The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 May 2016, 22:50

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

by **Galted** Wed 25 May 2016, 22:54

Sorry to hear that michaels.

by 1GrumpyGolfer Thu 26 May 2016, 01:29

I'm sorry for your loss, Sean

by Rowley Thu 26 May 2016, 07:05

Sorry to hear that Sean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cche-h83qNQ

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 07:18

Morning all, sorry to hear that sean.

Morning Jeffers.

by Rowley Thu 26 May 2016, 08:02

Morning Rick. Not sure this will make up for the loss of a loved one but believe Sean got the thread split with the news.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 08:11

Sorry to hear that, Seany.

Good morning.

Arthropods have an open circulatory system. Arthropods have an internal cavity called a hemocoel. The hemocoel provides a cavity in which the animal's internal organs are bathed in body fluids. This bathing enables the exchange of nutrients, waste material, and gases.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 08:18

He did indeed, Jeff.

Wonder if the organs bump together?

That is a good fact Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 08:19

rick_dagless wrote:He did indeed, Jeff.

Wonder if the organs bump together?

That is a good fact Tino.

Every day is a school day, riCK.

You well?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 08:22

I am indeed well, I was in Rugby yesterday, so even more south than usual. Though I get progressively more north as the week goes on. Which is nice...

Just sponsored a mate who is white collar boxing next week, so my good deed is done. Just need to work out what to do with the built up karma now.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 08:25

rick_dagless wrote:I am indeed well, I was in Rugby yesterday, so even more south than usual. Though I get progressively more north as the week goes on. Which is nice...

Just sponsored a mate who is white collar boxing next week, so my good deed is done. Just need to work out what to do with the built up karma now.

I know Rugby. Bottom of the M6? Driven past it a few times.

That is proper south, you may as well have popped in to see me.

I am heading back north this weekend. A friend is getting married in Warrington. No kids allowed either so me and Mrs Windows are going to get smashed for a couple of days. Great stuff.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 May 2016, 08:25

Morning all.

Sorry to hear about your dad, sean.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 08:45

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I am indeed well, I was in Rugby yesterday, so even more south than usual. Though I get progressively more north as the week goes on. Which is nice...

Just sponsored a mate who is white collar boxing next week, so my good deed is done. Just need to work out what to do with the built up karma now.

I know Rugby. Bottom of the M6? Driven past it a few times.

That is proper south, you may as well have popped in to see me.

I am heading back north this weekend. A friend is getting married in Warrington. No kids allowed either so me and Mrs Windows are going to get smashed for a couple of days. Great stuff.

Out in Wazza, think Mr Smith's is shut now unfortunately but I am sure you have a good one. Pay your respects for me if you would be so kind...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 09:06

rick_dagless wrote:Pay your respects for me if you would be so kind...

I will. A couple of the guests will be from Northwich so I'll be sure to ask them if they know you.

I'm assuming your real name is Rick Dagless?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 09:16

Of Course... Erm

Do you know their names?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 09:21

rick_dagless wrote:Of Course...

Do you know their names?

I don't. I was just assuming there will be some as the bride to be was born there. The groom is a woollyback.

They live in Warrington now, hence the venue, but there must be some of your folk going.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 09:24

They occasionally get out for day release mate, we get special dispensation due to the missionary work.

You will have to get names, and I can report back, what is the brides surname?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 09:27

rick_dagless wrote:They occasionally get out for day release mate, we get special dispensation due to the missionary work.

You will have to get names, and I can report back, what is the brides surname?

I'll do that. I'll sniff out the people from Northwich and then steal their name cards from the tables. I'll have to do it early before I get drunk though.

Redfearn.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 09:30

You will know them when you see them mate, should not be hard...

Hmm, I know 1 Redfearn so possibilities...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 09:34

rick_dagless wrote:You will know them when you see them mate, should not be hard...

Hmm, I know 1 Redfearn so possibilities...

This is hugely exciting. It's adding a new dimension to the weekend. I may be in the same room as some of your mates.

And there are no actual violations of CC rules.

I'll report back.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 10:11

I shall await your response with anticipation mate, this could be a CC high.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 May 2016, 10:43

I'm all a-tingle.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 10:44

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm all a-tingle.

That's probably herpes.

by Guest Thu 26 May 2016, 11:10

Sorry to hear about your dad, Sean, I can confirm that a bereavement is a sure fire way to get the thread split..although it won't stop some complaining that it's sh!t

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 12:16

Beef salad with horseradish sauce 7/10

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 May 2016, 12:39

Sorry to hear about your dad, sean.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 12:43

Afternoon supes, I see that Dundee law school made it into the top 10 law schools in Britain this year, after we left...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 26 May 2016, 12:46

Sorry to hear about your Dad Sean. Condolences to the Michaels family.

Afternoon bumerinos

A bowl of Frosties with gold top milk*

*many thanks to rick for bringing the attention of it existence to me 40g of protein per litre! Will save tons of money by halving the amount of powder I use.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 12:54

Afternoon Shah, glad I could provide a service, and help local dairy farmers.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 26 May 2016, 12:59

Who the f*ck is moneysupermarket. Just find a northerner or two and he will save you money even if he isn't trying to.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 13:06

How is Hassan? Screaming and smelly?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 13:13

rick_dagless wrote:How is Hassan? Screaming and smelly?

Pale.

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 May 2016, 13:26

rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon supes, I see that Dundee law school made it into the top 10 law schools in Britain this year, after we left...

I think the generation that followed are benefitting from the trail that we blazed Rick. I've probably asked before, but what years did you go? I was 1996 to 2000.

Crazy days during which I must have set some kind of record for the length of time for a University student to go without getting laid.

by Guest Thu 26 May 2016, 13:35

superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon supes, I see that Dundee law school made it into the top 10 law schools in Britain this year, after we left...

I think the generation that followed are benefitting from the trail that we blazed Rick. I've probably asked before, but what years did you go? I was 1996 to 2000.

Crazy days during which I must have set some kind of record for the length of time for a University student to go without getting laid.

You're like the anti-Sean (although his was obviously lots of bumming or more specifically being bummed)...and before anyone starts in on this "It's far too soon to be mean to Sean" lark, you can all get f*cked to f*ckery. All that simpering and whatnot is fine for girls but for us men (and Galted) we need to maintain the ~~status quo~~ STATUS QUO and demonstrate that even in the darkest of times, things do carry on. I'd like to think Sean would be delighted to hear we are still amused (and faintly disgusted) by the fact he's been bummed a fair bit.

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 May 2016, 13:44

It was a pitiful run Dave. Pitiful. Broken in the end by a bar maid with deceptively small knockers (looked massive under clothes).

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 13:46

superflyweight wrote:It was a pitiful run Dave. Pitiful. Broken in the end by a bar man with deceptively small testicles (looked massive under clothes).

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 May 2016, 13:58

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:It was a pitiful run Dave. Pitiful. Broken in the end by a bar man with deceptively small testicles (looked massive under clothes).

Careful now - Dave once had sex with a woman who had so much pubic hair it cast a shadow that looked like a c0ck.

by Guest Thu 26 May 2016, 14:06

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:It was a pitiful run Dave. Pitiful. Broken in the end by a bar man with deceptively small testicles (looked massive under clothes).

Careful now - Dave once had sex with a woman who had so much pubic hair it cast a shadow that looked like a c0ck.

It was so long I used it to tie her to the headboard

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 26 May 2016, 15:04

rick_dagless wrote:How is Hassan? Screaming and smelly?

Babies don't smell until they start eating. And he was kind of pale but then I reassured him that if a pu$$y like tino could have his complete genitals chopped off, he could put up with a circumcision which is a comparitively minor op

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 15:08

superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon supes, I see that Dundee law school made it into the top 10 law schools in Britain this year, after we left...

I think the generation that followed are benefitting from the trail that we blazed Rick. I've probably asked before, but what years did you go? I was 1996 to 2000.

Crazy days during which I must have set some kind of record for the length of time for a University student to go without getting laid.

I was there 1996 - 2000 super... Dangerous times for CC rules...

I think we were definitely the bedrock which the later generation built upon.

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 May 2016, 15:15

That means that we have definitely been in the same room at some point - I'm thinking Gordon Cameron's Legal Method's and Systems lectures or Ian Ward's EU Law lectures. Hell, we may even have sat next to each other in Jurisprudence.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 May 2016, 15:18

Ian Ward with his books that were self written, and very expensive.

What was the hot European lecturer Kirsty something, and international public law with Elizabeth something... It has been a while

Did you do forensics also?

We have definitely been in the same place at the same time... Including dodgy law balls at the Glasgow Hilton and other such events...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 May 2016, 15:19

You crazy lawyers.

by Guest Thu 26 May 2016, 15:28

Not sure I could risk bumping to Rick or Super at the Brudenell Social Club. It would be a pile of smoking rubble before I got there

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 May 2016, 15:33

Ian Ward was a bit of a pr1ck.

Went along to his first lecture on EU law and he said he would just be reading from his book. I did the sensible thing and bought the book and didn't bother going back to the lectures (as well as not reading the book). Went back to the last lecture to see if they would give any hints about the exam and Kirsty (she was hot) was lecturing about something completely different. Had to cram an entire year of learning into less than 3 weeks - the very definition of a scraped pass.

I never went to the law ball - was always on around my birthday and I preferred to spend that drinking in some hovel.

by Rowley Thu 26 May 2016, 21:06

Been to the doctors this evening. I have got gout, actual f&cking gout!

Who gets that in this day and age?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 May 2016, 21:43

Sorry to hear the sad news about your Dad, sean.

Finally cool here with about 5 days to go to winter. I quite like this global warming thing.

I am not Burt Kwouk nor do I have gout.

by Rowley Thu 26 May 2016, 21:50

I would not recommend it, my big toe has a strange reddish hue to it and hurts like buggery hell.

by **Galted** Thu 26 May 2016, 22:11

Rowley wrote:Been to the doctors this evening. I have got gout, actual f&cking gout!

Who gets that in this day and age?

I had gout in my ankle when I was 28 and living alone in Birmingham, was probably due to my diet of kebabs and Scotch. Was f*cking excruciating.

The angry kiwi gets gout in his big toe on occasion which is f*cking excruciatingly funny.

by Rowley Thu 26 May 2016, 22:16

I have a new found understanding for his anger Galted.

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