It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Have I missed it?

Morning TLD all good here, been stuck in mandatory training all morning so just glad to make it through with my sanity in tact.

How are the antipodes?

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Then a few hours later I was rudely interrupted by my uncle whilst rollicking around with a bridesmaid in the sitting room.
He just said "oh.. excuse me (insert name)" and then quietly closed the door. I'll never forget the look of surprise/nudge-nudge-wink-wink on his face.

Your uncle had forgotten your name?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Then a few hours later I was rudely interrupted by my uncle whilst rollicking around with a bridesmaid in the sitting room.
He just said "oh.. excuse me (insert name)" and then quietly closed the door. I'll never forget the look of surprise/nudge-nudge-wink-wink on his face.

Your uncle had forgotten your name?

No. I can tell you it's not Hugh though.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning TLD all good here, been stuck in mandatory training all morning so just glad to make it through with my sanity in tact.

How are the antipodes?

All good. Except for my car troubles. Luckily I have a spare at hand.

Where is everyone? I can understand Shah being busy... but the rest?

I'm here!

Hope that wasn't Shah, the Cup's in a dismal enough state as it is.

Got a great message from brother on group whatsapp this morning

Headed out to London early this morning. Suddenly realised coat covered in saliva and mud. Then I realise I lent Ian my coat on Saturday night

Morning peeps.

Fist

Hi ho ricko.

Suck end.

I hope Jules doesn't lease cars in his spare time.

Morning mate.

Miserable wet rainy day here, which will come as no surprise, and with all the London shenanigans, not the best day.

On the plus side I am off tomorrow, so every cloud and all that. Though I will be moving stuff to my new place, and my dad is over to mess around with my thermostat and such things that dad's are inclined to do.

Miserable and wet here too mate.

Should be fun moving tomorrow. Even though you'll most likely spend some energy; the adrenaline should sort of compensate for that I guess.

Dad's are always great providing specialised assistance.
If mine were still around I probably wouldn't have had as many hassles as I've had at Casa Dog.

Yeah he is pretty handy, I am useless at DIY, most of my friends are on the tools, so I have never needed to be any good, I kind of reciprocate, with legal/IT advice and I get most of my handy work done.

To be fair most of the fiddly stuff is over there now, just waiting on the big stuff.

It is a much bigger place so most of my stuff is rattling around in there at the mo.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning mate.

Miserable wet rainy day here, which will come as no surprise, and with all the London shenanigans, not the best day.

On the plus side I am off tomorrow, so every cloud and all that.  Though I will be moving stuff to my new place, and my dad is over to mess around with my thermostat and such things that dad's are inclined to do.

Plurals don't have apostrophes rick. Schoolboy error.

Autocorrect, should've noticed, but such is life, schoolboy error indeed.

Morning, Jules.

We're not disappointed, Rick, just very, very angry.

Understood Galts, don't suppose you have seen Shah knocking about down there have you?

I haven't. Read about the raids this morning but didn't see Luton mentioned.
He may have been the person shot yesterday, possibly smoked something a bit stronger than he's used to, unlikely as that sounds.

Records show Shah last logged in today @ 11:19.
But of course, that may just have been the plod, having obtained his laptop. That would explain why he didn't post.

I popped in and thought it was worth keeping shtum but seeing as you gave the game away.... I'm fine and I have not done any evil deeds today or yesterday. Will be back and raring to go home on monday

Afternoon Shah, glad all is well dear boy.

I like hugh dennis

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Damn autocorrect.

Fist!

Bitterly disappointed that my 'don't be cruel' post was overlooked on the conspiracy thread.

I enjoyed it eventually Jules. I cried a fair bit at first though.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bitterly disappointed that my 'don't be cruel' post was overlooked on the conspiracy thread.

They're fairly sure that it was someone else using your name to post it.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bitterly disappointed that my 'don't be cruel' post was overlooked on the conspiracy thread.

They're fairly sure that it was someone else using your name to post it.

Very good. When did you get clever?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bitterly disappointed that my 'don't be cruel' post was overlooked on the conspiracy thread.

They're fairly sure that it was someone else using your name to post it.

Very good. When did you get clever?

Today, at about 9.47, I wasn't sure if you'd already made the joke and I was merely delivering a clumsier version. In fact, I'm still not sure.

It was a very big moment for me.

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'sup Shah. You well?

Not bad my friend, not bad at all. You?

Pretty good cheers dude, almost moved all my stuff from one place to another so not too bad. The old man came over on Friday so was good to catch up with him also.

Short week again as I am off on Friday so happy days.

What have you been up to?

Pretty much resting after the wedding, couple of trips to Galted territory but I was careful not to identify myself and wore lime clothing so was indistinguishable from the locals.

Did the wedding go OK?

Hmm, that could've broken cup rules but you took suitable measures, so all good.

Went as well as could be expected, they married and went home. We went to their house where they were considerably less formal and we had doritos, chips and various snacks while the photographer did her job and I dropped her home in tottenham. Seriously underplaying the chaos and the perils but thats the jist of it

I made sure I was in Paris for the weekend to avoid breaking Cup rules by bumping into Shah.
Went to Giverny on Saturday in case any other Cup members were in Paris. Was fairly dull but at least I got into an unresolved seat space tussle with an obese c*nt while feigning sleep to avoid having to surrender my seat to anyone forced to stand.

Culture on Saturday - Went to the 'Degas to Picasso' exhibition in Oxford, and took in some Views of Mount Fuji by Hiroshige while we were there.

Galted wasn't there - there were no fart smells.

I was probably ruining Monet's house and gardens for everyone while you were in Oxford.

What was Whitney Houston's favourite form of co-ordination?

Haaaandddd Eyeyyyeeeeeeeeeyyeeeeee.

Afternoon notches

That was excellent.

Cheers Galts, I would've been gutted if a cracker like that had michaelsed the thread.

rick_dagless wrote:What was Whitney Houston's favourite form of co-ordination?

Haaaandddd Eyeyyyeeeeeeeeeyyeeeeee.

Afternoon notches

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Morning. Oz Clarke been back on recently?

No. Hows thing in the void?

Morning S's

What's going down?

Morning Rick, Sean on a prefect and nothing much else. Dull days. D day tomorrow so watch this space. (The forum, not sean's bumhole)

Why D-Day?

Nice cameo from sean, but where has he now gone?

On the road rick.

Fair enough, anywhere exciting mate?

rick_dagless wrote:Why D-Day?

Nice cameo from sean, but where has he now gone?

Article 50 is being triggered tomorrow.

Ah yes, social media will be a no go zone then tomorrow, though the off topic section should be a blast...