The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 29 Jun 2016, 1:31 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 10 2Q==

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by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 8:54 am

rick_dagless wrote:2D is basically an abstract concept.

I prefer 1D. Especially Harry. I love Harry.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:00 am

Tino, what do we need to do in order to deal with Yasir Shah in the second test?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:2D is basically an abstract concept.

I prefer 1D. Especially Harry. I love Harry.

Cheshire boy is Harry, from Antrobus, worked in Roberts Bakery.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:11 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, what do we need to do in order to deal with Yasir Shah in the second test?

Play the balls on merit, Jules. He is a good bowler, probably the best leg spinner since Warne but he wasn't exactly turning it square at Lords. It's a mental thing with England, after he mesmerised them in the UAE. This is England, the pitches won't play like the UAE so play the ball, not the bowler. Get your bat in front of your pad as he isn't likely to rip it enough over here to catch the edge and you won't be out LBW either. And don't play brain dead shots like Moeen Ali. At give yourself a chance to get in.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:2D is basically an abstract concept.

I prefer 1D. Especially Harry. I love Harry.

Cheshire boy is Harry, from Antrobus, worked in Roberts Bakery.

Great knowledge, riCK.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, what do we need to do in order to deal with Yasir Shah in the second test?

Play the balls on merit, Jules. He is a good bowler, probably the best leg spinner since Warne but he wasn't exactly turning it square at Lords. It's a mental thing with England, after he mesmerised them in the UAE. This is England, the pitches won't play like the UAE so play the ball, not the bowler. Get your bat in front of your pad as he isn't likely to rip it enough over here to catch the edge and you won't be out LBW either. And don't play brain dead shots like Moeen Ali. At give yourself a chance to get in.

Great knowledge, Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:14 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, what do we need to do in order to deal with Yasir Shah in the second test?

Play the balls on merit, Jules. He is a good bowler, probably the best leg spinner since Warne but he wasn't exactly turning it square at Lords. It's a mental thing with England, after he mesmerised them in the UAE. This is England, the pitches won't play like the UAE so play the ball, not the bowler. Get your bat in front of your pad as he isn't likely to rip it enough over here to catch the edge and you won't be out LBW either. And don't play brain dead shots like Moeen Ali. At give yourself a chance to get in.

Great knowledge, Tino.

Cheers, Jules.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:2D is basically an abstract concept.

I prefer 1D. Especially Harry. I love Harry.

Cheshire boy is Harry, from Antrobus, worked in Roberts Bakery.

Great knowledge, riCK.

Cheers, Tino.

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:21 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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JuliusHMarx wrote:I wanted your opinion, but don't think I can add anything of value to it.

Now that has given me a semi.

Galted can go to hell.

It's Nude Bingo Day at the Aldgate Home For Great Grannies today and I was going to offer you a ticket but I guess you can just go and f*ck yourself instead.

I just read your review on the film thread. Mrs Windows went to see Ghostbusters on Sunday with her sister.

She said it was sh*t.

She must've seen it in just the two dimensions.

It was.

In three dimensions it's less sh*t than expected.

I know, you've already said that on the film thread.

I know.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:22 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I wanted your opinion, but don't think I can add anything of value to it.

Now that has given me a semi.

Galted can go to hell.

It's Nude Bingo Day at the Aldgate Home For Great Grannies today and I was going to offer you a ticket but I guess you can just go and f*ck yourself instead.

I just read your review on the film thread. Mrs Windows went to see Ghostbusters on Sunday with her sister.

She said it was sh*t.

She must've seen it in just the two dimensions.

It was.

In three dimensions it's less sh*t than expected.

I know, you've already said that on the film thread.

I know.

It's been fun chatting to you, Galted.

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I wanted your opinion, but don't think I can add anything of value to it.

Now that has given me a semi.

Galted can go to hell.

It's Nude Bingo Day at the Aldgate Home For Great Grannies today and I was going to offer you a ticket but I guess you can just go and f*ck yourself instead.

I just read your review on the film thread. Mrs Windows went to see Ghostbusters on Sunday with her sister.

She said it was sh*t.

She must've seen it in just the two dimensions.

It was.

In three dimensions it's less sh*t than expected.

I know, you've already said that on the film thread.

I know.

It's been fun chatting to you, Galted.

It is pleasant to catch up in the mornings.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:13 am

I hate it when you get invited to what you think is a small meeting and then get stuck in a room full of people asking stupid questions... C*nts

How is everyone else doing this fine day? Wonder if SERIAL is devastated that he is missing the best weather Bradders has to offer?

I suspect not.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:20 am

rick_dagless wrote:I hate it when you get invited to what you think is a small meeting and then get stuck in a room full of people asking stupid questions... C*nts

How is everyone else doing this fine day? Wonder if SERIAL is devastated that he is missing the best weather Bradders has to offer?

I suspect not.

He'll be in his Speedos on the beach in Spain. Letting it all hang out. A few spiders legs poking out.

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I hate it when you get invited to what you think is a small meeting and then get stuck in a room full of people asking stupid questions... C*nts

How is everyone else doing this fine day? Wonder if SERIAL is devastated that he is missing the best weather Bradders has to offer?

I suspect not.

He'll be in his Speedos on the beach in Spain. Letting it all hang out. A few spiders legs poking out.

I reckon he's arranging heads on the sand so it looks like kids have been doing that bury your parents up to the neck for a laugh thing.

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:57 am

Duty and Secretfly starting to show signs of cracking after only two days of me pointing out that the Article 50 notification has still not been sent. I'm going to stick this one out and see how they're doing after I post the same thing every day for the next few months.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:19 pm

Lovely images Tino/Galts...

Stick it out supes, you can do it man!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:16 pm

We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:37 pm

rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I'm up to my ballbags mate. Feel free to step in though.

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I'm up to my empty ballbags mate. Feel free to step in though.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I'm up to my ~~ball~~bags mate. Feel free to step in though.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:41 pm

F*ck you fly

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:45 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:51 pm

They are not empty, quite the opposite in fact. They are absolutely rammed with spunk.

It just doesn't work.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 3:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:They are not empty, quite the opposite in fact. They are absolutely rammed with spunk.

It just doesn't work.

Just assaults and mugs passers by or claims benefits?

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 4:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:They are not empty, quite the opposite in fact. They are absolutely rammed with spunk.

It just doesn't work.

Apologies - I thought Mrs Windows had had you castrated.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 4:27 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:They are not empty, quite the opposite in fact. They are absolutely rammed with spunk.

It just doesn't work.

Apologies - I thought Mrs Windows had had you castrated.

Apparently she wants more babies Laugh

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 5:01 pm

rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I doubt it, rIcK, if Jeff's song of the morning can't do that nothing will.

I fear that a CC 3.0 would be like a bitterly feuding couple having a baby in the hope that it will bring them closer together, it's more likely that the baby will be neglected (and not in a deserved fashion as though it were g*nger).

By the way, Tino, if you do launch 3.0 I would like to participate.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 8:41 pm

Update on the goshawk attack from a few weeks back. We keep finding an alarming amount of pigeon remains behind the building but no one has seen the goshawk again. So when I went out for a cigarette I kept an eye out for it. I didn't see it but I did observe that you could roughly distinguish between the regular pigeons native to the park and the EU pigeons because the local ones banked sharply away from the roof of the building anytime they got close and they tended to fly below roof level save for those times another pigeon flew in its way. The sparrows, ravens, jackdaws, robins and what looked like a blue boobie also kept low when flying next to the building and our friend the stork hasn't been by in some time.

I suspect the goshawk has decided to make the roof of our building his home. Will ask the engineers tomorrow if we can go onto the roof and look for it or evidence of remains there.

If so I will purchase a wildlife camera or two and stick it to the roof facing down the side of the building and one where the remains are on the roof. So if all goes well we will have footage of big birds eating out little birds. If that isn't culture cup material I know not what is.

by Rowley Tue 19 Jul 2016, 9:24 pm

Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I doubt it, rIcK, if Jeff's song of the morning can't do that nothing will.

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Thanks Galted, I made a particular effort to pick a whole week of songs I thought you'd enjoy recently. Your appreciative comments were motivational. They have discouraged me from picking songs solely because I think they will annoy shah. I now treat that as a happy by product.

In other news I have had to visit two different family members in hospital tonight, what are the odds.

Two different hospitals as well, don't even get me started on the parking.

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:32 pm

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I doubt it, rIcK, if Jeff's song of the morning can't do that nothing will.

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Thanks Galted, I made a particular effort to pick a whole week of songs I thought you'd enjoy recently. Your appreciative comments were motivational. They have discouraged me from picking songs solely because I think they will annoy shah. I now treat that as a happy by product.

In other news I have had to visit two different family members in hospital tonight, what are the odds.

Two different hospitals as well, don't even get me started on the parking.

I'm not sure how the NHS works but would it not be worth finding out what the hospitals specialise in treating and pretend you have it so that they cart you between the two in an ambulance?

The week's song selection has been very good, took me back to my youth so effectively that I had a massive spot on the end of my nose over the weekend.

by Rowley Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:49 pm

Good thinking Galted. I might just exaggerate my gout and see if I can get some of that blue badge free parking action.

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:29 pm

Rowley wrote:Good thinking Galted. I might just exaggerate my gout and see if I can get some of that blue badge free parking action.

Gout could be handy, get TSMR to stamp on your foot, there's no way they can fail to be impressed by the pain. Might even get yourself an air ambulance if you scream enough.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 6:30 am

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:We need CC 3.0 that would shake this place up...

I doubt it, rIcK, if Jeff's song of the morning can't do that nothing will.

.

Thanks Galted, I made a particular effort to pick a whole week of songs I thought you'd enjoy recently. Your appreciative comments were motivational. They have discouraged me from picking songs solely because I think they will annoy shah. I now treat that as a happy by product.

In other news I have had to visit two different family members in hospital tonight, what are the odds.

Two different hospitals as well, don't even get me started on the parking.

Your Ramadan starts now

by Rowley Wed 20 Jul 2016, 7:30 am

https://youtu.be/AZTX0RBlqnM

It's no bloody joke shah. I'm not made of money

by **Galted** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:11 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/AZTX0RBlqnM

It's no bloody joke shah. I'm not made of money

Once had a summer job at a music publisher and this was the first tape I stole.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:23 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/AZTX0RBlqnM

It's no bloody joke shah. I'm not made of money

You've just robbed £25k from some poor old b*stard‽

For the sake of f*ck, Jeff. Show a little bit of humility now and again.

Good morning all.

by Rowley Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:31 am

Fair point Tina. Turns out it was actually 28k, he had already given us three, I thought that was included but it wasn't.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:34 am

Rowley wrote:Fair point Tina. Turns out it was actually 28k, he had already given us three, I thought that was included but it wasn't.

Result.

You should use the £25k on the new gaff and blow the £3k on a holiday.

by Rowley Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:38 am

We've got half of his house when he goes and at the risk of sounding insensitive you'd get decent odds with the bookies on that being more than a year. I suggested we do just that when we sell the house.

I'm in a fortunate position holiday wise as one of my dearest and closest friends owns a property in Spain.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 Jul 2016, 8:39 am

Rowley wrote:

I'm in a fortunate position holiday wise as one of my dearest and closest friends owns a property in Spain.

Serial?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 9:47 am

Wotcha chaps, glad to see you making use of the elderly Jeff, they like to feel like they are making a difference...

Morning Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 10:05 am

rick_dagless wrote:Wotcha chaps, glad to see you making use of the elderly Jeff, they like to feel like they are making a difference...

Morning Tino

Who would have thought eh?. ~~Victor Meldrew~~ Jeff Rowley the ~~Crimson~~ Brexit avenger.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 10:11 am

He is the superhero we deserve...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:25 am

I'll not let my favourite poster kill it so early.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:26 am

Cheers Tino mate, I appreciate the save, this is why you are my favourite...

How is the dynamic world of commodity trading?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:36 am

rick_dagless wrote:Cheers Tino mate, I appreciate the save, this is why you are my favourite...

How is the dynamic world of commodity trading?

It's a bit more subdued than it has been since the 24th June but I'm just waiting for next bureaucrat to say something Brexit (I f*cking that that term) related and it will all kick off again. South African mines are entering wage talks this week as well. That is always fun and games. The unions out there make Scargill look like a wet nurse.

How is the cut and thrust of corporate law?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:40 am

Very busy at the moment to be honest mate, the place I am at currently is going through a big old transformation which will involve lots of third parties piggybacking onto our systems, and any tri-partite contract involving the use of previously agreed IPR usage is a nightmare, and involves lots of politicking and negotiation, mainly with C**ts who think they have you over a barrel, until you patiently explain that they don't...

And it is f***ing warm!

by **Galted** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:42 am

Sh*t on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Very busy at the moment to be honest mate, the place I am at currently is going through a big old transformation which will involve lots of third parties piggybacking onto our systems, and any tri-partite contract involving the use of previously agreed IPR usage is a nightmare, and involves lots of politicking and negotiation, mainly with C**ts who think they have you over a barrel, until you patiently explain that they don't...

And it is f***ing warm!

I love the warm weather but the tube is horrific at the moment. Hot, sweaty, aggravated people all over the place. London is full of c*nts but c*nts in hot weather are even worse.

Don't be like that, Galted. You can join in with me and riCk if you want?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Very busy at the moment to be honest mate, the place I am at currently is going through a big old transformation which will involve lots of third parties piggybacking onto our systems, and any tri-partite contract involving the use of previously agreed IPR usage is a nightmare, and involves lots of politicking and negotiation, mainly with C**ts who think they have you over a barrel, until you patiently explain that they don't...

And it is f***ing warm!

I love the warm weather but the tube is horrific at the moment. Hot, sweaty, aggravated people all over the place. London is full of c*nts but c*nts in hot weather are even worse.

Don't be like that, Galted. You can join in with me and riCk if you want?

Did have a chuckle this morning when a C**t that I actually know, was behind me in a hairdressers convertible car in traffic and a cloud burst hit...

Dive on to the conversation Galts...

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