It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:55 pm

First topic message reminder :

Have I missed it?

by **Galted** Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:10 am

Haven't seen any evidence of Jeff for a while. I hope that he's stopped visiting as this is all beneath him rather than because he's dead.
It was sad enough losing Tino but to lose Jeff would be devastating.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:I see where this enterprise is heading.

Where no man has gone before.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:12 am

To go

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:15 am

Excellent work rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:37 am

You set them up Jules...

Thread split month as well, exciting times.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:49 am

Morning Notcherinos.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:14 am

Morning Shah. How's the eating, sleeping & sh1tting?

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:19 am

Morning.

You having a heatwave in Luton too?

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:20 am

Apologies, Julius, didn't mean to ignore you. How's the eating, sleeping and sh*tting?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:28 am

Too much, not enough and regular.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:30 am

Morning jules sleeping is good, eating is better but sh*ting is watery. Same for you I'd suspect. You well? Morning G, not a heatwave but mildly cool sunny spring morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:41 am

Mornign notches.

Sleeping is fine, eating is fine, sh1tting is fine.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:54 am

rick_dagless wrote:Mornign notches.

Sleeping is fine, eating is fine, sh1tting is fine.

Oooh, get you and your healthy northern life-style.

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:29 am

Looks like the bite has been completely modded out of the rugby boards. Had a look at the Eng-Scot thread this morning and it's just an orgy of mutual bum-licking and c*ck-fondling.

Sickening.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:51 am

It's the clean air, Jules, and decent beer at a reasonable price.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:07 pm

Scotland having second referendum off the back of Brexit, interesting times ahead north of the border

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:13 pm

Excellent. If we're going to f the country up. Let's do it all at once

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:14 pm

Go hard or go home, just need to spill Russia's pint, stare at China's bird, and p155 in the pocket of America.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:24 pm

Yup. Might want to start making your trips abroad for the beer run now rick. Stock up for the long haul. If we get no deal...the train will be blocked as airlines are ground to a halt

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:58 pm

Just build my own micro brewery mate, everyone and their dogs do it now.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:00 pm

Hipster

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:01 pm

No need for that Shah...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:09 pm

Every need. You could have said moonshine but instead of being a northern hillbilly you chose to go the route of the effete southerner. Tino would be prouder than a piglet in pig Poopie.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:12 pm

There is a line FFS.

Whilst I am on this type of subject, what happened to the spicy mint sauce recipe you promised?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:14 pm

I ate it with liver chips and fava beans. I have it at home somewhere I will find it when I get a minute. Am clearing out the house for a wedding next week. Absolute bedlam here at the moment

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:20 pm

Who's wedding? Don't they go on for about a week?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:26 pm

Yeah about 4 days. Won't be such a big thing in comparison. It's my sisters do. Marrying some peasant. Inconcvenient or what. Will probably hide asuch as possible and smoke weed when opportunity arises.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:29 pm

Haha just buy loads of incense sticks, is it at your house for 4 days?

I don't like people in my house for a couple of hours, fair play to you.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:41 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Who's wedding? Don't they go on for about a week?

Whose

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:46 pm

True enough, Jules...

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:56 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Who's wedding? Don't they go on for about a week?

Whose

Just because no-one reads this thread is no reason to drop standards.

F*cking northern hipsters.

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:57 pm

Henceforth known as chipsters.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:10 pm

Or ricksters

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:18 pm

His grammar
is sh1te
his apostrophes aren't right
hipster
rickster

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:23 pm

He's sharp
As knives
He's shagging all our wives
Julius
Julius

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:29 pm

He is often
Quite cutting
And spends his life tutting
Julius
Julius

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:01 pm

The affair
Is over
I no longer shag Galtova
Syphilis
Syphilis

by **Galted** Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:48 pm

The joke's
On you
She's got Ebola too
And a cold
And a cold

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:55 pm

Already got
Ebola virus
When I shagged Miley Cyrus
Hannah
Montana

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:03 pm

His sex life
is obscene
he deflowers disney teens
Julius
Julius

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:10 am

Gutentag Notches

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:28 am

Happy Cheltenham week!

Morning Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:33 am

Got your floppy hat ready? Happy UK break up week. We're going to stop paying the EU if they don't give us a good deal Laugh

. Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we lose our credit rating.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:42 am

This week is for gambling and drinking mate, so politics can go swing, I wonder if superfly has calmed down enough from Jimmie Krankie chirping up to post today...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:51 am

Probably not - He's bricking it that bono won't be able to come and perform private concerts at his house anymore

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:12 am

Maybe he'll perform pro bono.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:25 am

British pie week this week. And in a survey the nations favourite pie was voted for, and the North voted for steak and ale, and the south... Banoffee, my word.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:29 am

Shut it ~~hip~~Rickster

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:36 am

Banoffee...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 14, 2017 8:37 am

Shut it ~~hip~~Rickster

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