It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Have I missed it?

Morning notches

Morning Shah.

Galted must've been busy. This might take a long time...

The cat from next door has arrived. It really blends in with the fence... but I can see it.

Morning, dude, you feeling any better?

Morning TLD

I'm feeling much better thanks, rick.

No idea about Shah. His holiday plans for Diego Garcia are now also shattered.

Excellent news.

How is Casa del Dog coming on? You have a pool full of ho's yet?

A few final touches still to do.
Pool looks great... I might need to do some extreme vetting otherwise it may get out of control.

The Loaded Dog wrote:A few final touches still to do.
Pool looks great... I might need to do some extreme vetting otherwise it may get out of control.

'Cos of all the cats?

Probably honey badgers if it is extreme vetting.

Morning all. It turns out that Secretfly is not all that difficult to wind up.

Morning bummees

Morning sean...

Sterling effort supes.

Turkey salad sandwich, where the only salad were tomatoes, salt and vinegar crisps. 4/10

Two cods and scrambled eggs.

9/10

Afternoon Shah, that is never a meal I have considered before, based on your review I may give it a go.

Any sauce?

The sauce...it has to be heinz

Pepper and salt while scrambling it

I tend to chop a chilli in scrambled egg or add paprika.

There's a hot sauce by lala that mixes well with scrambled eggs. Also if you ever visit the Aldi have a look through their cheeses they do this pack of slices of Mexican cheddar, salt and pepper cheddar and chilled cheddar. All of which taste grand on dry toast. Had that for breakfast this morning

Sriracha mixes in well with it also.

Haven't tried sriracha, will have to give it a go. You know what...it's been a long time since I've had Worcester sauce on cheese and toast. Maybe breakfast tomorrow

Sriracha is really good with noodles and rice as well (especially ramen) just to tang it up.

Worcester sauce is nice Sheffield has their own version of it, who's name escapes me at the mo, both are cracking with melted cheese.

FFS, I think I preferred arthropod facts.

FFS. Don't do that Jules. You're better than that. Just because incontinence has restricted you to grapes doesn't mean the rest of us can't appreciate fine dining.

Glad to see you are not Sir Ken Morrison Jules.

Buenos notches nutsuykers. How swingeth 'em this morning?

low and left TLD how goeth the antipodes?

G'day Ricko. Rather balmy here. It would be very easy to drop a ball one might say. (don't know why I'm watching women's 7s...)

Cold and miserable here, just had to change the battery in my car which was a pain, and dropped it to the garage for a service, last day in my job here so basically going to go in to drop my stuff off then hit the pub...

Mild cheddar always melts well. Cheapest own brand varieties.

✌

Had to change my car battery recently too. Could have sworn it lasted only about 18 months but was told it was 3 years.

Sounds like a breezy last day. Nice feeling when you can take your foot off the peddle and think you'll never have to see so-and-so ever again. Others will probably be envious of you too!

Have at least one for me later on mate.

Hey sean... had a ham & cheese melt earlier on today. Went down well.
Some cheese with holes in it but I know what you mean about that cheap home brand stuff tasting OK if you don't chew it 33 times per mouthful.

Had to change perfectly good battery myself. Mechanics replaced alternator few months before and didn't fix it properly. Cnuts

Emmental?

Used to work in a small cheese factory on a farm in the summer of 1996. Great job. Cash in one of those brown slips every Friday. Great way to be paid

Jarlsberg

Jarlsberg good. What is the Aussie staple?

Must admit thoroughly enjoyed BBL this year. Standard not top notch but very entertaining

yeah I have been using a company car almost exclusively for the past 3 months due to the 5hitty weather so the battery sat still in sub zero totally nacked it...

My favourite cheese at the moment is either apple wood smoked, or Black Sticks Blue

seanmichaels wrote:Jarlsberg good. What is the Aussie staple?

Must admit thoroughly enjoyed BBL this year. Standard not top notch but very entertaining

Not sure about our current staple... lots of variety. Used to be cheddar decades back I think. Nice smelly stuff.

BBL was OK. I watched some Tests, ODIs. A bit of a disaster early on but it improved as the season went on.
They are touring NZ now... then SL again? I just don't get it. Then India. We'll get devoured like chickens walking into a lion's den.

This is the best cheese I have had -

At Bel & The Dragon, our aptly named Drunken Cheese is sure to get you in the spirit. Cashel Blue has always been an indispensable ingredient and in order to enjoy it at its best, we submerge it for several days in late-bottled vintage port, with a hint of light brown sugar

Too much cricket at moment

I'm not Desmond Carrington.

seanmichaels wrote:This is the best cheese I have had -

At Bel & The Dragon, our aptly named Drunken Cheese is sure to get you in the spirit. Cashel Blue has always been an indispensable ingredient and in order to enjoy it at its best, we submerge it for several days in late-bottled vintage port, with a hint of light brown sugar

That sounds amazing Sean. Where is that?

Morning chaps.

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:This is the best cheese I have had -

At Bel & The Dragon, our aptly named Drunken Cheese is sure to get you in the spirit. Cashel Blue has always been an indispensable ingredient and in order to enjoy it at its best, we submerge it for several days in late-bottled vintage port, with a hint of light brown sugar

That sounds amazing Sean. Where is that?

Morning chaps.

It at Bel & The Dragon.

What's the best cheese to hide a horse?

Mascarpone...

What do you call a man with red cheese on his head?

Lester...

What do you call a man with red-waxed cheeses on his head.

Adam

I like cheese.

Mmmmmm, it's one of my favourite dairy products.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Excellent subject for debate, Superfly. I tend to take an either/or approach, as long as the screen is frequently filled with bristols or tanks a high rating is in the offing.

Tank Girl any good?

Galted wrote:nothing at all

F*ck you, Galted.

What kind of cheese puts you in a good mood?

Chhurpi

Http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38855685

Looks like we won't be seeing Michaels for a while

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Excellent subject for debate, Superfly. I tend to take an either/or approach, as long as the screen is frequently filled with bristols or tanks a high rating is in the offing.

Tank Girl any good?

Galted wrote:nothing at all

F*ck you, Galted.

Sorry, Julius. Your Tank Girl post was very witty and your "nothing at all" post was several miles over my head, I did spend some time trying to find a post where I'd written "nothing at all". I understand it now and can confirm that it is bloody good.