Stoke Furious League

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STOKE CITY FC BE SCARED

Manager: Viva
Crybaby/Moaner/Legend: Azzy Mahmood

25 MAN SQUAD

Goalkeepers
GK Carlos Kameni
GK Alex Smithies


Defenders
RB Lorenzo Di Silvestri
RB Wes Brown
CB Simon Kjaer
CB Younes Kaboul
CB Jan Vertonghen
CB Michael Dawson
CB Jonathan Woodsman
LB Benoit Tremoulinas
LB Phil Neville

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Midfielders

RM Stuart Downing
RM Jeffery Farfan
RM
DM Angelo Palombo
CM
DM Owen Hargeaves
DM
CAM
CM Riccardo Montolivo
CM Anderson Hernanes
AM Mathieu Valbuena
LM Matthew Etherington
LM Ashely Young
LM Andreas Guardado








Forwards
ST
ST
ST Harry Kane
ST Alvaro Negredo

REST OF THE SQUAD

GK Dida FREE
GK Roy Caroll FREE



Players In
Matias Fernandez - PEX 1
Riccardo Montolivo - PEX 1
Benoit Tremoulinas - PEX 1
Ledley King - £4.5m - Sunderland
Roger Johnson - Sunderland FC - £6.5m
Fabio Quagliarella - Napoli FC - £10m
Carlos Kameni - Espanyol - £4.5m
Lorenzo Di Silvestri - Everton - £7m
Andrea Guardado - Blackburn Rovers - PEX 2
Angelo Palombo - Sampdoria - £7m
Owen Hargreaves - Frees - £4m
Raheem Sterling- Unattached - £500k
Jeffery Farfan - Schalke - £12m
Ashely Young - Aston Villa - £30m
Renato Augusto - Birmingham City - £15m
Oscar Carodozo - Sunderland £5m loan
Adam Forshaw - Everton - £500k
Mikel Arteta - Sunderland - £9.25m
Simon Kjaer - Everton - £18m
Marvin Martin - Sochaux - £7m
Lewis Holtby - Sunderland - £500k LOAN
Mario Gotze - Spurs - £1m LOAN
Anderson Hernanes - Spurs - £16m
Michael Dawson - Spurs - £16m
Mathieu Valbuena - Marseille - £15m
Alvaro Negredo + £2m PEX 3
Stuart Downing - Valencia - £20m
Jan Vertonghen - Everton - £11m plus Raheem Sterling PEX4

Players Out
Seamus Coleman - Sunderland - PEX 1
Taye Taiwo - Sunderland - PEX 1
Ivan Rakitic - Sunderland - PEX 1
Graham Dorrans - WBA - £4m
Matthew Upson - Wolverhampton Wanderers - £8m
Grafite - £6m - Releases
Carlton Cole - £4m - Releases
Robbie Keane - £4m - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Niko Krancjar - Rubin Kazan - £9.5m
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov - Blackburn Rovers + £5m PEX 2
Joey Barton - Newcastle - £7m
Andreas Isaksson - Espanyol - £4.5m
Steven Caulker - Swansea - £4m
Cacau - Werder Bremen - £10m
Mat ias Fernandez - Sporting Lisbon - £12m
Renato Augusto - Man City - £20m
Jermaine Pennant - Releases - £1.5m
Jean Makoun - Everton - £500k Loan back end of season
Mikel Arteta - Sevilla - £15.5m
Roger Johnson - Arsenal - £12.5m
Ledley King - £6m - Bolton
Adam Forshaw - Southampton - £1.5m
Marvin Martins - Birmingham City - PEX 3
Fabio Quagliarella - Napoli - £12m
Raheem Sterling - Everton - PEX 4
Jean Makoun - Genoa - £5m


SPONSOR

The following companies have approached your club in regards to a Sponsorship deal.
You may only accept one deal. If the target is met the extra will be paid out at the end of the season.

TalkTalk would like you to consider their proposal for a season long sponsorship of the club:

Initial Sum: £6m
Bonus: £6m per win, £3m per draw
Target: Top 5
If met: £6m


BUDGET: £6m



Money In
£250k Predo game
£250k winning a league match
£500k Predo game
£250k winning a league match
£250k Predo game
£500k Predo game
£4m runners up in predo game
£250k predo game
£500k predo game
£20m for betting with Nadeem on boxing match Haye vs Klitshko
£2m for get a draw with Birmingham City GW 1 sponsor money
£4m for get a win against Fulham GW 3 sponsor money
£500k predo game
£4m for getting a win against Birmingham in the cup sponsor money
£2.5m for coming third in predo game final standings
£1m for predo game
£4m for getting a win against Spurs in the cup sponsor money
£2m for getting Hero the Birmingham City job
£1m for Hero doing her first set of tactics
£3m for doing the lawyers list
£1m for Hero doing her second set of tactics
£2m for drawing with Sunderland sopnsor money
£6m for winning the cup
£4m for win against Bolton sponsor money
£1m for hero doing her third and final set of tactics
£2m for drawing with Aston Villa sponsor money
£250k for predos

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi dude, just come to say well done on Lucas. I think he is a top player and would have loved to sign him but I went with my head this time and went for a winger where I feel I need improving. If you decide to sell Lucas I would be very intrested in him.

yeah downing will be a top signing for you aswell, and lucas certainly is different from the old 606 days where very few were a fan of him, and i think its fairly safe to say im gonna be looking to keep him

M'Vila - looking in the region of £20m

Young + valbuena + negredo + kaboul = hazard + vidal + cleverley
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Good offer but my players are only available for cash only.
Hazard = 40mill
Vidal = 30mill
Cleverley = 30mill

Evening fella, what you after for Farfan?

would negredo be available, if so what would you want for him?

A.Carroll for S.Downing/A.Young?

Just noticed you need a striker. ENQUIRY

I'd need enough money to buy Damiao, that wouldn't buy one leg.
I may be willing to sell but I'm not giving him away.

Michael Dawson + Ashely Young + Stuart Downing

=

Juan Mata + Gervinho + £15m

Not keen to lose Berbatov, would be willing to talk on a deal if Mr. Young is used though?

Nah thats fair fam. I didnt think id get them, plan was to develop an English team but thats gone to Poopie

I thought it was just 35m for Young

Berba + Capel
=
Young

Can be the start, and add bits to it till we agree the deal

ENQ but

Berba + Pablo Hernandez
=
Young

I would need to work stuff out before that was a firm offer though

Alright, well I'm looking at the Parker/Forlan deal which will decide it if I'm honest.

What else would you be willing to offer for Berbatov?

Sorry I need holtby for the time being

Dawson = Sow & Gonzalez

ENQ

Gilardinho NFS sorry

Jan Vertonghen = Michael Dawson

?????????????

Dawson does want to go. He wants to partnet Jags in defence as they both can break into engerrrland together and hold hands and shizzle

D.dot and Jaggers aint got no chance bruv.

I know they havent, Jones and Smalling will lock that Poopie down soon enough.
You not seem my twitter/facebook post on the weekend, John Terry better be scared and Jones is having his place, he looks better then Terry ever was or can be.

Im working on my deal to bring the badman who bust up RVP last year in an international, going to cost me tho by the looks of things.

Vertonghen is up for grabs but depending how much I get Chiellini for

Viva, tranq has offered me £14m for Vertonghen.

Business is business bro you know that.

Can you match that?
or
add a player (not Hargeaves as I still dont know if he can run yet)

OR

Stuart Downing + Ashely Young + Michael Dawson = Vertonghen + Juan Mata + Yoann Cabaye + £5m
ENQ

Are you leaving yourself offers now?

sorry about vertongen if i do get him, but when i saw nicks post to brahma, i had to try my luck and try my utmost to get him as i needed a known and rated partner for agger

and no thanks to your offer for briggs, im struggling to find any cheap u21 options from abroad that would be rated

£11m and Raheem Sterling for Vertonghen

Your offer is the best so far and suit me to what I want.

Other team are showing interest tho.

I fircking hate this as I feel bad w=for the two that miss out. Its just not fair

oh well, best of luck with him

Viva, im happy to deal with, let me just let Afro down gentaly then BOOM we will finish our business

Ohhh Afro come in with a good offer. Ill be 5 mins

Fine, Viva, deal isnt confiormed. Please delete you confirmed post.

Negotiatiopns are still in progress. From now on I will hold them on the main page so I can see all at one and all can see all

Baines + Walker = Vertonghen

ENQ?

He is yours.

I don't know why Nick is still even going on about it?

Maybe I have Jedi mindtrick powers and don't realise it

What for Valbuena BTW?

Can I just say, at no point did I moan, or say he should reverse the deal for Vertonghen. I may have teased him about being scared of upsetting you, but that was all.

Peace out and I will write you a rap about the subject of your choosing

Out of respect for my favourite pretend manager.

And I was looking for an excuse to write a new rap.

I might change Nick's nickname to Tampax coz of his monthly cycles

I wish he would calm down. I am regretting teasing him now

Vertonghen is a good signing for you. Kind of glad you got him rather than me as I wasn't entirely convinced I wanted to lose Baines and Walker

Afor, you moaned about having to wait. its plain and clear

Flanagan I want to keep as I intend to play him in the cup.

Boyata I will sell for cash - make me an offer.

Sorry, would rather keep my 3

Would consider Woodgate + £3m = Boyata

Wouldn't like to say. I don't know how highly Nick rates Farfan and whether he is looking for a CB back in return or to reduce his number of CBs.

You could always make the enquiry

Jake Liverpool or Jordan Mutch?

Not selling. Good Cup players for me

Which of your midfielders would you sell for Cleverly?

Also bid for Dawson- 12 mil

Sorry but no deal, have no interest in any of those players.

Seen you been offering them around and one I saw somewhere else I laughed at, think you were trying to pull a quick one

Is Hernanes potentially available?

anyone for negredo?

who do u want for ashley young?

Million miles away from any deal there, I don't even want Ethrington.

You're offering 20m worth of talent of which Etherington is only going to depreciate for 35m worth of talent that is only going to rapidly rise over the nexct couple of years.

Martin is a regular now for the national team and has scored twice in four games for them.
Sow was top scorer in the French League with the Champions scoring 27 goals.
Criscito is first choice for the Italian team
Wickham moved in real life for a fee potentially rising to £12m

Etherington hasn’t ever broke into the England team and has only ever been at mediocre clubs and he has had personal issues during his career.

Sell me Ashley Young on the cheap and I'll see what I can do!