It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 07 Apr 2017, 8:34 am

First topic message reminder :

Getting noshed off a tramp

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 6:37 am

Gutentag Notches

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:11 am

Morning mate, everything still rosy in Shah Shah land?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:24 am

Fecking Rosy and Jim Rick, Sun is shining, Got the next ten days and a quiet day at work. What about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:37 am

Similar to be fair, long weekend ahead then fly to Lithuania to meet the rest of my team, and generally hammer the company expense card for a week.

And off to the motherland for the old man's birthday on the morrow, good times.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:52 am

excellent, bring yourself back a desperate fit bird and keep her in the attic.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 8:02 am

I was thinking of asking Galted the best way to bag and tag an eastern European chick.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 8:09 am

Probably by covering your face with a British passport, at least that's what worked for him.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 8:17 am

I have a reasonable sized storage cupboard in the new place that can sleep at least 2 at a squeeze

by **Galted** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:15 am

rick_dagless wrote:I was thinking of asking Galted the best way to bag and tag an eastern European chick.

Not much to it, you just need a GSOH, a Taser and a sack.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:17 am

Hmm, better get some jokes, everything else is sorted.

by **Galted** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:28 am

Take from the bog standard Irish/changing a light bulb stock but ensure that the butt of each one is a Latvian or an Estonian.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:37 am

Galteds Scarcity Of Hope?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:38 am

Get Sack Over Her?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:39 am

Galted smells of hake?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:40 am

Galted Spunked On Hare?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:55 am

Galted-Sized Overlarge Hampton

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:59 am

Galted sees only hipsters

by **Galted** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 11:59 am

Gutted Shah's On Here.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:04 pm

Guantanemo, Shah On Holiday

by **Galted** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:11 pm

Grinning Shah Obliterates Hindus.

by **Galted** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:14 pm

Get Sean Off Headboy.

by **Galted** Thu 13 Apr 2017, 12:15 pm

Grinning Superfly On Heroin.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Apr 2017, 7:20 am

Now that was a proper michalesing...

Everyone have a good zombie Jesus weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Apr 2017, 8:02 am

Morning rick.
Thornton's Easter Eggs - were £7 each, got 3 for £5 yesterday.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 18 Apr 2017, 8:17 am

Great way to kick the week off, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 18 Apr 2017, 8:57 am

Less than 2 weeks til next Bank Holiday!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 6:59 am

Was in Luton yesterday, not sure if I saw Shah

morning

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:31 am

Where in Luton? Morning Rick the brick

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:38 am

Just the airport mate, you well?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:26 am

Not bad mate, off work but drawn back on here after hearing about the snap election. Fun times. How are you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:33 am

All good mate, the snap election was pretty much expected, just not this soon, so fair play,

by **Galted** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:34 am

I've been to Luton before, one of my mates is married to one of Shah's people and I'd visit them every few months. But they moved to Biggleswade so I now visit them there instead.

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:00 am

I've been to Luton airport twice. Once on the way to North London for a meeting and then once on the way back to Edinburgh from said meeting. Bought and ate a Krispy Kreme donut.

It was an otherwise uneventful day!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:54 am

Binge watched the Kenshin movies yesterday. Phucking mental, over the top but goddamn it's a fine series. Watched Roaring Currents which is also a good movie the day previous so might as well have stayed at work for all the good this rest is doing me

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 7:14 am

Morning notches...

by **superflyweight** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:06 am

Morning Rick. This thread is pining for the fjords!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:07 am

superflyweight wrote:Morning Rick. This thread is pining for the fjords!

Henry Fjord?
Gerald Fjord?
Fjord Maddox Fjord?

by **superflyweight** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:12 am

Fjord Granada
Fjord Escort XR3i
Fjord Fiesta with the suspension lowered and a massive exhaust being driven by an 18 year old d1ckhead.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:14 am

superflyweight wrote:Fjord Granada
Fjord Escort XR3i
Fjord Fiesta with the suspension lowered and a massive exhaust being driven by an 18 year old d1ckhead.

Focus, superfly.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:28 am

Fjord Prefect, Slartiblartfast's specialty

by **Galted** Thu 20 Apr 2017, 3:57 pm

I'm at the airport because I'm going to Venice for a cruise. I was ever so excited but I've been reading reviews and apparently it's the worst cruise company in existence so I'm not so excited anymore.
I wish Tino was still alive.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:44 am

Fist.
And last?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:21 am

i have been unable to access the site all day for some reason.

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:58 am

Being unable to access the site may have saved me the bother of debating with an idiot all morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:00 pm

Pigeon playing chess?

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Apr 2017, 1:38 pm

Very much so!

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:36 am

Gutentag Notcherinos.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:43 am

morning Shah, good weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:09 am

Morning. I'm not Erin Moran.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:46 am

Hi Mate, Busy as feck. Knackered still from rearranging the house what about yours?

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