Edinburgh vs No-one 7 Jan 17

Edinburgh vs no-one

Kick off: the witching hour
Venue: A town hall, with gym benches

Live on Dave

Referee: Mr Blobby
Assistant Referees: A mildly racist Uncle and a twix bar
TMO: Re-run of Eastenders


Recent results

Play lots - won a couple (just)- played terribly -


Expectations

Weir to only kick the ball out on the full 3 times


Edinburgh 'team' (A stretch)

Blair Kingslanding,
Damien Hoytytoyt land,
Chris DeanMartin,
Junior Rasolea the 3rd,
Will Helu va game,
Duncan Weird,
Sean they Killed Kenney,
Allan Ding Dong Dell,
Ross Ford Capri,
Simon not allowed on French Beaches Berghan,
Fraser Too Scottish McKenzie,
Ben over your Toolis,
Magnus cider Bradbury,
Jamie Lionel Ritchie,
Cornell with a 99 Du Preez.



Discuss

Brilliant.

I fancy our chances with this one, but I wouldn't be surprised if we still don't manage to get a 4 try BP.

even with no one defending we'd still struggle to score four tries!

I think you should aim for a losing bonus point myself

Bit of a worry that Nasi Man-United isn't playing again - he's probably injured to be fair.

Hamish Mctavish Jimmy Boaby Watson could do with gametime too - he was rested last week.

We can expect this sort of thing:

funnyExiledScot wrote:We can expect this sort of thing:

Bit pacy for Edinburgh....

I guess you guys will be playing with yourselves.  Hope you enjoy and remember to clean up afterwards............

doctor_grey wrote:I guess you guys will be playing with yourselves.  Hope you enjoy and remember to clean up afterwards............

We're the only professional team in Europe not playing this weekend.

We'll be playing with ourselves while watching all the other teams playing with each other!

Just think how embarrassing it will be when the Luvvies fail to gather the restarts.

Not looking forward to the first 40...

If Nasi Man-United does get brought off the bench he'll be odds on to go off injured. There is no way he'll make it through a match of this intensity unscathed.

I wasn't able to find a reliable stream: how did the Metrosexuals get on tonight?
Did Wee Dunky make all his kicks?

Has anyone seen the really unfortunate hashtag thought up by the MFL social media team?

It's so awful, yet wonderfully funny: #FillMyreside.

Yes, that's right. If you're not laughing yet, repeat it to yourself out loud twenty times.

Happy Friday, everyone.

IanBru wrote:Has anyone seen the really unfortunate hashtag thought up by the MFL social media team?

It's so awful, yet wonderfully funny: #FillMyreside.

Yes, that's right. If you're not laughing yet, repeat it to yourself out loud twenty times.

Happy Friday, everyone.

Nope, don't get it.

But then again I'm a mature professional who has no interest in smutty jokes...

Game day for Edinburgh, I think in all likelihood a LBP will be a good result

jimbopip wrote:I wasn't able to find a reliable stream: how did the Metrosexuals get on tonight?
Did Wee Dunky make all his kicks?

Just saw your post. Took a minute for me to make the connection (need my morning coffee). This was funny.

I thought it was midnight last night that they weren't playing. No wonder I missed it.
I hope Nel is in the side tonight. Then he could achieve his ambition of being the second tallest prop on the pitch, while still being the shortest player on view. You wouldn't want to miss that.

Also, no matter how surreal we get, we don't come close (ooh er missus) to the Julian Clarey sponsored #fillmyreside.

That was soooo poor play by Edinburgh

they dont seem to want this at all, they really are not turning up

Still trying to figure out how we lost that scrum against the head

Rrrrrrrrreeeeeessssstttaaarrrttssss

The ref is missing everyone of the no one team going off their feet!

What's worse is the miscommunication with his assistants! He's clearly not listening to them when they keep shouting "no one is offside"

Cuthbert is bloody awful

RDW_Scotland wrote:Cuthbert is bloody awful

Is he playing for no one?

Might as well be! He's gash!

Still scoreless here at HQ

Sorry, wrong thread!

tigertattie wrote:The ref is missing everyone of the no one team going off their feet!

What's worse is the miscommunication with his assistants! He's clearly not listening to them when they keep shouting "no one is offside"

That joke is simply Homeric.

Had to google Homeric!

tigertattie wrote:Had to google Homeric!

As in Simpson....right

Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

Riskysports wrote:Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

I'm not sure how we manged to clock up so many posts on a thread for a fictitious game!

Even more posts than Dragons v Ospreys, 1st January 2017 which was for a genuine game of rugby!

tigertattie wrote:

Riskysports wrote:Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

I'm not sure how we manged to clock up so many posts on a thread for a fictitious game!

Even more posts than Dragons v Ospreys, 1st January 2017 which was for a genuine game of rugby!

In fairness though, it was the most engaging game Edinburgh have played for a while

Riskysports wrote:

tigertattie wrote:

Riskysports wrote:Not sure how you managed to let that slip away...

I'm not sure how we manged to clock up so many posts on a thread for a fictitious game!

Even more posts than Dragons v Ospreys, 1st January 2017 which was for a genuine game of rugby!

In fairness though, it was the most engaging game Edinburgh have played for a while

Another weekend passes with zero points. Hodge must go!