It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

ShahenshahG wrote:Woooo, Full house. Gutentag Jumbo Jeff, Reprehensible Rick, Gangrene Galted and Tenacious TLD

Thanks very much you c*nt.

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Gutentag TLD, you watching brexit shenanigans with barely concealed amusement? How have you been? How goes the pool and the sexual deviant immigrant?

Yes to all - my fine smiling & copulating marine iguana friend. Speechless but half expected it all. We're in for some fun times, aren't we?

Pool full. Pebbles and turf before Christmas. Some painting as well.

SDI given the shaft (figuratively not literally) She was a difficult piece of work. A poor communicator too. I can't stand poor communicators. They come across as arrogant to me... or like they are hiding things... which I think she was.
She gave me no end of misery towards the end. I was mad with boredom.
She was like a supermodel run over by 30 Ukrainian tractors driven by drunken peasants. About as sexual as a 3 million year old mollusc fossil encased in amber in the bedroom. Hopeless in the laundry too... but great with the linen and fine embroidery obviously.

Otherwise all is great in this big (now wet) land.

Excellent. Lets find you a black south African tribal bird that you can trade for two cows. Dynamite in the sack and without the seth afrecen acksent. What more could a man want?

Exactly.  Lots of Africans around here now... an extra dimension to the demographic which is good to see.

You know, since the fizzle out it's like a switch has been turned back on.
Just walking around from day to day... catching the odd smile from some bouncy friendly types milling around supermarket aisles (a poor example I know) really gets the blood pumping again. There's even some pre-cum on occasion. Need to take a leaf out of Sean's book pamphlet flier.

I quite like the sub-continent types with good full figures and you can never go past those country girl-come-to-city types... well fed, self confident, natural good looks and can hold a decent conversation. They know how to get things done too.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Woooo, Full house. Gutentag Jumbo Jeff, Reprehensible Rick, Gangrene Galted and Tenacious TLD

Thanks very much you c*nt.

Sorry Jehovah Julius, didn't see you there. Thoroughly ashamed.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Galted wrote:So magnificent, in fact, that I bloody well went and liked it.

I've just been on a Like spree... back to the previous thread even.

The Like Count:

You - 27
Shah - 27
Ricko - 27
Michaels -21
Fly - 21
Tatties - 15

I'm trying to be more egalitarian. If Tattties had posted more back in September he'd be up there too.

Will do a run on Tina once my cramp has subsided.

Thanks very much you c*nt.

My pleasure.
I went by colour of badge. I have problems with certain shades of grey.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Galted wrote:So magnificent, in fact, that I bloody well went and liked it.

I've just been on a Like spree... back to the previous thread even.

The Like Count:

You - 27
Shah - 27
Ricko - 27
Michaels -21
Fly - 21
Tatties - 15

I'm trying to be more egalitarian. If Tattties had posted more back in September he'd be up there too.

Will do a run on Tina once my cramp has subsided.

Thanks very much you c*nt.

My pleasure.
I went by colour of badge. I have problems with certain shades of grey.

Thanks very much you c*nt.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Galted wrote:So magnificent, in fact, that I bloody well went and liked it.

I've just been on a Like spree... back to the previous thread even.

The Like Count:

You - 27
Shah - 27
Ricko - 27
Michaels -21
Fly - 21
Tatties - 15

I'm trying to be more egalitarian. If Tattties had posted more back in September he'd be up there too.

Will do a run on Tina once my cramp has subsided.

Thanks very much you c*nt.

My pleasure.
I went by colour of badge. I have problems with certain shades of grey.

Thanks very much you c*nt.

I knew that might appeal to your id.

Now where's my colourful and completely inappropriate badge.... you... you... you filthy, greedy, hairless & shiny Like collector?

I have no idea how the badges work, TLD. I wish I could help you, I really do.

FFS, could someone else give LD a bit of plus-sign love?

He shouldn't be shunned just because he has a swimming pool and punches kangaroos in the face when they look for sh*t with his dog.

Morning kanutes.

Is Jules Harvey Price?

Morning Jules/sean.

Galted wrote:FFS, could someone else give LD a bit of plus-sign love?

He shouldn't be shunned just because he has a swimming pool and punches kangaroos in the face when they look for sh*t with his dog.

Did some Jeff and found a few more Tinos. Even gave Adam a fistful of likes.

I now understand the art of trawling. It's s quite therapeutic really.

Jesus Christ LD, we'd given you up for dead. Welcome back you big sexy bugger!

P.S. morning fruity bierkeller barmaids.

superflyweight wrote:Jesus Christ LD, we'd given you up for dead.  Welcome back you big sexy bugger!  

Good to hear you too, Fly.

Not dead only in stasis. I was banging on the plastic bubble screaming really hard... watching the Cup teetering towards the Abyss.

Thank God I found the perspex key to get out. It had fallen out of my jumpsuit and was right there in the corner of the capsule.

Morning everyone.

9 sleeps til Xmas.

LD - the complete joy on here at your long awaited return has made this Friday even more enjoyable.

Glad to meet you.

And in your pursuit of happiness, I thought you might like this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38262881

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Morning everyone.

9 sleeps til Xmas.

LD - the complete joy on here at your long awaited return has made this Friday even more enjoyable.

Glad to meet you.

And in your pursuit of happiness, I thought you might like this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38262881

Interesting read Tattie... well I'd never have thought such a taboo would exist in Nigeria. I'm obviously not paying attention to those BBC reports which go on and on and on in the wee small hours here. (I forget to switch it off)

We've met before I'm sure. aka Linebreaker back in the day.

Haven't posted on rugby or cricket boards for a while. Yes, for that reason, correct... but I think it was simply getting out of hand. (Just ask Biltong with whom I speak to every now and then) The hours were killing me and our hopeless teams did the rest! Doing OK here at the minute though at the Gabba.

Ah yes - that was a while back.

I agree about the rugby board. It has, unfortunately, driven some excellent posters away, only to be replaced with some rather annoying Welsh types. I feel your pain with regards to your team's performance. At least it's only been the last 3 years or so. We've been shyte since 1990.

Also, in the article, I notice that the lady owner, Iheoma Obibi, needed police protection.

Looking at her photo, I'd say that was to prevent her from ripping people in two with her bare hands.

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Also, I notice that the lady owner, Iheoma Obibi, need police protection.

Looking at her photo, I'd say that was to prevent her from ripping people in two with her bare hands.

Yeah, I nearly got leprosy just looking at her.

Anything special for morning tea, mate? A custard tart (hold the cream please) perhaps?

quiz question that I don't understand, if anyone can help

Where am I?: option.foam.pushes

rick_dagless wrote:quiz question that I don't understand, if anyone can help

Where am I?: option.foam.pushes

I know it's not Polynesia.

That's a toughie.

Yup, I have no clue..

foam and push could be referring to a bra?

Brazil?

Bradford?

Doesn't make sense of option though...

A women's changing room with mirrors on three sides and a hook behind the door?

Wipe out set?

That's a big lunch even for you Shah.

It's true. I do tend to winter well

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Amir Khan family row is an 'embarrassment' says boxer's father Shah - http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articles/38333934

''They've been accusing me of having plastic surgery and calling me Michael Jackson''

Hahahahaahhaahhaah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_U6yOM3pnw

rick_dagless wrote:quiz question that I don't understand, if anyone can help

Where am I?: option.foam.pushes

What sort of hellish quiz are you doing rick?

Alas poor Julius Zsa Zsa Gabor Marx I knew her well.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:quiz question that I don't understand, if anyone can help

Where am I?: option.foam.pushes

What sort of hellish quiz are you doing rick?

One set by A fecking imbecile Jules

Morning all...

Morning Rick the Pr!ck and Julius the Dead

Everyone in till friday?

I am indeed Shah, infact all the way through.

You?

ShahenshahG wrote:Alas poor Julius Zsa Zsa Gabor Marx I knew her well.

I'm not Dr. Heimlich.

Good morning all. Friday lunch time for me.

rick_dagless wrote:I am indeed Shah, infact all the way through.

You?

Oh yeah. have been left with the unenviable task of closing the building down airtight on friday

Rowley wrote:Good morning all. Friday lunch time for me.

I thought you normally started Friday's lunch on the Sunday before Jeff. You going on a diet?

Feck you shah. Uncalled for during the festive season.

You've been absent too long to give you the holidays as a grace period.

Morning Jeff.

I am on a wind down at the moment anyway so no much getting done, I will be in work in body but probably not spirit.

Morning all.

Just 6 posts off the top 100.

4 after this one.

That must be exciting Galted.

JuliusHMarx wrote:That must be exciting Galted.

A tramp picking his nose would excite Galted.