The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:24 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:29 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:03 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:21 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:57 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay
Though perhaps I sat on the wrong chair

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:22 pm

When is this splitting OP?

by Guest Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:31 pm

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23

by **ShahenshahG** Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:17 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:53 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach
When I fall asleep at the beach

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:45 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach
When I fall asleep at the beach
Watching Wlily, who I helped to free

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:54 am

We did it! The thread has been split!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:08 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:10 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:29 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino
And Jeff, sipping cocktails and vino

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:39 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino
And Jeff, sipping cocktails and vino
And Rowley... that ruddy-faced git.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:49 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:12 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:19 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:58 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts
Before your pubic hair moults

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:08 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts
Before your pubic hair moults
Though surely that's not your worst vice?

by **Galted** Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:10 pm

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:53 am

The applause gently died down

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:15 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:31 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:46 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
Which, being blue, was quite weird

by **Galted** Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:09 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
Which, being blue, was quite weird
As his ar*ehole was the normal dark brown

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:13 am

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:26 am

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:20 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:57 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
It's sh1t on here, and bland

by **Galted** Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:21 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
It's sh1t on here, and bland
And to top it all Jules is a her

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:59 am

The July 6 deadline has passed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:04 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:48 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:53 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
from getting laid with all of the babes

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:22 pm

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
from getting laid with all of the babes
Just check out all itchings he's amassed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:44 pm

This rhyme is the first one of August

by **Galted** Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:43 pm

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:46 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:04 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer
Like John Selwyn Gummer

by **Galted** Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:49 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer
Like John Selwyn Gummer
In a wagon hauled by Lucy Lawless

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:29 am

She's best known for her role as Xena

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:44 am

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:14 am

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:16 pm

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon
Unlike the footballer, Maicon

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:50 pm

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon
Unlike the footballer, Maicon
And unlike him, I'd like to get between her....

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:48 am

The premier league starts again.

by **Galted** Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:02 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:37 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:48 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does
And that is because

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