It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

First topic message reminder :

Have I missed it?

I'll have a go at a michaelsing then.

Ok, let me know when you start.

Now.

Not yet, Rick! I like to have a cup of coffee before I start.

A culture cup of coffee.

Yes.

ok, when you've finished it, try and michaels the thread.

I'm ready now.

OK, go ahead.

Thanks, Julius. Here goes.

Best of luck.

Can't wait to see if it works.

Thanks for the support, chaps. I think it's going really well.

Congratulations Galted.

Cheers, Julius, though I don't want to count my chickens just yet.

Quite wise. You never know when someone might inadvertently unmichaels it.

Would anyone care to join me tonight?

I booked a table for 2 at 8 o'clock but it turns out my wife doesn't like snooker.

Hibbz wrote:Would anyone care to join me tonight?

I booked a table for 2 at 8 o'clock but it turns out my wife doesn't like snooker.

She doesn't like the way you place your balls in her triangle?

'sup notches...

Hibbz!! Excellent cameo as always.

Fist.

There is a rainbow in my heart, the sun shines because hibbz was here yet I weep as my michaelsing was ruined.

Where in Allah's sweet name is Shah?

If I comment in here does it still count as a michaelsing?

FFS, Rick, can you not see that I'm michaelsing?

rick_dagless wrote:Where in Allah's sweet name is Shah?

If I comment in here does it still count as a michaelsing?

In the sin bin.

For what?

Morning Notches

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Hibbz wrote:Would anyone care to join me tonight?

I booked a table for 2 at 8 o'clock but it turns out my wife doesn't like snooker.

She doesn't like the way you place your balls in her triangle?

Criminally underrated bit of vulgarity.

Would have raised Jeff's liberal heckles for sure

Thanks sean. I knew I could rely on my target demographic to appreciate it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38987307

The Waitrose tops the chart.

And with good reason, it's a bloody fine supermarket. I use M&S too but grow quite angry at the sparks card reminders.

Galted wrote:And with good reason, it's a bloody fine supermarket. I use the M&S too but grow quite angry at the sparks card reminders.

Fixed

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:And with good reason, it's a bloody fine supermarket. I use the M&S too but grow quite angry at the sparks card reminders.

Fixed

Cheers, thought it was only necessary with the asda and the co-op and the iceland.

Bet you southern types are loving ASLEF right now...

Luckily, living in the kingdom of Greenwich means I'm not affected but I do detest them with the same half-hearted hatred I have for birdsh*t and people who use "reach out" in emails.

Haha, superb usage of the internet.

It has its moments mate.

Fist notches....

Gutentag Notcherinos

Morning Shah, back from Guantanemo ? What occurred?

I cussed profitius using my usual mix of little wit and a lot of spite over the trump/refugee issue. I've said a lot worse but someone must have put the complaint in this time.

I think it went something like:

Profitius: Blah blah blah, desperate times call for desperate measures
Me: Thats probably why your mother sh*t you out rather than abort you as she didn't want to risk anything being left behind

Anyway, how have you been?

And eloquent riposte mate, not sure how he could take that wrong, some people are just snowflakes to be fair.

I am good, knackered from the new role as everything is a clusterf**k but enjoying it, went the gym last night for the first time in ages and feeling it now.

How are you doing?

Been pretty rubbish actually but got a good sleep in last night and feeling energized, although the can of relentless might also have played a small part. the cold came back with a vengeance and still coughing but otherwise fine. Are you still being spoonfed soup or having now captured you, they've just offered you gruel?

The soup situation is still splendid, and we get free fruit as well now apparently...

Is wee Hassan still keeping you up? Or is it the conscience of all the atrocities (or annoying POTUS)

Neither. Just watching too much culinary fanatic videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qit966koC4

I read the profitius exchange, can't believe it warrants a ban, it would qualify as a normal greeting on here.

I see the battle of the two flys is heating up on the Trump thread, I'm sure another ban or two will be forthcoming. I almost got myself involved in some political debating on Sunday but luckily the barmaid announced that they were serving free roast potatoes before I could embarrass myself.

Morning all.

I'm just testing the water with the inferior fly. I reckon I can make him go full postal with just a little bit of effort.

Haha, I don't mind the inferior fly but his comment did deserve some derision.

Morning Uberfly and Malted, How goes it?

Splendidly Shah. Good to have you back, the place was almost civil without you.

Can't have that happening. Life would get very dull indeed. Too many Tino like southerners in the world.

So is inferior fly a troll or just a SEN?