The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

Well Sean, week off before I start the new job. Off for some snap and a gig tonight. Could get used to being a man of leisure.

What's the new job, Rowley?

Chief Taster for Walker's Crisps?

Same as the last one, just a different firm.

Actually caught Russell Brand a few nights back. Not the worst comedian ever. Not worth the price of admission unfortunately. Also a little preachy. Would have thought he'd give tickets away given his message

Raf's badge has gone as well.

Badgemageddon!

Burgess dropped. Seems a bit harsh.

Union Cane wrote:Raf's badge has gone as well.

Badgemageddon!

Likewise my side Union. X for raf and strange massive sign for Sean. It's carnage, real end of days stuff.

I can see Mods/Admin badges but everyone else has gone blank.

Where the f*ck is Adam when you need him?

I can see mine, Tino's, Rowley's, & Union's.

Perhaps they were too witty for the internet to handle.

I can see all of them.

Except my own.

This is carnage.

Superfly's has gone.

Alistair wrote:

Perhaps they were too witty for the internet to handle.

Think calling Shah a suicide bummer disproves that theory.

Superfly, Sean and Rick have gone for me. Could do with Rick checking in to see how his is holding up.

Sarcasm doesn't translate well on here, does it?

Alistair wrote:Sarcasm doesn't translate well on here, does it?

You need to use smileys to let people know when you're being sarcastic. We'd then slag you off for using smileys obviously, but life can be unfair like that sometimes.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Sarcasm doesn't translate well on here, does it?

You need to use smileys to let people know when you're being sarcastic. We'd then slag you off for using smileys obviously, but life can be unfair like that sometimes.

Seems like a fair and reasonable way of getting it across.

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Sarcasm doesn't translate well on here, does it?

You need to use smileys to let people know when you're being sarcastic. We'd then slag you off for using smileys obviously, but life can be unfair like that sometimes.

Seems like a fair and reasonable way of getting it across.

I seem to think my way is fair and reasonable but the grieving families would have me believe otherwise

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Sarcasm doesn't translate well on here, does it?

You need to use smileys to let people know when you're being sarcastic. We'd then slag you off for using smileys obviously, but life can be unfair like that sometimes.

Seems like a fair and reasonable way of getting it across.

I seem to think my way is fair and reasonable but the grieving families would have me believe otherwise

Didn't have you down as compassionate?

Just taken a massive risk with my pick for next round of music cup, particularly as jeff has indicated that he's picked a stone cold classic.

Alistair wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:Sarcasm doesn't translate well on here, does it?

You need to use smileys to let people know when you're being sarcastic. We'd then slag you off for using smileys obviously, but life can be unfair like that sometimes.

Seems like a fair and reasonable way of getting it across.

I seem to think my way is fair and reasonable but the grieving families would have me believe otherwise

Didn't have you down as compassionate?

Course I am, much of what I do could be classed as mercy killings

superflyweight wrote:Just taken a massive risk with my pick for next round of music cup, particularly as jeff has indicated that he's picked a stone cold classic.  

Fairly confident I will be the only one, apart from possibly you, who considers it a stone cold classic.

Rowley wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Just taken a massive risk with my pick for next round of music cup, particularly as jeff has indicated that he's picked a stone cold classic.  

Fairly confident I will be the only one, apart from possibly you, who considers it a stone cold classic.

Did you do it pre or post glass shattering?

I have no idea what that means Dolphin.

I assume he's referring to Robert Swindell's novel of the same name...

Still none the wiser.

It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"

It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"

You can say that again.

DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"

Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!

So Tina, what's happening in the insect world at the minute?

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"

Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!

I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.

Can Bond be ginger?

Rowley wrote:So Tina, what's happening in the insect world at the minute?

Not much other than the potentially new species of funnel web in Australia. I've got my Aussie man (LD) on the case with breaking news from there.

Other than that, the only news of note is that 'experts' are predicting record numbers of daddy long legs over the next few weeks due to a perfect storm of weather conditions.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"

Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!

I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.

Confident, McGowan, but explain why...

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:It's a wrasslin' thing but I get it...gimme a "hell yeah"

Take that ice pick, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!

I don't claim to know alot about wrestling, but I do know that you've got that wrong.

Confident, McGowan, but explain why...

I'm good, more than happy to take his word for it.

Daddy Long Legs sounds like the nickname of a tall, predatory paedo.

We are heading into prime breeding season for spiders at the moment. Right up to mid-October.

Our houses will be full of them. Watch out for scaremongering stories from the Daily Mail about immigrant false widows 'nearly' eating the leg of a child or a fat woman.

superflyweight wrote:Daddy Long Legs sounds like the nickname of a tall, predatory paedo.

Makes me see that film with Fred Astaire and Audrey Hepburn in a whole new light now!

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