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You'd have been midtable in the premier league

Plus Viva blatently groped people.

He saw the mating process in Norwich. It's not pretty.

We need David Attenborough to narrate the Norwich mating process. That would be laughs.

A lot of the problem was I didn't see much at all. Everyone was all like "oh, I bet the broads will be beautiful" but when I got there it was a lot of grass, reeds, crap windmills, and dirty water.

It has its charm, but when you're showering sat on a sh!tter, floating along a river you do wonder if there are easier ways to holiday.

nadeem2099 wrote:We need David Attenborough to narrate the Norwich mating process. That would be laughs.

"Here we stand amongst the broads of Norfolk witnessing the male of the species begin his courtship ritual"

'Alright cuz, I'll buy you a Breezer if you let me finger ya'

So cannot decide who to spend my £100m+ on!

I'd just go for Messi if it was me

Continue the Madrid takeover on the these leagues by buying CR7, Bale and James Rodriguez. Fook Messi and his dodgy tax evasions! You don't want that at your club hero.

Be interesting to see who people go for in the end. Id be happy if get my 2. I don't expect to so Plan B it will be

Am I allowed to give updates as to who has lost out on players so far .. just to make the day go quicker

If you want it'll help me prepare for round 2 . I assume people that miss out on players get a pre 2nd round chance

I've got fears that I've been outbid already and all of the players I want are going to be gone in the first draft.

Ha, don't know about pre 2nd round!

So far, Miky has lost out on one player, everyone else has theirs

I've just put mine in...

You're fine hero, just stole one of mine

When you releasing draft results bam?

Once I get all the bids

Remind me: how many bids can I make?

2 in the first draft, then unlimited in the second wave bro.

I saw that marky put Hummels in his best world 11. I'm sorry but there are much much better defenders than him. Godin, Ramos, Varane to name a few.

Hummels has the turning circle of the Titanic, I'd put him well outside the top 10.

If someone missed out on their targets in both round 1 and round 2, is there a "round 3"? Or does it just go straight into TPs

Olly, Azzy and Viva to go for the full set

I don't like that you've asked that question straight after my bids have gone in

Personally I'd say continue the draft till every club has made two signings.

Haha, I actually read your bids after I posted that!

Trebs, fancy making a profit on Martial?

Azzy wrote:Hummels has the turning circle of the Titanic, I'd put him well outside the top 10.

This. He's not even in my top 20.

Go on then nads .. your top 20

How times change.

When Hummels was trendy a couple of years ago he was drooled over by managers in this league...

Martinez is gone

In no particular order -

Ramos
Varane
Pepe
Godin
José Giménez
Giorgio Chiellini
Jerome Boateng
Koscielny
Pique
Kompany
T Silva
Bonucci
Mustafi
Marquinhos
Koulibaly
Umtiti
Toprak
Manolas
Mertesacker

Hero wrote:Trebs, fancy making a profit on Martial?

Depends how big the profit is

nadeem2099 wrote:In no particular order -

Mertesacker

Nadz on a legandary wumming session

Trebs wrote:

Hero wrote:Trebs, fancy making a profit on Martial?

Depends how big the profit is

35m? ENQ

Do you still work on the Cutty Sark, Azzy?

I've been to a couple of training sessions down that way lately, just past the Naval College. I always look around just in case I walk past Azzy Mahmood himself.

That reminds me, we're meant to do kunch at the Cutty Sark soon aren't we?

Join us Soddy.

The deadline is very short, can we please extend it till the weekend?

I haven't had time to plan my squad.

its not short you've had a week to plan since season end.

Not really, last week I was on holiday.

I came back Sunday evening, Monday I had stuff to sort out, Tuesday I was at work, Wednesday was the first I heard properly whats going on and today is Thursday I've been extremely busy.

I still haven't played Uncharted 4. I think it's fair we have till the weekend.

It's two TP bids Viva. Not a whole draft.

I know it's two players but I need to plan, firstly where I'm going to improve and then which plays fit my side. I don't want to rush and spunk it on someone Poopie.

sodhat wrote:You're only 20 though, a slice of melon probably gives you wood

Have you got a girlfriend now? You must be earning those sweet bank bucks

Reminds me, I was in Norwich not long ago on my way to the broads. Drove a boat around the broads and that; some real strange places up your neck of the woods.

All girls have spurned any girlfriend advances so far - I have harpooned a fatty if I get desperate tho

Heading out towards Great Yarmouth is always a dangerous thing to do tbf

Viva bringing out the LVG level of excuses. It takes 15-20 mins. If you can't find that in 7 days then you got issues and in the wrong job. Much like LVG

I'm after a CM, CB, RB and winger anyone got one for sale, it'll help fund your TP.

What happens with Luca Toni? He is retiring in real life, how much compo do I get for him?

you get £0 for luca

While he still has a TM value you could release him

Fernando wrote:Viva bringing out the LVG level of excuses. It takes 15-20 mins. If you can't find that in 7 days then you got issues and in the wrong job. Much like LVG

Well if you read what I said you'd have known I was away on holiday but just like Wenger "You did not see anything". I don't expect TPs to be held back because of me, if I get TP in before the deadline good if you don't get them that means I'll probably wait till the second run of TP.

You've been back since monday it's LVG levels of excuses. You do not work 24 hours a day you've had time fella

If you miss out it's your fault TP's end at midnight then

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:You're only 20 though, a slice of melon probably gives you wood

Have you got a girlfriend now? You must be earning those sweet bank bucks

Reminds me, I was in Norwich not long ago on my way to the broads. Drove a boat around the broads and that; some real strange places up your neck of the woods.

All girls have spurned any girlfriend advances so far - I have harpooned a fatty if I get desperate tho

Heading out towards Great Yarmouth is always a dangerous thing to do tbf

The fatties may well have viewed you with the same thing in mind...

We didn't get to Yarmouth because it was both miles away and a merciless pit of human waste. I did crash the boat into another guy's boat twice in one day though. He had a really nice boat. But he also had a stupid face so I didn't mind denting it so much.

Fernando wrote:You've been back since monday it's LVG levels of excuses. You do not work 24 hours a day you've had time fella

If you miss out it's your fault  TP's end at midnight then

Monday

00:00am - 10:23am
I was fast asleep

10:30am - 11:30am
Had breakfast, shower and got dressed

11:30am - 1:59pm
Sorted out stuff that needed to be

2:00pm - 5:00pm
I was at work

6:00pm - 9:00pm
met some friends

10:00pm - 11:00pm
Came home still getting used to the 2 hour diff

11:00pm - 7:03am
I was asleep

Tuesday (My Birthday)

7:04am - 5:00pm
Getting ready for work/at work

6:00pm - 10:30pm
Ate, rested, watched United lose

11:00pm - 7:12am
I was asleep

Wednesday

7:12am - 5:00pm
At work

6:00pm - 9:45pm
Snooker

10:30pm - 6:41am
I was asleep

Thursday
6:42am - 5:00pm
Work

6:00pm - 8:00pm
Gym

8:30: 10:30
Eat and then sleep

I've not had any time to play Uncharted 4, going gym for the first time this week, heck I'm not even celebrating my birthday till the weekend.