The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 May 2016, 10:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

Dad passed away yesterday. Mowing a lawn at the time. Spent some time with him and very peaceful.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:06 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Buffon and De Gea put on a goalkeeping masterclass yesterday, it was a joy to watch.

I'll take your word for it, Serial.

That won't get my £5 back though.
My word is my bond, Tina (used to play in goal at schoolboy level so I appreciate the art of the thing) Sorry about your money but there are more important things in life, like ensuring both Sean and Shah are reminded daily that they are beneath contempt

DAVE667 wrote:Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair so i can climb up it and cut your t*ts off for stealing my share

by Guest Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I watched the first half with my eldest until it was time to turn over to the epic Game of Thrones series finale.

There was a point shortly after Iceland’s second goal when the camera panned to Hodgson. It was obviously the camera that was supplying the feed to the stadium. Hodgson was standing there looking shell shocked like he was watching his wife noshing off a Russian hooligan when he obviously realised the camera was on him. He glanced up, realised he was on the big screen and almost did a double take. So then he puts his hand to his chin like he was contemplating some great tactical reshuffle and also checked his watch, despite there being massive countdown clocks all over the stadium. Totally bemused by what was unfolding in front of him and completely bereft of ideas on how to change it.

He just looked a forlorn old man who was in charge of a pub team that had turned up to a cup final stinking of booze and wearing ladies underwear.

I sent my boy up to bed at half time so I could watch t*ts, violence and dragons. Great stuff.

Just saw the bit where he scratches his chin on the BBC's 6 moments clip. It's even more embarrassing than the team's performance.

l*l. I just watched it again. They needed to run it on a couple of seconds till he checked his watch.

A few years back someone on here said that Hodgson's habit of rubbing his face when annoyed looked like he was frantically trying to summon up a genie from his ar$e

by **Galted** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:08 pm

It gets funnier each time you watch it.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:08 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I watched the first half with my eldest until it was time to turn over to the epic Game of Thrones series finale.

There was a point shortly after Iceland’s second goal when the camera panned to Hodgson. It was obviously the camera that was supplying the feed to the stadium. Hodgson was standing there looking shell shocked like he was watching his wife noshing off a Russian hooligan when he obviously realised the camera was on him. He glanced up, realised he was on the big screen and almost did a double take. So then he puts his hand to his chin like he was contemplating some great tactical reshuffle and also checked his watch, despite there being massive countdown clocks all over the stadium. Totally bemused by what was unfolding in front of him and completely bereft of ideas on how to change it.

He just looked a forlorn old man who was in charge of a pub team that had turned up to a cup final stinking of booze and wearing ladies underwear.

I sent my boy up to bed at half time so I could watch t*ts, violence and dragons. Great stuff.

Just saw the bit where he scratches his chin on the BBC's 6 moments clip. It's even more embarrassing than the team's performance.

l*l. I just watched it again. They needed to run it on a couple of seconds till he checked his watch.
A few years back someone on here said that Hodgson's habit of rubbing his face when annoyed looked like he was frantically trying to summon up a genie from his ar$e

by Guest Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:09 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Buffon and De Gea put on a goalkeeping masterclass yesterday, it was a joy to watch.

I'll take your word for it, Serial.

That won't get my £5 back though.
My word is my bond, Tina (used to play in goal at schoolboy level so I appreciate the art of the thing) Sorry about your money but there are more important things in life, like ensuring both Sean and Shah are reminded daily that they are beneath contempt

DAVE667 wrote:Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair so i can climb up it and cut your t*ts off for stealing my share

Lip up Fatty ah Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae. Listen to the music, shuffle up ya feet, detonate your backpack and destroy de whole streeeeet!!

Anyway, I'm off for my lunch. Probably have something that could be described a normal sized person's portion

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:11 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Buffon and De Gea put on a goalkeeping masterclass yesterday, it was a joy to watch.

I'll take your word for it, Serial.

That won't get my £5 back though.
My word is my bond, Tina (used to play in goal at schoolboy level so I appreciate the art of the thing) Sorry about your money but there are more important things in life, like ensuring both Sean and Shah are reminded daily that they are beneath contempt

DAVE667 wrote:Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair so i can climb up it and cut your t*ts off for stealing my share
Lip up Fatty ah Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae. Listen to the music, shuffle up ya feet, detonate your backpack and destroy de whole streeeeet!!

Anyway, I'm off for my lunch. Probably have something that could be described a normal sized person's portion

Ah poor dave I love you dearly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:22 pm

Galted wrote:It gets funnier each time you watch it.

The double take is far more pronounced than I remembered it.

What a f*cking clown.

by **Galted** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 1:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:It gets funnier each time you watch it.

The double take is far more pronounced than I remembered it.

What a f*cking clown.

I genuinely feel sorry for him after seeing that, didn't realise how out of his depth he was. It's nearly as bad as John Redwood miming the Welsh anthem.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 4:35 pm

Galteded all to hell

by **Galted** Tue 28 Jun 2016, 5:12 pm

It's worth michaelsing a thread if it leads to a Marxism.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 6:56 am

Morning Notches, feeling serene today. How are you all?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:04 am

Morning Shah I am good today cheers mate, why so chilled?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:20 am

Decided to get a tefl accreditation, so can mix business with pleasure and emigrate to the east/middle east should the need arise for it. Also decided to stop getting angry at brexiters as they've harmed themselves mostly, if I get angry at every act of stupidity I would be a murderous lunatic right now...

by Rowley Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:26 am

https://youtu.be/U6pII42seo8

Morning all. Some Scottishness for you today. It's not all alcoholism, Dundee stories and arguments about independence you know.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 7:45 am

Very good Shah, go spread the good word of the culture cup in many languages, and good to have plans a-z in case it all goes Pete Tong.

Morning Jeffers.

I don't know what is more annoying Brexit 1 or 2 both are getting on my Bristols to be honest

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:27 am

Morning all.

I supposed to be off to Spain this weekend. They are all going to shun me like some Leave lunatic. I need to go a bit more before I have to start queuing for 3 days to get in.

C*ckwombles.

by **Galted** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

I supposed to be off to Spain this weekend. They are all going to shun me like some Leave lunatic. I need to go a bit more before I have to start queuing for 3 days to get in.

C*ckwombles.

I was just there, Madrid, Grenada, Malaga and Sevilla. They were far more concerned about us giving their tapas bars and hotels favourable reviews on Tripadvisor than about whether the UK remained part of the EU.

by Rowley Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:33 am

Say hi to Wlad Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:34 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

I supposed to be off to Spain this weekend. They are all going to shun me like some Leave lunatic. I need to go a bit more before I have to start queuing for 3 days to get in.

C*ckwombles.

I was just there, Madrid, Grenada, Malaga and Sevilla. They were far more concerned about us giving their tapas bars and hotels favourable reviews on Tripadvisor than about whether the UK remained part of the EU.

Good to know, Galted.

I enjoyed your Pulp Fiction reference on the EU thread. Nice work. Not to the standard of Jules, but very decent effort.

I was going to put a witty remark in response but I can't/couldn't think of one.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:35 am

Rowley wrote:Say hi to Wlad Tina.

He's never bloody there anymore, Jeff. I met him that one time but since then, nothing.

Maybe it's me he doesn't like.

by Rowley Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:38 am

I find that hard to believe Tina. He has some downtime at the minute so would be pretty confident he'll be around.

by **Galted** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 8:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

I supposed to be off to Spain this weekend. They are all going to shun me like some Leave lunatic. I need to go a bit more before I have to start queuing for 3 days to get in.

C*ckwombles.

I was just there, Madrid, Grenada, Malaga and Sevilla. They were far more concerned about us giving their tapas bars and hotels favourable reviews on Tripadvisor than about whether the UK remained part of the EU.

Good to know, Galted.

I enjoyed your Pulp Fiction reference on the EU thread. Nice work. Not to the standard of Jules, but very decent effort.

I was going to put a witty remark in response but I can't/couldn't think of one.

Thanks, Tino, though I'm sure it went over their angry heads. Takes something to Michaels an OffTopic post.

I may have mentioned it but there are plenty of attractive, bare-bristoled women on the beaches of Malaga. The sand is very hot though so mind you don't stare to long or it will burn through your sandals.

by Guest Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:06 am

Morning all, saddened to hear Wlad has fallen out with Tina. Can only imagine it was Wlad's fault.

Hoping for a better day at work...yesterday I suggested that Mr Farage's grandstanding and schoolyard insults, whilst amusing and possibly long overdue, may not have been the best way to approach informal talks with Europe over Brexit plans. F*ck me sideways...got it from three people about how doffing the cap like Cameron got us nowhere and it was about time we told the EU enough was enough and blah blah f*cking blah.

That's all well and good I said but what I actually said was, maybe his opening gambit shouldn't have been a load of insults. It's like walking into divorce proceedings and saying to your ex-wife "Alright, fatso!"

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 9:09 am

You should have said, you stupid c*nts farage isn't in power so all he can do is make sh*t worse for us you c*m guzzling storm poopers

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 10:10 am

I was due a michaelsing

by Guest Wed 29 Jun 2016, 10:14 am

You're due a kicking!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:00 am

Morning SERIAL you in a mood? Or is the work day better?

by Guest Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:35 am

Morning Rick, weather's dreadful but haven't brought a jacket and need to go out for lunch. Gonna end up looking like the one person who thought an office wet t-shirt competition would be a good idea!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 11:42 am

Same here, I actually need a stamp (I mean who the F**K uses stamps now) and the post office is not far enough to warrant driving, and it is urinating it down, I would like to say I rock the wet look, but this afternoon I will be mainly grumpy and wet.

by Guest Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:00 pm

Given the quality/materials of my uniform, I'll also be smelling like a wet dog all afternoon

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:11 pm

My word I have just listened to Farage address the European Parliament, what a total cockwomble...

by **Galted** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:44 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Given the quality/materials of my uniform, I'll also be smelling like a wet dog all afternoon

Dave has to wear a uniform.

by **Galted** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 12:53 pm

http://www.costumeconnection.com.au/contents/media/l_costume-fancy-dress-mens-sailor-costume-new.jpg

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:00 pm

Galted wrote:http://www.costumeconnection.com.au/contents/media/l_costume-fancy-dress-mens-sailor-costume-new.jpg

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by **Galted** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:http://www.costumeconnection.com.au/contents/media/l_costume-fancy-dress-mens-sailor-costume-new.jpg

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:18 pm

Split is imminent...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:22 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Split is imminent...

What number is it?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:23 pm

Split post will be 991 last post here 990

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Split post will be 991 last post here 990

You da man.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:29 pm

This is 54th CC thread comprising (when done) of 53,460 posts

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:31 pm

rick_dagless wrote:This is 54th CC thread comprising (when done) of 53,460 posts

Great research, riCK.

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