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Galted's Hi-Tec?

lol out loud...

Morning supes, TLD

Very good, Shah. You should post it on a rugby thread.

g'day rIcK, Fly & Galtz.

That's now twice I've nearly killed the brush turkey at the bottom of Highfield... near the creek. It has been piszing down here, almost flooding. Visiblility very poor.

Just as I reach this particular point - the bird darts across the road. Impeccable timing. It dashes halfway, stops, turns around... a short dash back... turns around, then bolts back across to the other side.

Then it just stands there and looks back oblivious to the near death experience it has just encountered.
I'm sure I saw its dead parent nearby a few weeks back. This one's days seem numbered.

With a name like "brush turkey" I'd guess its destiny is to be killed and cooked. Ask Jeff for some saffron.

Morning Flies and Galted, Evenoon TLD. Thank you, but I only show my sensitive side to a select few people on a select few occasions, such as Jeff being found decapitated, scalped and with a hub cap forced into his a*se after baiting Dave one too many times.

Galted wrote:With a name like "brush turkey" I'd guess its destiny is to be killed and cooked. Ask Jeff for some saffron.

Yeah, it certainly is brushing with a violent death. Can't work out if it's from New Guinea, Belgium or Germany.

Spoiler:

Anyone else not so excited about the Olympics?
I used to really look forward to the build up to all the pomp & ceremony... but alas, no more.

Galted wrote:With a name like "brush turkey" I'd guess its destiny is to be killed and cooked. Ask Jeff for some saffron.

Jeff's just mad about saffron.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:With a name like "brush turkey" I'd guess its destiny is to be killed and cooked. Ask Jeff for some saffron.

Jeff's just mad about saffron.

Not so mad about Abe Saffron though.
Some called him a "colourful" underworld figure but I wouldn't want to cook with him. You'd end up with orange fingers... way out at sea.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:With a name like "brush turkey" I'd guess its destiny is to be killed and cooked. Ask Jeff for some saffron.

Jeff's just mad about saffron.

Not so mad about Abe Saffron though.
Some called him a "colourful" underworld figure but I wouldn't want to cook with him. You'd end up with orange fingers... way out at sea.

They call him mellow orange.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:With a name like "brush turkey" I'd guess its destiny is to be killed and cooked. Ask Jeff for some saffron.

Jeff's just mad about saffron.

Not so mad about Abe Saffron though.
Some called him a "colourful" underworld figure but I wouldn't want to cook with him. You'd end up with orange fingers... way out at sea.

They call him mellow orange.

After a few day's decomposition.

The vaguely gothic post-modernist skyline of Birmingham looks nice on the cricket coverage, Jules.
I particularly like the "heartland of the island" ambience the environs evokes. Not as harsh as some places further north, right?
You are back to the right of where the cameras are pointed towards the City End, are you not?

Birmingham is a modern-day utopian mix of old and new. I used to own the place back in the day, TLD. There was nowhere in the city centre I feared to tread. Alas, I've gone all soft and suburban since then.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Birmingham is a modern-day utopian mix of old and new. I used to own the place back in the day, TLD. There was nowhere in the city centre I feared to tread. Alas, I've gone all soft and suburban since then.

Me too.
I can barely recognise some places I constantly trod through in my younger days.
I seem to be skirting around the fringes of suburbia more these days.

Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

Whoever it was why did you leave a hubcap in his a*se, Surely that would point towards a liverpool fan being the culprit?

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

How's the knee DAVE? Still bothering your astonishingly low threshold of pain?

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

Whoever it was why did you leave a hubcap in his a*se, Surely that would point towards a liverpool fan being the culprit?

Thought everyone had alloys these days, certainly the Boyz round here do. Got these massive spinning rims on a piece of sh!t Micra. Reminds me of that Chris Rock sketch that is far to offence to reproduce

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

How's the knee DAVE? Still bothering your astonishingly low threshold of pain?

It's improve somewhat Jules, so has my mood which is why I'm adding "F*ck You Jules, it's still a bit sore" midway through this reply rather than at the beginning

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

Whoever it was why did you leave a hubcap in his a*se, Surely that would point towards a liverpool fan being the culprit?

Thought everyone had alloys these days, certainly the Boyz round here do. Got these massive spinning rims on a piece of sh!t Micra. Reminds me of that Chris Rock sketch that is far to offence to reproduce

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

How's the knee DAVE? Still bothering your astonishingly low threshold of pain?

It's improve somewhat Jules, so has my mood which is why I'm adding "F*ck You Jules, it's still a bit sore" midway through this reply rather than at the beginning

New phone Davey boy?

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

Whoever it was why did you leave a hubcap in his a*se, Surely that would point towards a liverpool fan being the culprit?

Thought everyone had alloys these days, certainly the Boyz round here do. Got these massive spinning rims on a piece of sh!t Micra. Reminds me of that Chris Rock sketch that is far to offence to reproduce

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would just like to point out that I haven't killed Rowley...well if I did I wasn't aware it was him anyway what are the chances that a fat bearded bloke buying candles, humming Miles Davis and wittering about boxers who only ever fought on paper would be in Bradford just as I'm practicing my "swing" and wander into the killing arc. I'm certain it wasn't Rowley as he's posted on the boxing boards so whoever it was, sorry.

How's the knee DAVE? Still bothering your astonishingly low threshold of pain?

It's improve somewhat Jules, so has my mood which is why I'm adding "F*ck You Jules, it's still a bit sore" midway through this reply rather than at the beginning

New phone Davey boy?

Same phone, same old stupid fingers, Shah. I'm in work now using my computer but something tells me that my spelling and grammar aren't likely to improve.

Do we think that Tino is arranging 3.0 hence his absence?

Think Jr slapped him around for not preventing brexit having just recovered from emptying tinos liquor cabinet.

Jacket potato cheese beans and strained tuna. 3/10. Food was luscious but the potato was barely bigger than an egg.  Coke Zero in the absence of full fat coke and the presence of Pepsi. Played it safe.

What had put the tuna under strain, Shah? Does it have to a do a big presentation next week?

superflyweight wrote:What had put the tuna under strain, Shah?  Does it have to a do a big presentation next week?  

Dolphin guilt.

superflyweight wrote:What had put the tuna under strain, Shah?  Does it have to a do a big presentation next week?  

Hooked on a line/snared in a net, choking to death then being sliced, diced and into flakes might do it to you. Ask Rowley's ghost.

rick_dagless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:What had put the tuna under strain, Shah?  Does it have to a do a big presentation next week?  

Dolphin guilt.

You did that on Porpoise.

it was well plaiced to do so

I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

superflyweight wrote:I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

Calm down for cod's sake, Why is your patience wearing fin?

I've found Tina.

Spoiler:

superflyweight wrote:I've found Tina.

Spoiler:

Tino once Co-starred in a short film called octop*ssy. The plot of the film was his son calling him a p*ssy 8 times.

One day I'm going to make that work

Thought Octop*ssy was Jules' favourite geriatric porn film

Buenos Notches

Happy Friday bumerinos.

All good in the hood??

https://youtu.be/JtqF0qBqzZo

Morning shah.

Morning Jeff, missed you yesterday, we thought you'd died. Are ye well and how is the house sale progressing?

Well mate, a couple have made an offer, but rather than just telling them to up it a bit and they can have it we've got to do some Kirsty and Phil bull shyte Jedi mind trick dance for reasons completely beyond my comprehension. How does sunny Luton treat you this morning?

Sunnily, beautiful day but my colleague is still sick so another all dayer at work. Thankfully, i wont have to settle for a jacket potato today as i've brought in some cash with me. Has the post brexit surge settled down or are you looking at 2-10 years of absolutely bedlam?

Still busy mate. Calmed down a bit but would suspect if we ever actually invoke article 50 it will kick off again. If only there was somewhere I could keep up to date with an article 50 timeline.

Rowley wrote:Still busy mate. Calmed down a bit but would suspect if we ever actually invoke article 50 it will kick off again. If only there was somewhere I could keep up to date with an article 50 timeline.

If only rick was here, he would know through the lawyer network a man who could provide a solution to your problem.

I hope Jeff shows up on here today. His continued absence is a cause for concern.

I was talking to him this morning Julius but then remembered that it might just be that Dave now has his phone.

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