The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Galted** Fri 11 Aug 2017, 1:32 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does
And that is because
I'm using 'again' once again

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Aug 2017, 2:53 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:02 pm

God damn it is raining again

by **Galted** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:04 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:10 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
No it actually doesn't

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:18 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
No it actually doesn't
but When All Is Said and Done, it

by **Galted** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 12:19 pm

God damn it is raining again
does that rhyme with 'pain' or with 'pen'?
No it actually doesn't
but When All Is Said and Done, it
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me shining like the sun

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 2:13 pm

Fine! I'll start another

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 Sep 2017, 2:49 pm

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 9:44 am

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother
It's like pulling teeth

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 10:13 am

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother
It's like pulling teeth
From a shark in a reef

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 11:54 am

Fine! I'll start another
I really don't know why we bother
It's like pulling teeth
From a shark in a reef
While getting attacked by its mother

by **Pal Joey** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 12:48 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 1:17 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 1:58 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap
Fack off, I just did a sh*t

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 2:17 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap
Fack off, I just did a sh*t
Hmm, is that poo tale legit?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Sep 2017, 3:30 pm

I thought you were taking a nap?
We all know Shah's full of crap
Fack off, I just did a sh*t
Hmm, is that poo tale legit?
Or is it a porky, mayhap?

by nadeem2099 Wed 20 Sep 2017, 4:36 pm

Once upon a time

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Sep 2017, 4:57 pm

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:49 am

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme
A new poem was started

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:01 am

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme
A new poem was started
The English language was martyred

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:27 am

Once upon a time
In the land of rhyme
A new poem was started
The English language was martyred
Like a palindrome without a chime

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:55 am

A car, a man, a maraca

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:16 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca

by **Galted** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:30 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca
WTF?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:34 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca
(edi:) WTF? ?FT w(ide)
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:41 am

A car, a man, a maraca
Acrobats stab orca
(edi:) WTF? ?FT w(ide)
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside
A nut for a jar of tuna

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:42 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 9:23 am

Well, that made a lot of sense.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 9:54 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 10:41 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense
But the babe was borne

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 11:43 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense
But the babe was borne
And the father was sean

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 11:47 am

Well, that made a lot of sense
And left Galted feeling quite tense
But the babe was borne
And the father was sean
Though he likes to keep the pretence

by **Galted** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 12:07 pm

it's funny because it is true

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 12:17 pm

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 22 Sep 2017, 1:08 pm

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?
Save neuter the child

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:20 am

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?
Save neuter the child
Before he's defiled

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 1:44 pm

it's funny because it is true
But hey, what can you do?
Save neuter the child
Before he's defiled
And using a transgender loo.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 2:48 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 3:21 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 3:53 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
Eating bangers and mash

by Guest Mon 25 Sep 2017, 4:35 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
Eating bangers and mash
I've been munching on gash

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 4:53 pm

Didn't FreekShow frequent this thread?
He did... but now he's locked in some shed
Eating bangers and mash
I've been munching on gash
Of women who for months have been dead.

by Guest Mon 25 Sep 2017, 4:55 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood

by **Galted** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 5:39 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good

by Guest Mon 25 Sep 2017, 8:14 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
I inserted my screw

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:10 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
I inserted my screw
And turned it one time, then two

by **Galted** Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:12 pm

I dug up a corpse and got wood
and making my own hole felt good
I inserted my screw
And turned it one time, then two
then jizzed up its nose cos I could

by Guest Mon 25 Sep 2017, 9:22 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Sep 2017, 11:58 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded

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