It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Getting noshed off a tramp

Flaming zombies

Afternoon all.

Afternoon Rick.

Am going to start trolling jeff on Twitter - although I'm mostly just happy to finally find out that his second name is Hyndley. He once gave the clue that he shared a surname with a mass murderer and it's been eating away at me ever since.

Hey supes, how goes the North.

Yeah I thought he was a Gacy.

F*ck, so it's not Rowley, or Rowley?!

Hyndley not Hindley .

What is a strawberry daquiri?

It is a very sweet, crushed ice based, cocktail.

Rowley offered to take that woman out for a cocktail before she told him to Frak off, surely that takes away his man of the north credentials permanently?

https://twitter.com/cipca/status/873551094064041984

I've found a picture of him on his firm's website. He's exactly as he described himself, which is commendable.

Care To share?

Care To share?

Just type his name into Google and the link to the people section of his firm's website is about the 3rd or 4th link down.

His number is available on the picture - might be worth putting on an accent and giving him a call.

Call him and ask for Mike Hunt.

Posting that Twitter link is the best post I've made on this site

An admittedly shallow pool of options to enjoy - that sounds like a new name for this thread.

Haha, pretty much how I pictured him. Quite a shock realising that the people you chat to on forums are real.

Sounds like he does similar work to Galtova.

Galted wrote:Sounds like he does similar work to Galtova.

He sucks border patrol guards' c*ck's to get his relatives into the country?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:Sounds like he does similar work to Galtova.

He sucks border patrol guards' c*ck's to get his relatives into the country?

You used the first apostrophe admirably. Shame you had to let the post down with the second and ruin your chance of an lol out loud.

Galted wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:Sounds like he does similar work to Galtova.

He sucks border patrol guards' c*ck's to get his relatives into the country?

You used the first apostrophe admirably.  Shame you had to let the post down with the second and ruin your chance of an lol out loud.

Apologies, I hope this does not mean you will do Rowley a solid and explain the concept of citizenship to him.

Yeah that's how I pictured Rowley, less spectacles though.

Morning all.

Morning Rick,

Just catching up with the news, apparently Theresa May is now more unpopular with the public than Tino is with his son. That is some turnaround, they loved her until they met her. And this was before taking into account yesterday's c*ck up where she snubbed the locals. Dopey cow. Anyway, All good in the hood?

Not bad at all cheers mate, off to see a darts exhibition match tonight, which is nice.

I think that May's days are done.

rick_dagless wrote:Not bad at all cheers mate, off to see a darts exhibition match tonight, which is nice.

I think that May's days are done.

May was done 16 days ago.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Not bad at all cheers mate, off to see a darts exhibition match tonight, which is nice.

I think that May's days are done.

May was done 16 days ago.

You sly dog

Very true, Jules.

Thread split today?

Could be rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyhIsFshd1E

After that uplifting video, we have every chance.

Happy to see you're a Bluetones fan, Rick.

That's my contribution to thread-split goals.

Very underrated band in my opinion mate.

Every contribution counts.

Here's my bit for the day.

It all adds up. I've lost count though.

The Loaded Dog wrote:It all adds up. I've lost count though.

Did you check your other suit?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:It all adds up. I've lost count though.

Did you check your other suit?

I don't wear suits. Nor clothes for that matter. I'm a dog... remember?

Spoiler:

Some might be under my water bowl but I'll check there in the morning before my walk.

This isn't you then?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Dog_wearing_suit.jpg/1280px-Dog_wearing_suit.jpg

Thread split next time then?

Speaking of thread splits, the book review thread should be having one in the next 5 or so years. Best get working on something hilarious and obscene.

I tweeted Jeff asking if it was pronounced Rowley or Rowley, but the c*nt didn't reply. But now he's following me on Twitter. SLW.

How does Twitter work? I've been on a few times but all I ever see is random comments. What am I missing?

And what is SLW? Shah licks willies? Superfly loves w*nking?

I WANT F*CKING ANSWERS!

Not sure to be honest. I've only ever tweeted twice and the last one was in 2009. You can see anyone's comments, but you can 'Follow' people to see all their comments when you log in, I guess. People like Taylor Swift, One Direction, Jeff etc.

Stalkerish Little W**ker, obviously.

Twitter is great for massively winding up almost anybody on the planet to the point that they have to block you so that they can't see your tweets.

I'm blocked by numerous SNP MP's and also a fair few right wing bigots both in UK and USA. My current targets are the f*cking idiots that claim that the Sandy Hook massacre was faked and who spend their time making death threats against the parents of the kids that died.

Thank you very much, chaps, I now know much more than previously.

Embarrassed to say that I forgot about Tino's alias, I thought it was Little Stalkerish W*nker though.

Morning all, what a glorious day!

Everyone's feelin' pretty, rick
It's hotter than July.

Had to remove my Gore-Tex jacket and drape it over my arm I was so hot this morning. Life can be cruel.

Flip-flops instead of Hi-Tecs, Galted?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Flip-flops instead of Hi-Tecs, Galted?

Would like to Julius but I work in a basement that looks like a Bond villain's HQ - long, wide corridors and lots a of humming and beeping. Flipflops would echo and give my position away, I prefer to use stealth when I'm fetching a coffee.