The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by No name Bertie Wed 10 Jan 2018, 8:27 am

Within a parallel universe

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jan 2018, 10:54 am

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse

by **Pal Joey** Wed 10 Jan 2018, 8:04 pm

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse
He let's out a double cheeseburger fart

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jan 2018, 9:47 am

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse
He let's out a double cheeseburger fart
That's ripped democracy apart

by No name Bertie Fri 12 Jan 2018, 2:17 pm

Within a parallel universe
Where Trump is acting even worse
He let's out a double cheeseburger fart
That's ripped democracy apart
So Snowflakes dashed his brains and called a hearse

by Guest Fri 12 Jan 2018, 9:59 pm

Trump and myself went to lunch

by No name Bertie Sat 13 Jan 2018, 6:09 am

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch

by Guest Sat 13 Jan 2018, 10:36 am

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch
I footed the bill

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Jan 2018, 4:54 pm

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch
I footed the bill
On Capitol Hill

by Guest Sat 13 Jan 2018, 4:58 pm

Trump and myself went to lunch
Double cheeseburgers is what we had to munch
I footed the bill
On Capitol Hill
Then I gave the red button a punch

by No name Bertie Sat 13 Jan 2018, 5:21 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:26 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:39 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
When caught plead the fifth

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:47 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
When caught plead the fifth
Whilst coming on her mid-riff

by **Galted** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:52 pm

Grab 'em by the pus sy Kennedy said
and slap 'em on the arse when in bed
When caught plead the fifth
Whilst coming on her mid-riff
then dry off your c*ck on her head

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 8:53 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:14 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:37 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far
Now my foot is covered in feathers

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:39 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far
Now my foot is covered in feathers
And I've p!ssed in me leathers

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:41 pm

A wild parrot just shat on my car
So I booted the c**t real far
Now my foot is covered in feathers
And I've p!ssed in me leathers
So I'll now have to sell my guitar

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:55 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice

by **Galted** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:07 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:11 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
Put a chip up my hole

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:17 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
Put a chip up my hole
and some sauce on the pole

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:22 pm

Last night I got high off some Spice
and filled up my jap's-eye with rice
Put a chip up my hole
and some sauce on the pole
Then I spunked on my ironing board twice

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:25 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:40 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:41 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender
Added some fruit and some ice

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:43 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender
Added some fruit and some ice
The sensation was nice

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:44 pm

My nuts were feeling quite tender
So I dangled them into a blender
Added some fruit and some ice
The sensation was nice
And now I'm classed a 3rd gender

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:46 pm

Galted walked naked on fire

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:49 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:50 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre
He was whistling a tune

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:53 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre
He was whistling a tune
Accompanied by a baboon

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 10:54 pm

Galted walked naked on fire
Through the ancient city of Tyre
He was whistling a tune
Accompanied by a baboon
And his anus was put up for hire

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:04 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:09 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:11 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?
A bit like Beyoncé?

by **Galted** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:20 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?
A bit like Beyoncé?
but with Joe Cocker's bonce

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:28 pm

I'd hate to be a Rohingya
I have no idea, is it a singer?
A bit like Beyoncé?
but with Joe Cocker's bonce
Or more like that jerk Jerry Springer?

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:33 pm

I gassed in a church and then prayed

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:36 pm

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed

by Guest Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:40 pm

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
Then the choir collapsed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 16 Jan 2018, 7:23 am

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
Then the choir collapsed
Their bumholes prolapsed

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:20 am

I gassed in a church and then prayed
and watched the Archbishop getting spayed
Then the choir collapsed
Their bumholes prolapsed
Which made it quite hard to get laid.

by Guest Tue 16 Jan 2018, 8:42 am

It's hard not to lower the tone

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:16 am

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone

by Guest Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:40 pm

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
Lets try and be good

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 2:34 am

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
Lets try and be good
And give out free wood

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 18 Jan 2018, 11:03 am

It's hard not to lower the tone
Playing my old slide trombone
Lets try and be good
And give out free wood
Then call Naughty Nicky on the phone

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