The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Galted** Sun 25 Mar 2018, 10:11 pm

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 25 Mar 2018, 11:02 pm

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
Or make him a Lord

by **Pal Joey** Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:29 am

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
Or make him a Lord
Unlike Henry Ford

by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2018, 12:50 pm

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
Or make him a Lord
Unlike Henry Ford
That way he's above all us runts

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:02 am

If Bancroft could turn back time

by Guest Thu 29 Mar 2018, 3:21 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:09 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine
And hidden the dust in the bin

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:51 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine
And hidden the dust in the bin
To be absolved of sin

by **Galted** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:23 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine
And hidden the dust in the bin
To be absolved of sin
why won't 'Warner is a c*nt' f*cking rhyme?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:29 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:31 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:38 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it
There's no use being "sorry" now

by Guest Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:57 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it
There's no use being "sorry" now
You've been rumbled my pal

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:25 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it
There's no use being "sorry" now
You've been rumbled my pal
'Now' and 'pal' don't rhyme, you f*ckwit.

by Guest Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:47 pm

The Marx put a flea in my ear

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:52 pm

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear

by Guest Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:56 pm

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear
Is he always this tight?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:08 am

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear
Is he always this tight?
Do Trump's tweets lack spite?

by Guest Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:21 am

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear
Is he always this tight?
Do Trump's tweets lack spite?
Is my bog clogged up with diarrhoea?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:51 am

by Guest Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:57 pm

As I ready myself for a nap

by **Pal Joey** Sun 01 Apr 2018, 12:06 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap

by Guest Sun 01 Apr 2018, 12:54 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap
Then I lay down to dream

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 01 Apr 2018, 4:06 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap
Then I lay down to dream
After applying the cream

by Guest Sun 01 Apr 2018, 5:25 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap
Then I lay down to dream
After applying the cream
I apply after taking a crap!

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Apr 2018, 8:56 am

She awoke half covered in jism

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Apr 2018, 9:29 am

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Apr 2018, 11:35 am

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism
My rod was still hyperextended

by Guest Thu 05 Apr 2018, 1:50 pm

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism
My rod was still hyperextended
And browner than 10 quid

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Apr 2018, 1:59 pm

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism
My rod was still hyperextended
And browner than 10 quid
When looked through a crystal meth prism

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Apr 2018, 1:48 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil?

by Guest Thu 12 Apr 2018, 2:36 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:26 am

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil
Their infrastructure too needs some work

by Guest Mon 16 Apr 2018, 4:09 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil
Their infrastructure too needs some work
And Assad's a jerk

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:39 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil
Their infrastructure too needs some work
And Assad's a jerk
But still nicer than Frankie Boyle

by Guest Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:58 pm

My chemical farts really whiff

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:56 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff

by **Galted** Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:32 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff
and my nose-hairs to curl

by Guest Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:47 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff
and my nose-hairs to curl
It will make you all hurl

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:11 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff
and my nose-hairs to curl
It will make you all hurl
If you'd like, I can send you a .gif

by Guest Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:45 pm

by nadeem2099 Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:31 pm

That is not a pleasant sight

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:48 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:53 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite
it's pronounced .gif anyway

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2018, 2:04 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite
it's pronounced .gif anyway
not like .docx I'm afraid to say

by Guest Tue 17 Apr 2018, 5:10 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite
it's pronounced .gif anyway
not like .docx I'm afraid to say
Where I'm from we don't give a sh!te

by **Galted** Fri 20 Apr 2018, 8:29 pm

Freek put the pedants in place

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Apr 2018, 9:34 pm

Freek put the pedants in place
With words of elegance and grace

by No name Bertie Sun 22 Apr 2018, 2:06 pm

Freek put the pedants in place
With words of elegance and grace
Up which he shall not put

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:11 am

Freek put the pedants in place
With words of elegance and grace
Up which he shall not put
Himself all covered in soot

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