The World League II

First topic message reminder :

You'd have been midtable in the premier league

Plus Viva blatently groped people.

5pm deadline is too late, we'll be gone by then.

Just been given a ticket for the final tomorrow with all the other corporate muppets

Doing results now.

Name a player that shouldn't have been included in England's euro squad

Delph - hero, trebs 2 points
Wilshere - bam, marky, viva, miky 4 points

A recently released PS4 game

Uncharted 4 - bam, hero, viva, trebs, miky 5 points
Doom - marky, 1 point

Next man united manager
Mourinho - miky, hero, viva, bam, marky 5 points
Giggle - trebs 1 point

A chocolate brand

Kit kat - bam, hero 2 points
Cadbury - marky, trebs 2 points
Snickers - viva 1 point
Galaxy - miky 1 point

Why are you not counting my votes you fraud?

A Japanese sumo wrestler

Ollys mum - bam 1 point
Akebono - marky 1 point
Yokozuna - hero, viva 2 points
Ashashiryuo - miky 1 point
Dunno - trebs 1 point

At this rate it'll be Monday morning before he gets through them all, lets not add extra pressure

Fernando wrote:Why are you not counting my votes you fraud?

I haven't received any from you.

Absolute Shambles i sent them in at 4 O'Clock

#NadeemIsANonce

Well hero must have deleted them cuz I haven't got them.

A position Leicester need to strengthen

Midfield - bam, trebs 2 points
Fullback - marky, hero, viva, miky 4 points

A premiership striker worse than Akinfenwa

Rooney - bam 1 point
Cameron Jerome - marky, trebs 2 points
None - hero, miky 2 points
Anichibe - viva 1 point
Giroud - nando 1 point

Congrats on whoever the winner is. Condolences nando on finishing last.

nadeem2099 wrote:Well hero must have deleted them cuz I haven't got them.

I don't have the power to do that.

I'm sure nando's just trolling hero. I really haven't received anything from him so he might not have sent them properly if he did.

What score will real madrid beat atletico by in the champions league final

2-1 to real - marky, hero, trebs,  miky 4 points
1-2 to atletico - bam 1 point
Real will lose - viva 1 point

You may tally up. Congrats on whoever the winner is.

I've got 26.
Miky has 26.
Marky has 23.
Trebs has 19.
Bam has 21.
Viva for 23.

Miky and I tie for top.

Mark Clattenburg is a shocking ref. Some atrocious decisions yesterday. He better step up his game in the champions league final. Oh yeah almost forgot congrats to LVG on winning the first (of many) trophy after SAF era.

Just a reminder to all - Make sure you get your pages up to date before 5pm tomorrow as i will be drawing Lawyers and Injuries after work.

Morning all.

How are you all?

Morning Miky, how do you feel about the Special One coming to us?

It's going to be a bit weird seeing him at another club in England, it's no secret that he loves Chelsea.

I wish him all the best though, he deserves to be in a top job somewhere and it didn't work out in the 3rd season for us so he was destined to join a top club again and it just happens to be England.

I don't blame United for getting him in if that's what happens, he is easily one of the best around (personally I think he is the best). Good luck to him. Going to be an amazing bunch of managers in the Prem next season. 

Klopp, Wenger, Guardiola, Conte, Mourinho, Pochettino, Ranieri to name some.

Fantastic bunch of managers, shame the players aren't at the same level, but hopefully they will come

Another Woodward PR disaster though, for that news to leak at that time is classless, and I can't believe its a coincidence.

By the time we left the stadium, it was pretty much all anyone was talking about

Anyone see the clip of the player from Argentina getting kneed in the face and then sucker punched? He's reportedly passed away. It was an innocuous looking challenge aswell with a delayed reaction. Terrible news.

Morning Gents... Just passing through and thought I would ask if the Twitch idea ever left the ground?

Speaking as a United fan, it was nice to see to LVG leave on a some-what underwhelming high-point but regardless of the result, he was always going to leave after the match and I personally can't wait for Mourinho's reign to get started now.

Although Mourinho leaves a patten of immediate success following by some kind of internal breakdown I'd happily take two years of becoming competitive for the title again knowing that he'll leave the team in a MUCH stronger position than LVG or even Moyes ever did.... Can see a lot of wheeling and dealing happening so it's going to be a big summer for United.

Hey how you doing enigma? Fancy joining the league and releasing a player so I can sign him for half his value?

I thought we were at full capacity?

There's always room for an enigma in the league. More so when it's THE ENIGMA - Master of releasing players.

We are Hero, as far as I know.

I've been hesitant regarding Mourinho beforehand but as it's looking a certainty that he'll be taking over as tomorrow then I'm going to forget the negativity and look at the positives (until it all goes to pot and then I'll moan like a trooper).

1. He's a 2 time CL winner.
2. His name will attract players despite no CL this season.
3. His ties with Mendes will further add weight to acquiring decent players
4. In the short term he gets results.
5. He knows the Premiership very well.
6. He'll wind up Wenger and Pep something chronic.
7. He isn't just all about negative park the bus football.

8. He will destroy Rashford's United career.

Regardless of if Mourinho plays Rashford though and as good as he's been, he can't be expected to score all the goals up front for United and Mourinho will sort that out I'm sure.

Jose prefers a physical striker like Drogba or Costa no? Be prepared for Rashford to play the Welbeck role.

Yeah he does apparently GSC and I think if you look at the strikers he has had at most clubs it's evident.

Could see Rashford playing the role that Eto'o did at Inter, with Zlatan as the Milito

Martial - Ibra - Rashford as a front 3

Itd be the most Jose thing ever to turn Rashford into a glorified FB

Can someone draw me 3 injuries and 2 lawyers please? (ideally before midnight)

nadeem2099 wrote:A premiership striker worse than Akinfenwa

Rooney - bam 1 point
Cameron Jerome - marky, trebs 2 points
None - hero, miky 2 points
Anichibe - viva 1 point
Giroud - nando 1 point

Congrats on whoever the winner is. Condolences nando on finishing last.

If Cameron Jerome isn't taken off this list I will hunt you all down and eat your chicken

When's the first gameweek?

This week. New season starts tomorrow.

Right, Lawyers and Injuries are ready to go, just need someone to draw mine for both then i can post them at midnight.

Got them, nevermind.

There were 19 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

LW - Eljero Elia - £2.63m
ST - Mario Mandzukic - £14.25m
GK - Jeroen Zoet - £4.5m
AM - Hakim Ziyech - £7.5m
DM - Maxime Gonalons - £10.5m
LW - Marco Reus - £33.75m
CB - Miranda - £12m
RB - Sime Vrsaljko - £6.75m
RW - Leroy Sane - £13.5m
CB - Karim Rekik - £3m
GK - Abdoulaye Diallo - £750k
ST - Alexandre Lacazette - £22.5m
RB - Lukasz Piszczek - £5.25m
AM - Kasey Palmer - £0
CM - Cesc Fabregas - £33.75m
CM - Ilkay Gundogan - £22.5m
CB - Marquinhos - £22.5m
ST - Aritz Aduriz - £2.25m
LB - Wendell - £11.25m
IP: 2.125.157.77
Timestamp: 2016-05-23 19:02:12 UTC

There you go miky. I logged on to help you.

Thanks man but Hero pmed me mine already.

bye then.

I appreciate your help anyway mate 

nadeem2099 wrote:Hey how you doing enigma? Fancy joining the league and releasing a player so I can sign him for half his value?

I'm well mate, how have you been? Unfortunately I'm busy running another fantasy league on here so I wouldn't have the time if there was room to begin with, I will probably look at returning to 606v2 football management later in the year.

How many times as Azzy had a melt down this season then?

As I said in an earlier post, we'll have two maybe three good seasons under Mourinho before he looses the plot, shaves his head, and turns up watching a random Blackburn Rovers game but I believe he will leave the team in a much better shape than what LVG or Moyes previously did...

I think this will be the end for Mata, sadly he's a worldclass player who doesn't quite fit into a natural position. He's too slow to play out on the wings and I can't see Mourinho playing him off the striker. Hopefully be the end of Carrick, Fellaini, Phil Jones and a couple of other passengers... Hope Herrera has a role to play next season but sadly I think he'll be used for strike a deal elsewhere.