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Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich, McCoys salt and vinegar 6/10

Morning notches.

Morning mate, you well?

Passable although you can't say the same for my turds. Bloated a bit but otherwise fine. What about you?

Fine but tired today, think you are passing it on.

Loads of meetings with strangers is the mainstay of the day.

rick_dagless wrote:Fine but tired today, think you are passing it on.

Loads of meetings with strangers is the mainstay of the day.

Sean away from Sean?

Morning.
Sorry to hear about your turds Shah.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning.
Sorry to hear about your turds Shah.

Me too. I'm turding at the moment so your bad news really hit home.

Morning Galted.
Sorry to hear about your turding.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning Galted.
Sorry to hear about your turding.

Thanks, Julius, but it came out just fine. I feel a bit guilty saying this in light of Shah's news.

Morning Jules/Galts

Afternoon bumerinos

Have you calmed down from your Brexit rant mate?

Not really agitated to be honest just thought I'd ask for one benefit that isn't an illusory one. Just dropped in some stuff from the top of my head. I will actually be an expert post Brexit at the rate I'm going. If only there was a qualification. Was awake and popped back to see derby still suggesting that we should get together and work something out...hasn't the fecker heard of the you break it you bought it rule? Mostly I was trying to distract myself from the smells of the biryani that is being cooked downstairs as it's not quite ready yet.

I'm afraid as a muslamic you can't be a Brexit expert mate, because reasons (probably to do with ray gunz) Sorry.

I wish I had a biryani, I had a tuna sandwich, which was fairly turgid.

Today goes fairly well, I appear to have mad skilz in cutting meetings short, which is nice.

What an excellent skill to have Rick. Does it entail standing up during someone talking, putting your finger to your lips and ssssshhhhhhing that person until they stop, then walk out?

Afternoon dweebs.

Afternoon notches. Operation eat biryani has failed as it won't be ready till 1445. Operation chicken tikka roll has commenced. Hallo Tattie

Certainly factors in Tattie, also silently breaking wind and then staring at someone.

Afternoon Rude Dog

God damn it Shah, making me hungry, I am going for Operation Beef Monster Munch.

I do apologise you soup eating truant monkey. Eat something filling there must be a takeaway nearby

I work in the middle of Leeds Shah, there is an absolute f**k ton of them, but until I get a minion allowance, they are tantalisingly out of reach.

I like Monster Munch anyway...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39187496

Morning notches - anyone enjoy any of the jokes on the link? Me neither.

Bit contrived, but amusing enough.

Morning mate, how goes it?

Not bad, really early start this morning and feeling it right now. Big boss meetings. How about you?

Start at normal time, annoyed that I have to WFH on Monday due to numpty train unions though.

I have a relatively free day for a change.

Truss changed his post! He was nettled by a really innocuous comment. Why the free day?

Which post? Was it the straw that broke the camels back?

Not so much a free day, more a meeting free day, which I class as a win.

The response I made to his scummy scroat post referring to his father in law. He's changed it to something he thinks is more witty but he was nettled.

I shall have a gander when I get a moment dear boy...

I have already hit the cannot be bothered wall today, happy days.

Morning all.
You should get a job where I work, Rick, if you can put up with a sh*t salary. My colleague just complained that my snoring was putting him off the game he's playing on his iPad.
The angry Kiwi's just got in to liven things up.

There is something wrong with me. I just had an unselfish thought.

Confess!!

Sorry Ricko - Friend had some car trouble and spent a lot of time repairing it. I turned down a lamb biryani and roast chicken (my favourite meals) to go and help a "friend" I don't really like.

Morning notches

ShahenshahG wrote:Sorry Ricko - Friend had some car trouble and spent a lot of time repairing it. I turned down a lamb biryani and roast chicken (my favourite meals) to go and help a "friend" I don't really like.

Got to be an extra virgin chucked on the old pile come the revolution mate, I am all proud of you!

Morning Shah, and a happy Friday to you!

And to you my friend. all great on the plate?

It is indeed, managed to fly through internal audit, which is nice, and ready for a nice chilled weekend of board games and birthdays.

What you up to?

Sorting things out for a IT/comms room audit so busyish but I like the system I have to use to do it - it's pretty intuitive and i've found ways to do premium jobs that dont come on this basic version just by various other routes and a bit of excel magic. So not entirely a loss - also found a star trek game that I like and have been playing it on the mobile.

Nice, what's the game?

I always like to have something to do whilst I have a paid poo.

Star Trek timelines. Card type game

Ah right, free to play, pay to win?

Hahaha yup.

Make it so.

Morning Jules.

Jules is too busy exploring Mrs windows in a biblical Roman sense to reply to you rick.

It's OK mate, I don't take it personally any more.

Just had poached eggs and spinach, on brown toast for breakfast, I think the canteen is trying to be cosmopolitan. 8/10

Put it on-screen.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Put it on-screen.

I was probably more practical eating it off a plate, Jules.

That is most logical.

I see where this enterprise is heading.