The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:17 pm

First topic message reminder :

Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:38 pm

Marxed.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:45 pm

Morning Windows. Tickets this weekend?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Morning Windows. Tickets this weekend?

No mate. I have tickets to semi-final 1 and the final. Although if the Welsh are in the final I might sell them.

You going to any?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:06 pm

You like rugby, Teens? Never see you when I have the odd mod trip over to that section, but you really should, they're all so charming!

by **Union Cane** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:08 pm

He's a posh boy, course he likes rugby.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:08 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:You like rugby, Teens? Never see you when I have the odd mod trip over to that section, but you really should, they're all so charming!

It is my number one sport.

I've been over there a few times in the past. Not often but now and again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:09 pm

Union Cane wrote:He's a posh boy, course he likes rugby.

Yep, because golf is a real working class sport.

by **Union Cane** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:He's a posh boy, course he likes rugby.

Yep, because golf is a real working class sport.

It is when I do it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:11 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Morning Windows. Tickets this weekend?

No mate. I have tickets to semi-final 1 and the final. Although if the Welsh are in the final I might sell them.

You going to any?

Nah. Mate has lots of tickets. Was going to go to the fiji game but I had plans. Sh1tting it about tomorrow.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:21 pm

Bloody customer service in this country. I remember the day you used to walk into 'Dixon's' and they knew something about Tv's. Now you just get mongs who haven't got a clue.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:40 pm

Go to Richer Sounds, sean.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:49 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Go to Richer Sounds, sean.

Yeah they are usually ok although it was the missus buying speakers at the time.

Torn between a sony samsung and panasonic. sony looks the best....

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:59 pm

Going to a wedding tomorrow. Haven't met either of them - friends of Miss Some Former Obscure Soviet Socialist Republic with a Penchant for Western Lifestyle by the Harbour, Actually. The Service is at 1:30p.m. and then the reception is at 6:30. A bit strange.............the large gap?

Question is: what to do for the 3-4 hours in between?
It's going to be quite hot. Next few days - 33,35,34,33,33... then it drops back down to 23 next Thursday.

Think I'll take her to some temperature controlled beer garden to watch part of the AFL Grand Final (hate it when people pick wedding dates which clash with important cultural events) and then try and leave the party at around 9-10pm if possible. Then some hanky-panky if I'm lucky and a very early Sunday morning wake up here to watch the Wallabies stuff things up again.

Does that sound like a half decent plan?

By the way, good luck to you all. It seems like many are writing England off.
There's always a possibility of things backfiring badly for either side isn't there? It's only a silly game, remember.

by **seanmichaels** Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:38 am

Just smash it up and embarrass yourself at the reception. That is what I would do, especially on a hot day.

by Guest Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:Just smash it up and embarrass yourself at the reception. That is what I would do, especially on any given day.

by **Union Cane** Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:47 am

I had a bit of hanky-panky last night, most unexpected.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:55 am

Union Cane wrote:I had a bit of hanky-panky last night, most unexpected.

Imaginary sex with TIMC.

by Guest Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:55 am

Union Cane wrote:I had a bit of hanky-panky last night, most unexpected.

Unexpected hanky panky is usually called 'r@pe', Union

by **seanmichaels** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I had a bit of hanky-panky last night, most unexpected.

Imaginary sex with TIMC.

Imaginary tantric sex with TIMC

by **Union Cane** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:03 am

Nothing imaginary about it, I had a crusty leg this morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:04 am

Union Cane wrote:Nothing imaginary about it, I had a crusty leg this morning.

TIMC jizzed on your leg?

by Adam D Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:20 am

Not sure whats going on with the badges as they are all working on mine. But changed seans anyway

by **Union Cane** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:24 am

by Adam D Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:28 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Going to a wedding tomorrow. Haven't met either of them - friends of Miss Some Former Obscure Soviet Socialist Republic with a Penchant for Western Lifestyle by the Harbour, Actually. The Service is at 1:30p.m. and then the reception is at 6:30. A bit strange.............the large gap?

Question is: what to do for the 3-4 hours in between?
It's going to be quite hot. Next few days - 33,35,34,33,33... then it drops back down to 23 next Thursday.

Think I'll take her to some temperature controlled beer garden to watch part of the AFL Grand Final (hate it when people pick wedding dates which clash with important cultural events) and then try and leave the party at around 9-10pm if possible. Then some hanky-panky if I'm lucky and a very early Sunday morning wake up here to watch the Wallabies stuff things up again.

Does that sound like a half decent plan?

By the way, good luck to you all. It seems like many are writing England off.
There's always a possibility of things backfiring badly for either side isn't there? It's only a silly game, remember.

Have you ever seen the meatloaf concert at the AFL grand final. One of the funniest things I have ever seen.

by **seanmichaels** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:41 am

I am getting ads for Muslim singles, Thai Matchmakers, and Oriental s3x kittens.

I can guarantee I have not looked at any of those sites at home and especially here. Someone needs to put their hands up.

by **seanmichaels** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:43 am

I'm looking at you Galted....

by Rowley Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:52 am

I have an advert for golfing equipment currently. I sure as feck have not been looking at anything golf related.

by **seanmichaels** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:56 am

Rowley wrote:I have an advert for golfing equipment currently. I sure as feck have not been looking at anything golf related.

Union. Probably needs a tea cosy for his wood......

by **seanmichaels** Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:59 am

FFS. Now I am getting asiandates.com.

As an aside there's no way she's 16!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:02 am

I've got one for Helpdesk software. I do often just google "help" when I'm in a panic.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:FFS. Now I am getting asiandates.com.

As an aside there's no way she's 16!

When cherries are red, they are ripe for plucking.
When girls are 16, they are ready for....

by **superflyweight** Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:10 am

... a detailed explanation of the socio and economic benefits of the Swedish health system?

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:11 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:FFS. Now I am getting asiandates.com.

As an aside there's no way she's 16!

When cherries are red, they are ripe for plucking.
When girls are 16, they are ready for....

little baby tino, who still needs a tucking
fills tino in when he forgets to be ducking

by Mind the windows Tino. Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:14 am

He won't,
Touch Bells.
He blows up infidels.

Shah!
Shah!

by Adam D Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:15 am

After your moaning yesterday about your badges, not even as mention from sean about his new one!

Dont know why I bother

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He won't,
Touch Bells.
He blows up infidels.

Shah!
Shah!

He f*cks
Jr's mum
then applies for asylum
Tino!
Tino!

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:23 am

Adam D wrote:After your moaning yesterday about your badges, not even as mention from sean about his new one!

Dont know why I bother

We all know how you're going to get paid for your services. I reckon he's not bothered going through the charade of pretending gratitude when he'll give you some genuine gratitude later.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:25 am

Hey - has anyone had a look at sean's new badge? It's phucking amazing! Adam is such a great bloke - what a guy!

His badges
Deserve fame
We don't know his surname
Adam D!
Adam D!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:07 am

He makes
Great puns
and has well crafted buns
Julius!
Julius!

I like this game.

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:14 am

He loves
Wrasslin
he really thinks its Masculine
Ziggler!
Ziggler!

by **Union Cane** Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:18 am

He plots
And schemes
Whilst eating custard creams
Shah!
Shah!

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:25 am

He writes
in codes
your will to live he erodes
Union!
Union!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:38 am

No need for the "he" there.

He loves
James Bond
his hair it did abscond,
Rowley!
Rowley

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:46 am

He likes
to prod
and pull on Rowley's rod
Alistair!
Alistair!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:06 am

He lies
for fun
says he's slept with everyone
Michaels!
Michaels!

by Hibbz Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:26 am

He likes
To ban
It makes him feel a man
Ziggler!
Ziggler!

by Rowley Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:33 am

Can I state yet again that I have a lovely head of hair for my hair.

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:34 am

Rowley wrote:Can I state yet again that I have a lovely head of hair for my hair.

Even your hair doesn't believe it.

by Rowley Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:35 am

Dolphin has seen a picture of me, as has Tina. If they weren't so ghastly to me that could both confirm this is the case.

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:35 am

That your hair doesn't believe it?

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