It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:55

First topic message reminder :

Have I missed it?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 13:18

True but if you get the heat just right cheese and beans tastes heavenly. The risk is worth the reward.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 13:20

I always mix cheese into my beans when heating up a can, and sometimes a blob of Worcester Sauce/Henderson's relish.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 13:32

Worcester sauce is of course a classic but what you want on hot cheese is some of that red chilli sauce from a take away. You want it heated up too. Red Leicester if possible and medium cheddar if not. Also good with salt and pepper cheddar and leerdam

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 13:34

Cheshire cheese, though fair one on the chilli sauce.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 13:39

Cheshire Cheese? I will have to try it, have never seen it in the shops

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 13:41

Heathen...

Crumbly cheese, and goes quite stringy when melted through...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 14:35

Cricket anyone? Or arthropods?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 14:36

ShahenshahG wrote:True but if you get the heat just right cheese and beans tastes heavenly. The risk is worth the reward.

FFS.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 14:38

JuliusHMarx wrote:Cricket anyone? Or arthropods?

Or discuss crickets and get 2 birds with one stone...

Afternoon dear boy.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 15:22

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:True but if you get the heat just right cheese and beans tastes heavenly. The risk is worth the reward.

FFS.

??

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 15:42

It tastes heavenly dahling, simply divine.

Even I'm not that southern.

by **Galted** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 15:54

The correct terminology is, "it tastes ok, better than a pint of p*ss anyway".

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:02

Shah's post is the gayest post on here since Raf's departure.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:14

JuliusHMarx wrote:It tastes heavenly dahling, simply divine.

Even I'm not that southern.

Fair point.

At least I didn't do a Sean and say it tastes like the dogs Love sacks

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:16

superflyweight wrote:Shah's post is the gayest post on here since Raf's departure.

superflyweight wrote: Christ LD, we'd given you up for dead. Welcome back you big sexy bugger!

by **Galted** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:20

I miss Raf. It's a shame he got bullied off the thread.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:26

Galted wrote:I miss Raf. It's a shame he got bullied off the thread.

It was for the best. It was the only way to force him to grow up and become a family man, or else spend the rest of his life suing the paper industries for papercuts

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:35

His knowledge of time-pieces was unparalleled.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:53

JuliusHMarx wrote:His knowledge of time-pieces was unparalleled.

The resident victim spends a lifetime watching the clock so he can run away before the bullies catch him. The bullies in his case being the Arthritic centurions action looming club XI

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 16:56

ShahenshahG wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Shah's post is the gayest post on here since Raf's departure.

superflyweight wrote: Christ LD, we'd given you up for dead. Welcome back you big sexy bugger!

Well played sir, I said, well played!

by **Galted** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:06

Tattie is top of the 6 nations leaderboard - it's a proud moment for the Culture Cup. I always knew that one of us would go on to achieve something.

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:12

I've lived a life you could only dream of.

I once met someone who met Dolly the cloned sheep.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:15

superflyweight wrote:I've lived a life you could only dream of.

I once met someone who met Dolly the cloned sheep.

You never told us that you dated Steffan

by **superflyweight** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:19

Yeah, it was a baa'd idea.

by **Galted** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:25

I knew Shah wouldn't waste any time lamb-asting you.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:26

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, it was a baa'd idea.

Ah - so that's where Sean got the idea for wearing his cricket white sweater and walking on all fours in Cardiff?

by **Galted** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 17:34

Well sod both of ewe, I thought it was funny.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Mar 2017, 18:21

Please give these lamb puns the chop.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 07:13

Heavenly.... Hahaha. He'll have been thrown off a building for that.

Will miss shahreef

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 07:17

That was right on the Mutton Jules

Morning Rick the Hick, Sean the Yawn(ing gap), Galted the Spalted, Julius the Gulyas, Tattie the Batty and last but not least, Superflyweight the Subordinate

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 07:42

morning mate, any tips for the racing today?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 07:46

rick_dagless wrote:morning mate, any tips for the racing today?

Bet on youknowwhatimeanharry at 7/1

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 07:46

OK will do.

Cheers man.

How are you today?

by **Galted** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:03

I looked up 'spalted' and there is such a thing. Knowing Shah has enriched my life.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:05

Pretty good though a bit concerned as I'm running low on cigarettes and my colleague has called in sick. All dater at work I suspect.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:09

As you are low on smokes I will ignore the spelling error mate.

Is this the new Smartly Dressed Barry?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:35

No smartly dressed Barry - we're making do with just us now. Thank You Galted for stating what you are all thinking.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:38

Galted wrote:I looked up 'spalted' and there is such a thing. Knowing Shah has enriched my life.

Yeah he is a real fun guy

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:43

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:I looked up 'spalted' and there is such a thing. Knowing Shah has enriched my life.

Yeah he is a real fun guy

There wasn't mushroom for levity, but you found it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 08:50

What a start to the day...

I am off tomorrow so it is feeling pretty Fridayish today.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 09:02

Lucky sod, whats the occasion?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 09:05

Cheltenham Gold Cup day, and pick up my flat keys to the new pad.

Gold Cup Day is a tradition with my friends, about 30 of us meet in the pub at mid day.

Mrs D is picking the keys up, which means that my flay will be filled with cushions and candles for some reason.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 09:11

rick_dagless wrote:Cheltenham Gold Cup day, and pick up my flat keys to the new pad.

Gold Cup Day is a tradition with my friends, about 30 of us meet in the pub at mid day.

Mrs D is picking the keys up, which means that my flay will be filled with cushions and candles for some reason.

Maybe she wants to whip up your libido?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 09:16

Alas I believe not, I have literally no idea what the cushion and Yankee candle thing is about...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 09:35

Maybe she wants to hold a seance just in case the house is haunted.

by Tattie Scones RRN Thu 16 Mar 2017, 10:15

Morning All

I'm literally f**ked.

And skint.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 10:19

At least you got laid then.

No winners?

by Tattie Scones RRN Thu 16 Mar 2017, 14:28

Bugger all Rick.

2nd in first two and that's as good as it got.

Still, it was ladies day, sun was shining, and the alcohol flowed.

Horse racing to me is quite a boring sport/pastime or whatever, but Cheltenham is a tremendous day out.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 14:38

fair enough, I am about even for the festival at the moment.

You picked the right day for the weather though.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 16 Mar 2017, 20:30

No betting for me. too risky

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