Stoke Furious League

STOKE CITY FC BE SCARED

Manager: Viva
Crybaby/Moaner/Legend: Azzy Mahmood

25 MAN SQUAD

Goalkeepers
GK Carlos Kameni
GK Alex Smithies


Defenders
RB Lorenzo Di Silvestri
RB Wes Brown
CB Simon Kjaer
CB Younes Kaboul
CB Jan Vertonghen
CB Michael Dawson
CB Jonathan Woodsman
LB Benoit Tremoulinas
LB Phil Neville

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Midfielders

RM Stuart Downing
RM Jeffery Farfan
RM
DM Angelo Palombo
CM
DM Owen Hargeaves
DM
CAM
CM Riccardo Montolivo
CM Anderson Hernanes
AM Mathieu Valbuena
LM Matthew Etherington
LM Ashely Young
LM Andreas Guardado








Forwards
ST
ST
ST Harry Kane
ST Alvaro Negredo

REST OF THE SQUAD

GK Dida FREE
GK Roy Caroll FREE



Players In
Matias Fernandez - PEX 1
Riccardo Montolivo - PEX 1
Benoit Tremoulinas - PEX 1
Ledley King - £4.5m - Sunderland
Roger Johnson - Sunderland FC - £6.5m
Fabio Quagliarella - Napoli FC - £10m
Carlos Kameni - Espanyol - £4.5m
Lorenzo Di Silvestri - Everton - £7m
Andrea Guardado - Blackburn Rovers - PEX 2
Angelo Palombo - Sampdoria - £7m
Owen Hargreaves - Frees - £4m
Raheem Sterling- Unattached - £500k
Jeffery Farfan - Schalke - £12m
Ashely Young - Aston Villa - £30m
Renato Augusto - Birmingham City - £15m
Oscar Carodozo - Sunderland £5m loan
Adam Forshaw - Everton - £500k
Mikel Arteta - Sunderland - £9.25m
Simon Kjaer - Everton - £18m
Marvin Martin - Sochaux - £7m
Lewis Holtby - Sunderland - £500k LOAN
Mario Gotze - Spurs - £1m LOAN
Anderson Hernanes - Spurs - £16m
Michael Dawson - Spurs - £16m
Mathieu Valbuena - Marseille - £15m
Alvaro Negredo + £2m PEX 3
Stuart Downing - Valencia - £20m
Jan Vertonghen - Everton - £11m plus Raheem Sterling PEX4

Players Out
Seamus Coleman - Sunderland - PEX 1
Taye Taiwo - Sunderland - PEX 1
Ivan Rakitic - Sunderland - PEX 1
Graham Dorrans - WBA - £4m
Matthew Upson - Wolverhampton Wanderers - £8m
Grafite - £6m - Releases
Carlton Cole - £4m - Releases
Robbie Keane - £4m - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Niko Krancjar - Rubin Kazan - £9.5m
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov - Blackburn Rovers + £5m PEX 2
Joey Barton - Newcastle - £7m
Andreas Isaksson - Espanyol - £4.5m
Steven Caulker - Swansea - £4m
Cacau - Werder Bremen - £10m
Mat ias Fernandez - Sporting Lisbon - £12m
Renato Augusto - Man City - £20m
Jermaine Pennant - Releases - £1.5m
Jean Makoun - Everton - £500k Loan back end of season
Mikel Arteta - Sevilla - £15.5m
Roger Johnson - Arsenal - £12.5m
Ledley King - £6m - Bolton
Adam Forshaw - Southampton - £1.5m
Marvin Martins - Birmingham City - PEX 3
Fabio Quagliarella - Napoli - £12m
Raheem Sterling - Everton - PEX 4
Jean Makoun - Genoa - £5m


SPONSOR

The following companies have approached your club in regards to a Sponsorship deal.
You may only accept one deal. If the target is met the extra will be paid out at the end of the season.

TalkTalk would like you to consider their proposal for a season long sponsorship of the club:

Initial Sum: £6m
Bonus: £6m per win, £3m per draw
Target: Top 5
If met: £6m


BUDGET: £6m



Money In
£250k Predo game
£250k winning a league match
£500k Predo game
£250k winning a league match
£250k Predo game
£500k Predo game
£4m runners up in predo game
£250k predo game
£500k predo game
£20m for betting with Nadeem on boxing match Haye vs Klitshko
£2m for get a draw with Birmingham City GW 1 sponsor money
£4m for get a win against Fulham GW 3 sponsor money
£500k predo game
£4m for getting a win against Birmingham in the cup sponsor money
£2.5m for coming third in predo game final standings
£1m for predo game
£4m for getting a win against Spurs in the cup sponsor money
£2m for getting Hero the Birmingham City job
£1m for Hero doing her first set of tactics
£3m for doing the lawyers list
£1m for Hero doing her second set of tactics
£2m for drawing with Sunderland sopnsor money
£6m for winning the cup
£4m for win against Bolton sponsor money
£1m for hero doing her third and final set of tactics
£2m for drawing with Aston Villa sponsor money
£250k for predos

WAT CAN I BUY MONTOLIVO FOR?

MONTOLIVO = LUIZ SUAREZ

HOW MUCH FOR MONTOLIVO SANDRO KABOUL

MOTOLIVO KABOUL TREMOULINAS FOR FELLAINI FAZIO CAPDEVILLA

Sandro is in high demand. Now ill be honest, Liverpool are not going to get him. Sunderland have put as big of £7.5m but I have said Id prefer a loan deal for him.

£1m for Caulker?

Okay, will do King for £4.5m if you still want?




PS ME TOO!

JNot sure whether that worked.

Will do King for £4.5m if you still want?

I would deal, but you burnt your bridges with me this week and I hold a grudge :P
On the serious though you could have swapped Montolivo for Suarez but you didn't want to. I'm planning on using Suarez & Bent together so don't want to sell either. Don't even want to sell Klose as I think he will smash it in Serie A next season but if you make a good offer I might sell him.

Laywers:

Jean Makoun - West Ham United - £4m
Matthew Upson - Wolverhampton Wanderers - £8m

NO DEAL

NO THANKS GERVINHO TOP CLASS

No deal on Turan.

Got a laywer offer of £14m which is still too low

No deal sorry Viva, Darren Bent is a badman

Darren Bent wants to stay at Everton at the time being. However his agent has indicated if in the future he decides on a career change to rugby he may consider a move to Stoke.

No deal, but Darren would live to alert you to the availabilty of his cousin Marcus Bent in foreigns.

It would include top quality coming my way, which at the moment Stoke can't offer sorry. Also that's not really a good deal cash wise it's along the lines of what I paid for him.

Can't see anything from Stoke that interests me. Montolivo + Tremoulinas + £20M would probably be rejected sorry Viva.

Wes Brown - 2m?

Linked with moves for that price IRL

WAT 4 TREMLINAS AN MONTOLIVO

FUNNY MAN! BUT WAT U WANT 4 DEM REALLI

£1M for Montolivo, Tremoulinas + Kaboul. Thats a cool £333,333.33333............. each. Wow great deal.
Everton

Need more than 6m, sorry.

My CM is settled now, Cattermole and Gibson I think will form a great partnership at Sunderland, and Rodwell is a good DM.

I'm looking to shake up my defense though.

Not selling Parker.

May sell Arteta or Cahill, so make an offer

I really don't want to lose N'Zogbia as he was one of my fave players last season but I might consider swapping him for Montolivo. Not sure as I have Meireles playing in that position and could do with N'Zogbia on the right cutting in and terrorising defences like he did irl but i'll deffo consider it. Mainly because I know you want him so much to.

No probs, I wasn't trying to rip you. If I decide to sell Zoggy I will let you know to give you a chance to buy him. I hope Arsenal buy him IRL, could do with a direct player like him who likes to take a shot on.

not willing to part with Shawcross for £7m, sorry

Sorry, but those offers are a long way below my valuation for players that are in my first team

Do you want to season loan Defour?

No worries Viva. Would you be interested in Klose?

Klose still rated though based on International form + he just joined Lazio who finished high in Serie A last season could be rejuvinated.
Jags NFS sorry

I would look around the £15m mark

If you are after a CB, I have several available:

Anton Ferdinand,
Titus Bramble
Roger Johnson
Angelo Ogbonna

He is not going to go cheapily, bearing in mind that he is being linked with bigger clubs like Liverpool and is very unlikely to be playing in the prem next year.

I'm not talking £15m like Nick though. I would want £9m

I am willing to negotiate.

How about £5m + Phil Neville?

If you give me the £7m you were willing to pay for Shawcross, I will sign on the dotted line.

I'll leave it. I would say Shawcross and Johnson are rated similar. Both touted for England. And I actually think Johnson will get a move to a much bigger club and be rated much higher in the future.

:run2: Go on then. I will sell for £6.5m

However, are you sure you want to spend 2/3rds of your budget on one player, when you still have another 3 to buy. Especially for a player who isn't in your first XI

Fair enough and yeah. I think you have done a top job with that side.

Out of those, I would play Johnson and King.

NO BUT U CAN BUY FELLAINI 4 THAT

NO I SUPPORT SPURS AN GALLAS GREAT DEFENDER

sorry both are very important players, along with Augusto they have great chemistry having played in a fairly successful Leverkuesen side

Viva, Wolfman for £12m......huuuum how about £12.5

Sorry but paid Pienaar + 4m for Guardado plus i rate him around the 10-12m mark

You know what Viva, Wolfman £12m just for you. No messing, no tryign to drive the price up, £12m straight up star

Sorry Thud is a top player. No deal Vivabino

To save you time mate here is who I would sell cash: The rest would have to be ridiculous cash offers otherwise I want part ex for them that improves Sergio Romero GK
John Flanagan RB/LB (U21) (FT)
Jack Robinson LB (U21) (FT)
Martin Olsson LB/LM
Steven Defour CM
Jay Spearing CM
Ricardo Gabriel Álvarez LW/AM/SS
Jordan Mutch CM (U21)
Miroslav Klose WG/SS/ST
Mounir El Hamdaoui ST

No thanks, my midfield is staying as it is. I'm happy to mix up my defense though. Cash offers for all my defenders will be considered.

Signed O'Shea today for 4m, so selling would be pointless at that price.
Howard worth 12m IMO. Sorry