The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Wed May 25, 2016 10:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

by **Galted** Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:14 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Im enjoying whats happened in here

Ziggler is an admin, I'm powerless.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:51 pm

I spend my day marking the work of the generation you lot inspired. I have marked a formal letter with "BFF" written in it. I shall not give you the satisfaction of correct grammar now you suddenly care to be an example.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:21 pm

What is going on. Who is bon jovi? I am confused.

More of a red man myself but as it is summer I am on the cider and white goes better with cider. Like a pinot myself, dry.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:04 pm

BONJOVI is DAVE
TW@T1 and TW@T2 are Tino and Galted I think, although Galted may have changed again to Mr. Gaylor.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:13 pm

Thanks Jules, I shall endeavour to secure an eternal stint in hell fire for you for that insult.

by Rowley Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:27 pm

I'm with Sean. Very confusing. Wish I had Duty's IQ I might be able to make sense of it all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:30 pm

Muppet#2 wrote:Thanks Jules, I shall endeavour to secure an eternal stint in hell fire for you for that insult.

Shah? Is that you?

by Rowley Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:36 pm

The other thing that annoys me about the referendum thread is they have no idea how to do a thread split.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:52 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Muppet#2 wrote:Thanks Jules, I shall endeavour to secure an eternal stint in hell fire for you for that insult.

Shah? Is that you?

Yes, Though Tino will also be aggrieved to be linked to the actual galted, So that is f*cking funny. I forgive you, you old fart.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:39 pm

Sandal bomber

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jun 14, 2016 1:56 am

Sandalous

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:41 am

FIST NOTCHES

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss good-night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss good-night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

How the devil are ye all?

by Rowley Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:23 am

https://youtu.be/YuS698b0ess

Morning shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:30 am

Morning Rowley Rumble. That is definitely Alistair, Tino, Hero, Dolphin with Ada holding the camera.

Are you well?

by **seanmichaels** Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:40 am

Joe strummer was so f-ing cool....

by Rowley Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:42 am

I'm well shah. Three days until the Roses so my mood remains solidly upbeat.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:48 am

Rowley wrote:I'm well shah. Three days until the Roses so my mood remains solidly upbeat.

Never seen a Yorkshireman so excited to visit Lancs to pay homage.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:19 am

Good morning.

Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of a bee’s head and 2 larger ones in front.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:19 am

Rowley wrote:I'm well shah. Three days until the Roses so my mood remains solidly upbeat.

It's a good year for the Roses.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of a bee’s head and 2 larger ones in front.

How many knees do they have?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:22 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of a bee’s head and 2 larger ones in front.

How many knees do they have?

I see you boys and girls have been ripping up the tennis section again, Jules.

You f*cking guys take it right to the edge. Mavericks, the lot of you.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:32 am

You should post in there Tino, not just lurk. We need knowledgeable posters such as yourself.

by Rowley Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:34 am

Don't do it Tina. Them lads play pretty rough. Taking the odd insult from shah is no kind of preparation.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:43 am

Rowley wrote:Don't do it Tina. Them lads play pretty rough. Taking the odd insult from shah is no kind of preparation.

I'm not going over there. Intimidating bunch.

I tried to engage Jules in some tennis chat around about the time of Wimbledon last year. He waved me away in a dismissive manner. That was warning enough for me.

by **Galted** Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't do it Tina. Them lads play pretty rough. Taking the odd insult from shah is no kind of preparation.

I'm not going over there. Intimidating bunch.

I tried to engage Jules in some tennis chat around about the time of Wimbledon last year. He waved me away in a dismissive manner. That was warning enough for me.

Attack the post and NOT the poster, Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:24 am

Mr Gaylor wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't do it Tina. Them lads play pretty rough. Taking the odd insult from shah is no kind of preparation.

I'm not going over there. Intimidating bunch.

I tried to engage Jules in some tennis chat around about the time of Wimbledon last year. He waved me away in a dismissive manner. That was warning enough for me.

Attack the post and NOT the poster, Tino.

F*ck you.

C*nt.

by Guest Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:26 am

Morning c*ckwombles, took me ages to sign in this morning as I forgot that some c*nt who shall remain nameless (and a virgin) changed my f*cking username and my laptop had the originals saved by default. Thought I'd been banned again.

Utter sp*nkbubble!!!

by **Galted** Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:40 am

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:Morning c*ckwombles, took me ages to sign in this morning as I forgot that some c*nt who shall remain nameless (and a virgin) changed my f*cking username and my laptop had the originals saved by default. Thought I'd been banned again.

Utter sp*nkbubble!!!

Had the same problem. Would have given up altogether if it wasn't for the fear of missing out on Jeff's wisdom and Tino's daily invertebrate fact.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:46 am

Morning all, and what in the name of f**k has gone on around here in my absence?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, and what in the name of f**k has gone on around here in my absence?

Ada(m) has had a full on meltdown. Pushed over the edge by Serial, resulting in lots of name changes.

Galted has nominated himself as a Mod but no-one (me) is taking him seriously.

Other than that, not much has changed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:10 am

Ah, standard then...

Adam craves attention, then once it is received it is unwelcome, I understand.

How is everyone?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:Ah, standard then...

Adam craves attention, then once it is received it is unwelcome, I understand.

How is everyone?

Good thanks.

How was Download?

You're the not the fat b*stard I saw on t'internet covered in mud are you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:25 am

It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

by Guest Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:27 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Yeah, I love it when your boyfriend cheats on you DAVE

Shut the F*CK up , Dolphin..............my wife doesn't know about him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:33 am

rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

by **Galted** Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

I wondered where I ended up. You didn't see where I left my shoes, did you?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:39 am

Mr Gaylor wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

I wondered where I ended up. You didn't see where I left my shoes, did you?

I stole them.

by Guest Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

I wondered where I ended up. You didn't see where I left my shoes, did you?

I stole them.

Just as long as you didn't wear them!

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:13 am

BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

I wondered where I ended up. You didn't see where I left my shoes, did you?

I stole them.
Just as long as you didn't wear them!

I tried to give them to the aforementioned hobo but he told me to f*ck off and that he wouldn't be seen dead in them.

by Guest Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:15 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

I wondered where I ended up. You didn't see where I left my shoes, did you?

I stole them.
Just as long as you didn't wear them!

I tried to give them to the aforementioned hobo but he told me to f*ck off and that he wouldn't be seen dead in them.

Which is ironic in the extreme as Galted got them from Scabby Ernie who died whilst giving Galted his bi-weekly nosh.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:41 pm

they've got an EU thread on the rugby boards. Got to be some fun to be had with the Welsh on there.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:42 pm

No one interested? F*cking ingrates.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:59 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GwiirNd6wY

by **Galted** Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
BONJOVIFAN#1 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mr Gaylor wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:It was fine but did get a bit wet towards the end, we ended up leaving a bit early just to be able to get out of the car park, but barring that I had a goodie.

There were so many fat bar stewards in the mud it was like a nature documentary, but I was not one of them thankfully.

How was your weekend?

Very decent. Spent all day Saturday at Lords getting hammered and then staggered to a bar to watch the football. That's right, the football.

I have no recollection of getting home but vaguely recall seeing someone getting a nosh from what looked like a hobo at Kings Cross. One can only assume it was Galted.

I wondered where I ended up. You didn't see where I left my shoes, did you?

I stole them.
Just as long as you didn't wear them!

I tried to give them to the aforementioned hobo but he told me to f*ck off and that he wouldn't be seen dead in them.

The joke's on you because I didn't wear shoes this weekend. I wore my shorts with many pockets and my sandals. And a shirt. I looked f*cking rugged as well. And I don't get noshed off by hobos at King's Cross, those are smackheads. There's a substantial difference, a f*cking substantial difference. Smackheads are mainly Scottish and thus toothless so they can't do much scrape-damage to your John Thomas. Hobos are the unemployed found in 1930s depression-era America.

F*ck you, Tino, f*ck you and your invertebrate-based facts.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:36 pm

Mr Gaylor wrote:Hobos are the unemployed found in 1930s depression-era America.

Not these hobos - http://www.shoezone.com/Products/Hobos-Mens-Side-Velcro-Canvas-Shoe-in-Blue-59320?siz=5&utm_source=Google-Shopping&utm_medium=Google-Shopping&utm_campaign=Google-Shopping&gclid=Cj0KEQjw1v66BRCV-6rh6s-Biu8BEiQAelpui9KRiOjLBFS5mnpBfd6A-w4PP58Iq0grjA093Jf_Ne4aAl3n8P8HAQ

Classic holiday wear for the Balearic Isles.

by **Galted** Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:01 pm

Those shoes have made me extremely angry.

by Rowley Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:09 pm

I'd imagine Sean would wear them.

by Rowley Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:22 pm

I've also now got the shoe zone on my advertising banner. I am far too cool to ever consider shopping at such a place.

by **Galted** Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:52 pm

I'm not impressed with their flip-flops and sandals. Won't be outrunning Russian Ultras through the streets of Marseilles in those.

by Rowley Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:54 pm

To be honest there isn't a shoe on there that looks like it would survive more than two runs down a hill in a tin bath. Useless.

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