The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Galted** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 1:25 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 1:39 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 10:52 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Mar 2018, 11:14 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?
Yes, I'm from Hou

by **Galted** Fri 09 Mar 2018, 9:10 am

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?
Yes, I'm from Hou
when I rhyme I invent my own slang

by Guest Mon 12 Mar 2018, 3:12 pm

My uncle's my aunties great gran

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 3:15 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man

by Guest Mon 12 Mar 2018, 3:20 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:13 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir
As he licked some more fur

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:22 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir
As he licked some more fur
From the knob of an orang-utan

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:31 pm

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:19 pm

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:23 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:24 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly
As he sat there proudly

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:26 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly
As he sat there proudly
Whilst the audience adjusted their monocles

by Guest Mon 19 Mar 2018, 10:38 pm

A crazy array of rare words

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:37 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:27 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:02 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain
And gays in Bahrain

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:06 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain
And gays in Bahrain
And the last remaining Syrian Kurds

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:19 am

That last rhyme went quite dark.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:24 am

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.

by Guest Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:11 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:12 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death
And eat crystal meth

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:18 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death
And eat crystal meth
Then light up my farts with a spark

by Guest Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:33 pm

A wonderful ending indeed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:41 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed

by **Pal Joey** Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:19 am

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour

by Guest Wed 21 Mar 2018, 1:16 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour
Hosted by Maradona

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Mar 2018, 1:39 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour
Hosted by Maradona
Who was off his bonce on cheap speed

by Guest Wed 21 Mar 2018, 3:44 pm

The Hand of God cut some coke

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 Mar 2018, 4:13 pm

The Hand of God cut some coke
Then scored some heroin to smoke

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:18 am

The Hand of God cut some coke
Then scored some heroin to smoke
I'll go it alone
Cos I'm bad to the bone
This thread is becoming a joke.

by Guest Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:46 am

Marx cutting ties, going rogue

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:19 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue

by Guest Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:45 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail

by **Galted** Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:54 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail
When you should be in jail

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Mar 2018, 1:01 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail
When you should be in jail
For killing Shane Macgowan (a Pogue)

by Guest Thu 22 Mar 2018, 2:19 pm

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:18 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt

by **Galted** Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:23 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:52 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
and a blow-up sex doll

by **Galted** Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:55 pm

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
and a blow-up sex doll
and committed a Freekish assault

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Mar 2018, 1:22 pm

by Guest Fri 23 Mar 2018, 1:57 pm

That doll took your load with full force

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Mar 2018, 2:18 pm

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course

by Guest Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:43 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:48 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe
From her left ear lobe

by **Galted** Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:56 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe
From her left ear lobe
and shoehorned it into a horse

by Guest Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:59 am

Give Galted a Knighthood at once

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