The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

First topic message reminder :

The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 9:20 am

I watched The Gloves are Off between VVlad and Fury last night. No idea why as I won’t watch the fight, but Mrs Windows was out ~~receiving a length from someone~~ at Zumba and I needed something to watch.

VVlad has got this one I tell you. I am an expert in unconscious body language and Fury is sh*tting himself despite the words that tumble out of his mouth. His pupils were dilating constantly, his lips kept smacking as his mouth was bone dry, his legs were jigging around under the table. VVlad barely moved. Completely emotionless. Almost looked like a waxwork model. He may be boring, but he ain’t scared of Fury, that much is for sure.

Fury was talking a great game but his body was letting him down all over the place. He is getting walloped on Saturday night.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 9:24 am

7:17 onwards - the best wlad moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lDZhnxAwS0

by Adam D Tue 17 Nov 2015, 9:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I watched The Gloves are Off between VVlad and Fury last night. No idea why as I won’t watch the fight, but Mrs Windows was out ~~receiving a length from someone~~ at Zumba and I needed something to watch.

VVlad has got this one I tell you. I am an expert in unconscious body language and Fury is sh*tting himself despite the words that tumble out of his mouth. His pupils were dilating constantly, his lips kept smacking as his mouth was bone dry, his legs were jigging around under the table. VVlad barely moved. Completely emotionless. Almost looked like a waxwork model. He may be boring, but he ain’t scared of Fury, that much is for sure.

Fury was talking a great game but his body was letting him down all over the place. He is getting walloped on Saturday night.

Thats unfortunate for him. I hope he still makes it to the fight a week Saturday thumbsup

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 9:42 am

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I watched The Gloves are Off between VVlad and Fury last night. No idea why as I won’t watch the fight, but Mrs Windows was out ~~receiving a length from someone~~ at Zumba and I needed something to watch.

VVlad has got this one I tell you. I am an expert in unconscious body language and Fury is sh*tting himself despite the words that tumble out of his mouth. His pupils were dilating constantly, his lips kept smacking as his mouth was bone dry, his legs were jigging around under the table. VVlad barely moved. Completely emotionless. Almost looked like a waxwork model. He may be boring, but he ain’t scared of Fury, that much is for sure.

Fury was talking a great game but his body was letting him down all over the place. He is getting walloped on Saturday night.

Thats unfortunate for him. I hope he still makes it to the fight a week Saturday

You're now 4th on my list of favourite founders.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 9:47 am

Windows and Fury....

Spoiler:

by Alistair Tue 17 Nov 2015, 9:48 am

Morning.

Saw a promo for that fight on Sky last night, Fury walking through a scrap yard or something talking a lot of nonsense.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 10:48 am

Alistair wrote:Morning.

Saw a promo for [insert any boxing fight] on Sky last night, [insert any boxer] walking through [insert dark indusrial scene] talking a lot of nonsense.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 10:56 am

Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

by Guest Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:06 am

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anyone else have a feeling that the English football fans rendition of the La Marseillaise is going to be a bit cringeworthy?

Will probably sound like 80,000 people making stereotypical French noises.

It will make John Redwood's rendition of the Welsh National Anthem sound glorious in comparison.

Perhaps in tribute to all things French, they could mime the anthem a la (that's French right there) Marcel Marceau whilst eating pomme frites off the backs of hairy bushed women wearing berets whilst they being given a Great British seeing to (Rowley could oversee this what with him being the last Englishmen to have sex).

To my mind, nothing would speak of a greater unity than 80,000 Englishmen silently eating chips and sh*gging French women (or if they're unavailable, English women with a messy downstairs area who smell faintly of garlic...possibly some Geordie lasses who've just had a kebab)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:13 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

We could talk about tennis? That might perk things up.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:15 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

We could talk about tennis? That might perk things up.

I posted on the tennis section the other day. They didn't seem interested that Id bought a coffee table and TV stand from someone who looked like Novak Djokavic.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

We could talk about tennis? That might perk things up.

I posted on the tennis section the other day. They didn't seem interested that Id bought a coffee table and TV stand from someone who looked like Novak Djokavic.

Miserable b*stards.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:19 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

We could talk about tennis? That might perk things up.

I posted on the tennis section the other day. They didn't seem interested that Id bought a coffee table and TV stand from someone who looked like Novak Djokavic.

No, you didn't.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

We could talk about tennis? That might perk things up.

I posted on the tennis section the other day. They didn't seem interested that Id bought a coffee table and TV stand from someone who looked like Novak Djokavic.

Miserable b*stards.

Yes, we are.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Good to see that all this talk of boxing had breathed new life into the CC. Thanks Tino.

We could talk about tennis? That might perk things up.

I posted on the tennis section the other day. They didn't seem interested that Id bought a coffee table and TV stand from someone who looked like Novak Djokavic.

No, you didn't.

Yes I did. Or are you being pedantic?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:32 am

Did you really? I wish I'd seen it. What thread was it on?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:40 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Did you really? I wish I'd seen it. What thread was it on?

The coffee table or the TV stand?

by Guest Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:44 am

Seems pointless Sean getting a tv stand what with his tv being rendered virtually useless by the ineptitude, nay callous indifference, of those ****s at BT

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:48 am

Got infinity broadband yesterday but I have to wait a further week for my TV package.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:51 am

I tell a lie, HM Murdock responded.....

https://www.606v2.com/t61030p50-vienna-stockholm-basel-valencia-moscow-and-other-low-level-events

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 11:59 am

Murdock's cool. The rest of us are miserable b*stards.

by Alistair Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:03 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Alistair wrote:Morning.

Saw a promo for [insert any boxing fight] on Sky last night, [insert any boxer] walking through [insert dark indusrial scene] talking a lot of nonsense.

It wasn't dark.

by Guest Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:10 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Got infinity broadband yesterday but I have to wait a further week for my TV package.

Gotta say Sean, it's a saga and a f*cking shambles on an epic scale. If Peter Jackson (eeh, there's a blast from the past but no not THAT one, the other one) was to make another fifteen hour three part ~~monstrosity~~ film about it, people wouldn't believe it...except the scene where Sean's character is seen eating chips off the backs of beautiful women cos he heard from a mate in a pub that all women are really into it...except Tina's wife who is an absolute lady cos Tina wouldn't choose and wouldn't deserve anything less

by Rowley Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: No idea why as I won’t watch the fight,.

Well setting the bed up in the spare room was a waste of my time.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:25 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: No idea why as I won’t watch the fight,.

Well setting the bed up in the spare room was a waste of my time.

Oh sh*t, I forgot you'd invited me round. Keep the bed up, Jeff. I'm looking forward to it.

by Rowley Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:30 pm

No problem will do. Thought it could only be an oversight rather than a snub on your part.

by **Galted** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: No idea why as I won’t watch the fight,.

Well setting the bed up in the spare room was a waste of my time.

Oh sh*t, I forgot you'd invited me round. Keep the bed up, Jeff. I'm looking forward to it.

I'll come round if Tino can't make it. We can watch Barton Fink in the build-up to the main fight and finish watching it when the main fight gets a bit boring. I have Barton Fink on bluray and dvd, the bluray is a bit sh1t as it is very grainy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:37 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: No idea why as I won’t watch the fight,.

Well setting the bed up in the spare room was a waste of my time.

Oh sh*t, I forgot you'd invited me round. Keep the bed up, Jeff. I'm looking forward to it.

I'll come round if Tino can't make it. We can watch Barton Fink in the build-up to the main fight and finish watching it when the main fight gets a bit boring. I have Barton Fink on bluray and dvd, the bluray is a bit sh1t as it is very grainy.

We could both go round. I have never seen Barton Fink.

We could get the train up there together. Singing songs and playing I spy?

by Rowley Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:40 pm

I already have Barton Fink on DVD Galted, so no need for you to bring it with you. If Tina finds Barton Fink a little dull, as there is a strong possibility he will, we can watch the infinitely superior Millers Crossing, which I also have.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:43 pm

Rowley wrote:I already have Barton Fink on DVD Galted, so no need for you to bring it with you. If Tina finds Barton Fink a little dull, as there is a strong possibility he will, we can watch the infinitely superior Millers Crossing, which I also have.

Is there a crossing in Millers Crossing? Or at the very least a miller?

I only watch films that have accurate titles. Hammersmith told me not to bother watching films that don't have accurate titles.

by **Galted** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:46 pm

This is going to be the best weekend ever!

by **superflyweight** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I already have Barton Fink on DVD Galted, so no need for you to bring it with you. If Tina finds Barton Fink a little dull, as there is a strong possibility he will, we can watch the infinitely superior Millers Crossing, which I also have.

Is there a crossing in Millers Crossing? Or at the very least a miller?

I only watch films that have accurate titles. Hammersmith told me not to bother watching films that don't have accurate titles.

There is a Miller's Crossing in Miller's Crossing. The title is one of the more accurate film titles of all time and for that reason, and that reason alone, it's one of my favourite films.

The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy and Fargo are other examples of Coen brothers' films which have accurate titles.

O' Brother Where Art Thou, Blood Simple and The Man Who Wasn't There do tend to let them down badly though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I already have Barton Fink on DVD Galted, so no need for you to bring it with you. If Tina finds Barton Fink a little dull, as there is a strong possibility he will, we can watch the infinitely superior Millers Crossing, which I also have.

Is there a crossing in Millers Crossing? Or at the very least a miller?

I only watch films that have accurate titles. Hammersmith told me not to bother watching films that don't have accurate titles.

There is a Miller's Crossing in Miller's Crossing. The title is one of the more accurate film titles of all time and for that reason, and that reason alone, it's one of my favourite films.

The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy and Fargo are other examples of Coen brothers' films which have accurate titles.

O' Brother Where Art Thou, Blood Simple and The Man Who Wasn't There do tend to let them down badly though.

Great stuff, Super. You've gone above and beyond with that post. Informative and interesting, unlike most of your posting history.

I think I like you again.

by **Galted** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:58 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I already have Barton Fink on DVD Galted, so no need for you to bring it with you. If Tina finds Barton Fink a little dull, as there is a strong possibility he will, we can watch the infinitely superior Millers Crossing, which I also have.

Is there a crossing in Millers Crossing? Or at the very least a miller?

I only watch films that have accurate titles. Hammersmith told me not to bother watching films that don't have accurate titles.

There is a Miller's Crossing in Miller's Crossing. The title is one of the more accurate film titles of all time and for that reason, and that reason alone, it's one of my favourite films.

The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy and Fargo are other examples of Coen brothers' films which have accurate titles.

O' Brother Where Art Thou, Blood Simple and The Man Who Wasn't There do tend to let them down badly though.

A Serious Man is also accurate. And Barton Fink even if the bluray is grainy.

by **superflyweight** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 12:58 pm

Thanks Tina - that endorsement is all the respect I'm looking for.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 1:15 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Got infinity broadband yesterday but I have to wait a further week for my TV package.
Gotta say Sean, it's a saga and a f*cking shambles on an epic scale.

Order made October 7, and it will be 25 November when the TV is (hopefully) installed. I wouldn't mind if they had to fit a socket, run some cable etc. However, the whole process will be achieved by one bloke going to a box down the road and fiddling with a few wires for 10 minutes.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 17 Nov 2015, 1:55 pm

Fecks sakes... The order can now only be placed on the 26th, and it will take 3 days! Clowns.

by Guest Tue 17 Nov 2015, 2:05 pm

That's it, I'm killing someone/anyone/everyone at BT for you, Sean. It's intolerable that someone like you, a (insert appropriate word/s) should be forced to suffer like this. Then I'm off to Rowley's to point out that "The Man Who Wasn't There" refers to Thornton's inconsequentiality in the eyes of those around him. Whilst not a literal description, it's nevertheless accurate. Then I'll stay and watch it cos Scarlett Johansen's in it doling out blow jobs (I'll ignore the fact that she's supposed to be underage in the film and pretend they're being given by a very much over the age of consent Scarlett)

by Rowley Tue 17 Nov 2015, 7:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I only watch films that have accurate titles. Hammersmith told me not to bother watching films that don't have accurate titles.

I watched Ronaldo last night. HH would bloody love it, it is about nothing but Ronaldo. Pretty much from start to finish they never shut up about him.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 6:52 am

Firsty.

No I am not Charlie Sheen's filthy bell end.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:02 am

Morning TLD how is the deep south

Sicond

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:06 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Firsty.

No I am not Charlie Sheen's filthy bell end.

Turd.

You are what you eat

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:07 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning TLD how is the deep south

Sicond

The Loaded Dog wrote:Firsty.

No I am not Charlie Sheen's filthy bell end.

He protests before being accused!

Morning Rick the Spic

Morning TLD the HIV

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning TLD how is the deep south

Sicond

Morning Ricko & Shah.

Very hot here. Been applying stain (not Charlie's) to timber for most of the day. Looking great.
Was in shock when I heard about Jonah. So sad. Made me feel a little dizzy around lunchtime. Most likely griefstroke.

Some woman in St Denis has ruined a perfectly good vest I see. Such poor taste.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:38 am

Morning Shah.

Bad news about Jonah, true global superstar...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:48 am

Morning all.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 7:55 am

Morning

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 8:03 am

Morning Tino/sean..

by **seanmichaels** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 8:12 am

Jonah Lomu Rugby on Playstation was legendary

by **seanmichaels** Wed 18 Nov 2015, 8:23 am

Question, is there an upmarket version of Centre Parcs? Just trying to think of something that would replicate the cruise 'all in' experience but UK based.

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