factored in a midlife crisis that might scramble your judgement.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:10 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

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by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:11 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

Michaels is installing a bike rack in his arse as we speak.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:14 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

Bit like that honestly. He was giving it a lot more than the chap in the picture though.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:17 pm

Give us the answer Jeff. We're on tenterhooks

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:18 pm

i reckon it could be that other black chap who knifed someone.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:20 pm

They are all songs used by various politicians where the artist has kicked off about them using it. Told you it was not an easy one.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:i reckon it could be that other black chap who knifed someone.

Wit beyond measure is man greatest treasure. This is why you're homeless.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:21 pm

Rowley wrote:They are all songs used by various politicians where the artist has kicked off about them using it. Told you it was not an easy one.

That really was a tough one.

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:22 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

Bit like that honestly. He was giving it a lot more than the chap in the picture though.

He'd probably been Dopeying.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:22 pm

I'm trying to bring the collective IQ of the place up. Good warm up for University Challenge tonight.

by Rowley Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:23 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

Bit like that honestly. He was giving it a lot more than the chap in the picture though.

He'd probably been Dopeying.

Very good Union, that quip made me Happy.

by Alistair Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:23 pm

Very good, Rowley.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:25 pm

Rowley wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Just reminded of something. I was driving home from the club on saturday afternoon and coming the opposite way was a dwarf on a proper dwarf sized road racing bike. He was going like the clappers! I shouldn't have laughed but it was ridiculous.

Bit like that honestly. He was giving it a lot more than the chap in the picture though.

He'd probably been Dopeying.

Very good Union, that quip made me Happy.

That'll make him Bashful

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 3:59 pm

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to bring the collective IQ of the place up. Good warm up for University Challenge tonight.

killing Sean would achieve the same result without all that tedious thinking

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 4:27 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to bring the collective IQ of the place up. Good warm up for University Challenge tonight.
killing Sean would achieve the same result without all that tedious thinking

Welcome back SerialDave

by **Union Cane** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 5:12 pm

Just spotted Shah...

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by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 5:59 pm

Union Cane wrote:Just spotted Shah...

that's a Sikh you eejit

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 6:12 pm

Busy day. Thought i'd pop in to say that screwing a pig's head makes David Cameron my favourite politician. Interesting beats honest 100% of the time. That's why we indulge Sean, isn't it?

by **Galted** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:46 pm

Got them all correct tonight, then bent Chan from St Catharines and Stock from Southampton over each other and did them both twice. Finished off by roasting Goggins from Southampton with Paxman at the other end, complimenting me on my excellent political knowledge and acumen. That crappy Coren show took a while to get started because she thought she was next but I told her Mitchell makes me laugh so I'm not gonna make him cry.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:51 pm

Judged by the Company One Keeps
by Unknown
Frequently attributed to Benjamin Hapgood Burt.

One night in late October,
When I was far from sober,
Returning with my load with manly pride,
My poor feet began to stutter,
So I lay down in the gutter,
And a pig came near and lay down by my side;
Then we sang "It's all fair weather when good fellows get together",

Till a lady passing by was heard to say:
"You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses",
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

From the telegraph comments Laugh

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 8:52 pm

agneau • 6 hours ago
He took the pig into the bedroom where SamCam was and said "this is the cow I've been sleeping with" SamCam said "It's a pig you idiot just come to bed" and Dave says "I was talking to the pig".

Telegraph again

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:04 pm

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tedsanityville • 7 hours ago
"Daddy, I don't want you to read me my Peppa Pig story tonight"
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by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:06 pm

Andy Kadir-Buxton • 7 hours ago
There but for the grace of God go sty

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:07 pm

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Disinterested • 7 hours ago
Breaking news - apparently the pig was just a bit under the weather and declared fit for work by Atos the following week.
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by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:07 pm

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tedsanityville • 7 hours ago
Ashcroft: Nice friend to have...
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Taff55 tedsanityville • 6 hours ago
Typical tory - didn't get what he wanted so he threw the pig out with the bathwater.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:08 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/04/pig-semen-export-deal-china

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:11 pm

sui gen • 7 hours ago
A pig who wishes to remain anonymous said "The experience really has left me with a bad taste in my mouth!"

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:12 pm

Andy Castor • 7 hours ago
So which call is going to be most difficult? Saudi or Israel?
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by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:50 pm

http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/21/david-camerons-pig-has-its-own-twitter-account-naturally-5400984/

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:30 pm

Shah, you on the mawi mawi?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:33 pm

The lawns of eton, oh what a gig
The wall game, our hats on, dancing a jig.
Boris round the sheds, smoking a cig,
Cameron beside him, c0ck in a pig.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 21 Sep 2015, 11:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Shah, you on the mawi mawi?

ive been on it since friday 10 pm

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