The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.  

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds.  His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

TLD - he's always talking about her bush

The bush, shah. The bush.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.  

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds.  His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

TLD - he's always talking about her bush

The bush, shah. The bush.

Its the only bush for you?

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.  

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds.  His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

TLD - he's always talking about her bush

The bush, shah. The bush.

Its the only bush for you?

Depends on the context of course.
I can hack a few scratches here and there but I actually prefer the 72-hour shadow variety... which produces a light exfoliation effect on the branch.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.  

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds.  His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

TLD - he's always talking about her bush

The bush, shah. The bush.

Its the only bush for you?

Depends on the context of course.
I can hack a few scratches here and there but I actually prefer the 72-hour shadow variety... which produces a light exfoliation effect on the branch.

Better than this girl I once had whose pubic topiary was so savage that it was like fuse wire

It will almost certainly turn out to be someone Sean knows as well.

Probably a close mate. Or at least in his circle of friends.

Always the way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It will almost certainly turn out to be someone Sean knows as well.  

Probably a close mate.  Or at least in his circle of friends.  

Always the way.

The bird with the massive bush?

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:I'm not going till Friday. Just f*cking busy at the moment.

Unlike sean's neighbour who is busy F*cking

So I hear.  

That must really be rubbing salt in his wounds.  His ex is almost certainly getting a length from someone as well.

TLD - he's always talking about her bush

The bush, shah. The bush.

Its the only bush for you?

Depends on the context of course.
I can hack a few scratches here and there but I actually prefer the 72-hour shadow variety... which produces a light exfoliation effect on the branch.

Sean doesn't care as long as the owner of the bush is sitting on his face because when tried it on his knees his intestines fell out.

Vulgar

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It will almost certainly turn out to be someone Sean knows as well.  

Probably a close mate.  Or at least in his circle of friends.  

Always the way.

The bird with the massive bush?

He's here again. The man with the bush in his eyes...



Dropped a little pea pod in the post RWC Scotland thread. Hope I don't upset anyone.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It will almost certainly turn out to be someone Sean knows as well.  

Probably a close mate.  Or at least in his circle of friends.  

Always the way.

The bird with the massive bush?

He's here again. The man with the bush in his eyes...

Rex Hunt's mate Bushy?

seanmichaels wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It will almost certainly turn out to be someone Sean knows as well.  

Probably a close mate.  Or at least in his circle of friends.  

Always the way.

The bird with the massive bush?

He's here again. The man with the bush in his eyes...

Rex Hunt's mate Bushy?

He's (Rex Hunt) is a bit of an obnoxious c*nut. Never really noticed Bushy... or watched the program for more than 5 seconds.

No, it was a Kate Booosh reference, sean.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It will almost certainly turn out to be someone Sean knows as well.  

Probably a close mate.  Or at least in his circle of friends.  

Always the way.

No, it's likely to be a real person, not one of Sean's "friends" although I would find it unbearably funny if photos circulated showing her being serviced by someone also eating chips off her back.

Morning all, I've got some Reese's Pieces today, looking forward to those.

If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

Now, remember the context of this rating is someone who has just expressed interest and excitement about the new Star Wars film

Damn you ziggler. Beat me to it.

Union Cane wrote:Morning all, I've got some Reese's Pieces today, looking forward to those.

They're only tiny Union so I'll allow you to eat five handfuls before considering whether or not to call you a fat c*nt!

DAVE667 wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Morning all, I've got some Reese's Pieces today, looking forward to those.

They're only tiny Union so I'll allow you to eat five handfuls before considering whether or not to call you a fat c*nt!

I've got 4oz of them, however much that is.

( I also have four King Size Reese's Sticks, but I'm keeping quiet about those)

Fat c*nt.

Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

Sean is biased, the only fair way to decide this is for him to send us all a picture (tasteful of course, we're not animals) and we will each score her. We work out the mean and we have a completely scientifically solid rating of her fitness.

Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

She was alright. Spent 8 years with her.....

Watched the trailer at lunch time. Looks like Hans gets a fairly decent part. Finished Return of the Jedi last night, bought the Trilogy on Friday. Cracking films.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

Sean is biased, the only fair way to decide this is for him to send us all a picture (tasteful of course, we're not animals) and we will each score her. We work out the mean and we have a completely scientifically solid rating of her fitness.

For your lunch time treat.....

Spoiler:

For the sake of f*ck, michaels, I'm eating.

We know....

Union Cane wrote:For the sake of f*ck, michaels, I'm eating.

With Sean's usual grasp of the quote function that post really could have gone disastrously badly.

Is that your ex or Natalie Cassidy? (or both if its a sean story?)

Rowley wrote:

Union Cane wrote:For the sake of f*ck, michaels, I'm eating.

With Sean's usual grasp of the quote function that post really could have gone disastrously badly.  

l*l

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

Now, remember the context of this rating is someone who has just expressed interest and excitement about the new Star Wars film

This attempt at a burn was brought to you by a wrestling fan.

Wrestling. Fan.

Watching the GOP Democratic Debate, there are some sh*t boring people on this.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

She was alright. Spent 8 years with her.....

Watched the trailer at lunch time. Looks like Hans gets a fairly decent part. Finished Return of the Jedi last night, bought the Trilogy on Friday. Cracking films.

He's not German, Sean. His name is Han Solo not Hans Olo. The film isn't called Stern Krieg and he doesn't fly the bloody Jahrtausend Falke.

*Eins Und Jahrtausend Falke

Is Lukes Kywalker in it?

Angst führt zu Wut. Wut führt zu Hass .

Such sh*t
He does spout
He's turned into a kraut

Michaels!
Michaels!

busy afternoon?

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