6CW Chat v17

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Morning Hero, how was the skiing trip

Sodding man flu

Got absolutely smashed, there's a patch of around 4 hours one night that I have no recollection of but I know I was gobbing off about sycophantic managers to the CEO.
It's his first day back in the office today, not overly looking forward to seeing him!

Great stuff you could say you were...taking the piste

You caught man flu off Dec, Marky?

I am amazed in your smashed state you could even pronounce "sycophantic". It probably came out as something very different!

Morning guys

I think at one point I may have been on the point of crying. I keep getting little snippets of flashbacks like it's an episode of Lost.

Oh dear. Crying to your ceo. Wtf was you drinking?

Did you prep for all this? Pep yourself and say "right tonight I am getting bladdered and then blub to my boss"

I was drinking schnapps prior to going out, I then drank about 2 bottles of red wine, several Jagerbombs and my last memory was starting on Absinthe...

When you know you started on Absinthe then it's only going one way.

It's the mixing that fecked you up

Nevermind. It's a story to tell your grandkids at the very least.

Just walked past him, said 'hello' to me rather than 'clear your desk you idiot', taking that as I'm okay.

Hero wrote:
When you know you started on Absinthe then it's only going one way.

Pleasuretown?

Morning all

Hero you've brightened my morning immeasurably

He once told me that he thought I had autism so if he ever gets rid then I'm taking that through HR (though I probably should do a spectrum check in fairness).

Can you not get him over short sightedness? Say you thought you was chatting up some woman at the bar with a sob story for sympathy

Just give him a blowie

That isn't a solution to everything you know.

And alcohol got him in this position

He should have blown him when he was drunk then

He might have done. Not everything of that night has come back yet!

Get his missus to shine a black light on him

Hero on the left, 50p hooker on the right

His ar*e would look like a plasters radio under black light

Be like throwing pebbles into the grand canyon id expect.

Morning all

Still in a job!

He liked your blow technique then.

Mornin people. Happy manufactured profit making day.

TwisT wrote:He liked your blow technique then.

Mornin people. Happy manufactured profit making day.

Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge.

Valentine's Day is somehow more expensive when your girlfriend lives across the other side of the world.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Valentine's Day is somehow more expensive when your girlfriend lives across the other side of the world.

Postage and packaging?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Valentine's Day is somehow more expensive when your girlfriend lives across the other side of the world.

Got to buy yourself presents as well to pretend they're real?

Used Aussie websites, i guess it just feels more expensive cos I'm not getting to eat a big plate of food whilst I'm doing boyfriend duty. And because I can't consider me paying attention as part of a gift.

On the plus side, she's 11 hours ahead so it's over soon, and I can watch the football

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Valentine's Day is somehow more expensive when your girlfriend lives across the other side of the world.

Can't be that expensive to post a zip lock bag of j1zz

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Used Aussie websites, i guess it just feels more expensive cos I'm not getting to eat a big plate of food whilst I'm doing boyfriend duty. And because I can't consider me paying attention as part of a gift.

On the plus side, she's 11 hours ahead so it's over soon, and I can watch the football

Get some Facetime fun.

Hope you're prepared to witness a wessi masterclass tonight beer

Posted a promo up if jack or mat want to get involved

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:Hope you're prepared to witness a wessi masterclass tonight beer

Was he playing?

Beer wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:Hope you're prepared to witness a wessi masterclass tonight beer

Was he playing?

Think you'll find he setup the first goal

You guys d1cked us second half - if mitrovic wasn't crap you'd have won

Surprised he left it so late to bring Gayle on. Been good matches, and you guys have improved, you should make the playoffs.

Beer wrote:Surprised he left it so late to bring Gayle on. Been good matches, and you guys have improved, you should make the playoffs.

We've left ourselves no wiggle room really. Still have to play the rest of the top 6, so how we do in those games is what'll decide it

Main event peeps I'm promoing tonight

If Floyd and Conor finally have a fight, then I want it to be a triple threat with Grace as well.

That's nearly as bad as Hooligan v Ricky Hatton in 6WF.

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Beer wrote:Surprised he left it so late to bring Gayle on. Been good matches, and you guys have improved, you should make the playoffs.

We've left ourselves no wiggle room really. Still have to play the rest of the top 6, so how we do in those games is what'll decide it

Main event peeps I'm promoing tonight

You've been saying that since last week

President Trump wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Beer wrote:Surprised he left it so late to bring Gayle on. Been good matches, and you guys have improved, you should make the playoffs.

We've left ourselves no wiggle room really. Still have to play the rest of the top 6, so how we do in those games is what'll decide it

Main event peeps I'm promoing tonight

You've been saying that since last week

I got distracted by memes

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

President Trump wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Beer wrote:Surprised he left it so late to bring Gayle on. Been good matches, and you guys have improved, you should make the playoffs.

We've left ourselves no wiggle room really. Still have to play the rest of the top 6, so how we do in those games is what'll decide it

Main event peeps I'm promoing tonight

You've been saying that since last week

I got distracted by memes

#ThanksMarky

President Trump wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

President Trump wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Beer wrote:Surprised he left it so late to bring Gayle on. Been good matches, and you guys have improved, you should make the playoffs.

We've left ourselves no wiggle room really. Still have to play the rest of the top 6, so how we do in those games is what'll decide it

Main event peeps I'm promoing tonight

You've been saying that since last week

I got distracted by memes

#ThanksMarky

He's a dreadful influence on us all

Marky wrote:That's nearly as bad as Hooligan v Ricky Hatton in 6WF.

Only if we invited Adamson #youareafunnyguy

TwisT wrote:

Marky wrote:That's nearly as bad as Hooligan v Ricky Hatton in 6WF.

Only if we invited Adamson #youareafunnyguy

Still bitter

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Accept no imitations.

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