It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Have I missed it?

Gutentag Notcherinos

How goes it?

It's cold Shah, even with my slippers on.

Might want to put some clothes on as well Jules. It is a bit nippy. Good weekend?

It has its moments Shah.
If only I could remember them.

Age makes fools of us all Jules. No tennis or live cinema?

I did play some tennis on Sunday morning - just some friendly doubles.
And watched the Davis Cup - did you see the end of it? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/38876724

No real culture to speak of.
Went to Chiquito's for dinner yesterday which was fairly nice 7.5/10

Pretty decent weekend then. Yeah saw the kid smash the umpire. Bit of a wuss that umpire.

That's one in the eye for Canadian tennis.

superflyweight wrote:That's one in the eye for Canadian tennis.  

I made the same joke on F***book.

It's a bloody good joke!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-4196752/Denis-Shapovalov-fined-5-623-hitting-umpire-ball.html#comments

read the comment from doode bootel Jules - l*l

Gutentag Notches.

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-4196752/Denis-Shapovalov-fined-5-623-hitting-umpire-ball.html#comments

read the comment from doode bootel Jules - l*l

First the drugs, then the sex change, then she/he hits a ball at the umpire.

Well it's not as if she needs em anymore is it?

Turns out rick was Joost van der Westhuizen

He's at his new job. Testing the limits before he comes online. He doesn't want to be like serial dave. ..thwarted by the IT department

serial dave has deleted his 'Serial' account.
I suspect sentencing is imminent.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Turns out rick was Joost van der Westhuizen

That's a relief, thought it might've been me.

I'm not anyone who has died recently.

superflyweight wrote:I'm not anyone who has died recently.  

I'm glad, super, even if no-one else gives a toss.

Looks like I've got the thread to myself again.

I'm using my balls to type and no-one knows.

Do'nt even need to bother' with correct punctuation.

Inventiveness of the year award goes to Galted for innovative use of an executive desk toy. Next he's going to try and use the Vacuum cleaner to cure constipation.

You are dipping your balls on to your touch screen whilst windows is dipping his balls on ryders chin

Windows is dead, michaels, sorry you had to find out like this.

ShahenshahG wrote:Inventiveness of the year award goes to Galted for innovative use of an executive desk toy.  Next he's going to try and use the Vacuum  cleaner  to cure constipation.

Be entertaining using a Dyson so you can see the turds swirling about.

Galted wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Inventiveness of the year award goes to Galted for innovative use of an executive desk toy.  Next he's going to try and use the Vacuum  cleaner  to cure constipation.

Be entertaining using a Dyson so you can see the turds swirling about.

No point purchasing that over rated over priced rubbish to see that, just pop into the house of commons on any given day.

Galted wrote:Looks like I've got the thread to myself again.

Yes. Pity.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Looks like I've got the thread to myself again.

Yes. Pity.

FFS, I commented favourably on your Tank Girl quip in the end. Let it rest.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Looks like I've got the thread to myself again.

Yes. Pity.

FFS, I commented favourably on your Tank Girl quip in the end. Let it rest.

Sorry Galted. Man hugs.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Looks like I've got the thread to myself again.

Yes. Pity.

FFS, I commented favourably on your Tank Girl quip in the end. Let it rest.

Sorry Galted. Man hugs.

A very manly hug for you too. And you get an extra go on Galtova.

Whatever happened to Adam D? His profile shows he hasn't posted for months. Was he Tina and Duty and possibly Serial?

Adam left the site.
Tina died.
Duty was forcibly removed.
Serial got banged up.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Adam left the site.
Tina died.
Duty was forcibly removed.
Serial got banged up.

The second verse of Summer of 69 is grim.

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Adam left the site.
Tina died.
Duty was forcibly removed.
Serial got banged up.

The second verse of Summer of 69 is grim.

Lol out loud.

I'm not Tara Palmer-etc.

I suspect I am.

F*ckin' hell it's Rowley.

Notice how I said 'Rowley', not 'Rowley', just to p*ss him off.

It'll get right on his t*ts Jules. Along with Sean I suppose.

I am not Tara Palmer Tompkinson.

Morning notches.

Morning Rick the Brick - all good in the new hood?

It is very good so far mate, glad i made the move.

Flying visit today until I test the old boundaries but thought I would pop in and say hello.

You well?

Morning mopokes,

I'm not TP-T either but then again I was never It.

All good in the hood, still recovering from that bout of infidel flu but should be alright by monday. What's good about this new place - Soup?

Morning TLD from the col o ny, all good in the woods?

They have a trolley that brings soup to your desk in mid-morning..

Hottie ratio not bad either.

Morning TLD

All good Al-Chapo.

On the verge of a massive heatwave though. I can't remember it being so consistently hot like this.

Spoiler:

Just have to stay indoors and lie low... my survival method.

Enjoy the soup, rick. Nice to have such an in-house service.
We had this buxom eastern European girl (doing the rounds in the building) selling fruit at work.
She was a little overpriced so I never bought anything from her. I just used to feast my eyes on her full tray of punnets.

rick_dagless wrote:They have a trolley that brings soup to your desk in mid-morning.

You're quite the sophisticate now, rick.