It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Nov 2016, 7:43 am

First topic message reminder :

A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:34 am

I wonder if Galts will choose the CC for his record breaking post?

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:39 am

I intend to use the CC. If I use the rugby thread my post will undoubtedly cause offence and be deleted. Any other thread and Trussman will certainly p*ss himself and start crying.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:40 am

I could use the What Are You Reading? thread but no-one would notice.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:40 am

Solid logic Galts, shame we couldn't get it as the split.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:41 am

You could knock Tino's appletini post off.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:42 am

That deserves to stay there.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:43 am

And that's it, I'm famous!

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:43 am

Have to work on staying here though.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:44 am

With prolific posting.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:45 am

Well done Galts, big moment, and I am honoured to have been an incredibly minor cog in an otherwise mighty machine.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:52 am

Thank you, Dagless. Praise for this achievement belongs to the whole of the Culture Cup and not just me.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:53 am

I'd like to spare a thought for Tino who was unable to witness the moment as he is much too dead.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:56 am

And for Julius who misplaced his monocle while gunning down ramblers.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:57 am

And I'm today's top poster!

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:58 am

And it's my birthday tomorrow.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 9:58 am

Happy times. Hope Shah doesn't blow the DLR up on my way home.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:02 am

I must
exclaim!
I'm in the Hall of Fame!
Galted!
Legend!

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:02 am

There will be huge celebrations in Greenwich this week.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:05 am

Planning much for the birthday mate?

A record
Breaker
No off topic faker
Galted
Galted

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:09 am

Not much, just pretending to like whatever gift Galtova gets me even though it's blatantly for her own use.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:17 am

Just went upstairs to get rid of some p*ss and replace it with coffee and when I got back to my desk I discovered I've got a brand new set of drawers! Can this day get any better?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:20 am

Back of the net, do they have some random objects in there?

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:27 am

Nothing. Was hoping someone had hidden a five pound note and forgotten about it but I shouldn't get too greedy.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:27 am

Galted wrote:I'd like to spare a thought for Tino who was unable to witness the moment as he is very much alive but can't be @rsed to come on here anymore.

Agreed.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:28 am

Galted wrote:Not much, just pretending to like whatever gift Galtova gets me even though it's blatantly for her own use.

A dildo?

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Not much, just pretending to like whatever gift Galtova gets me even though it's blatantly for her own use.

A dildo?

Unlikely she'd get anything that involves less work for me.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:37 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Not much, just pretending to like whatever gift Galtova gets me even though it's blatantly for her own use.

A dildo?

A
Vibrator
For the f*cking
Russian traitor
Galtova
GALTOVA

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:39 am

Very good, Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:39 am

He's
number one
Breaks records by the Ton
Galted
Galted

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:40 am

I'm now on the same page as Michaels, Union and Hh.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:40 am

Literally, not figuratively.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:40 am

Bemused
Is he
Because number one is wee
Galted
Galted

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:44 am

Being on the samepage, figuratively, as michaels would be terrifying.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 10:46 am

First two
Then four
He's posting rhymes galore
Shahenshah
Shahenshah

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:17 am

Time
for five
Whilst you're still alive
INFIDEL
INFIDEL

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:20 am

Then came
Six
And a mouthful of d*cks
Michaels
Michaels

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:22 am

Seven
Then arrived
Is he still alive?
Tino
Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:27 am

Poem 8s
A bumper
But is he wearing Tinos jumper?
Limerick
Limerick

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:29 am

Of course
There's nine
Who here outweighs a swine?
Rowley
Rowley

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 11:32 am

Nine fuc-
king times
He's Santa with the rhymes
That's Shah
That's Shah

by Rowley Mon 19 Dec 2016, 12:19 pm

Galted wrote:I'd like to spare a thought for Tino who was unable to witness the moment as he is much too dead.

I have been giving Tina some thought of recent. I think I have solved the question of his absence. It seems clear to me he is that City type who killed them prostitutes in Korea or wherever it was. We know he works in the City, we know he has visited the far east for work purposes with reasonable frequency and we know he has not been on here much or at all since it happened. Whilst I'm not condoning his act I will miss him whilst he is getting sodomised in some foreign prison.

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 12:27 pm

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to spare a thought for Tino who was unable to witness the moment as he is much too dead.

I have been giving Tina some thought of recent. I think I have solved the question of his absence. It seems clear to me he is that City type who killed them prostitutes in Korea or wherever it was. We know he works in the City, we know he has visited the far east for work purposes with reasonable frequency and we know he has not been on here much or at all since it happened. Whilst I'm not condoning his act I will miss him whilst he is getting sodomised in some foreign prison.

Now that's what you call a conspiracy theory. SerialDAVE was clearly his alter ego as he's also gone.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 12:39 pm

I'm not
Rabbi Blue
That much, I'm sure, is true
Lionel!
Not Julius!

by **Galted** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 1:13 pm

I look forward to the day when I can say "I'm not Will Ferrell".

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 1:41 pm

Galted wrote:I look forward to the day when I can say "I'm not Will Ferrell".

It takes
Its toll
Just do it by deed poll
Galted
Galted

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 1:43 pm

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:I'd like to spare a thought for Tino who was unable to witness the moment as he is much too dead.

I have been giving Tina some thought of recent. I think I have solved the question of his absence. It seems clear to me he is that City type who killed them prostitutes in Korea or wherever it was. We know he works in the City, we know he has visited the far east for work purposes with reasonable frequency and we know he has not been on here much or at all since it happened. Whilst I'm not condoning his act I will miss him whilst he is getting sodomised in some foreign prison.

Complete
Bulls*it
He couldn't hurt a nit
Tino
Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 19 Dec 2016, 2:11 pm

Crisp
And biscuits
Due to food burning nitwits
4/10
4/10

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Dec 2016, 6:57 am

Morning notches

by **Galted** Tue 20 Dec 2016, 8:48 am

Morning. Nearly fist.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Dec 2016, 8:49 am

daglessed with the fist post. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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