The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by No name Bertie Tue 24 Apr 2018, 1:50 pm

Freek put the pedants in place
With words of elegance and grace
Up which he shall not put
Himself all covered in soot
After burning all the books in his wake

by Guest Wed 25 Apr 2018, 1:57 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Apr 2018, 5:48 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself

by Guest Wed 25 Apr 2018, 5:51 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself
Giving wood some more wood

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:16 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself
Giving wood some more wood
Making good more good

by **Galted** Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:38 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself
Giving wood some more wood
Making good more good
I wouldn't mind bumming an elf

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Apr 2018, 2:55 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it

by Guest Fri 27 Apr 2018, 3:10 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Apr 2018, 4:17 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit
A ginger nut perhaps

by Guest Fri 27 Apr 2018, 5:02 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit
A ginger nut perhaps
With some fierce ar$e slaps

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Apr 2018, 5:25 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit
A ginger nut perhaps
With some fierce ar$e slaps
Oh my God, how I've missed it!

by Guest Fri 27 Apr 2018, 5:48 pm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 9:41 am

The boil on its arse was horrific

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:16 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:17 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific
So I got the large needle red hot

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:20 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific
So I got the large needle red hot
And popped that bot spot

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:22 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific
So I got the large needle red hot
And popped that bot spot
The scream could be heard across the Pacific

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:26 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:27 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:32 am

Statues are the council's best buy.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:39 am

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 May 2018, 11:56 am

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high
Of Captain James Kirk

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 12:01 pm

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high
Of Captain James Kirk
With that knowing smirk

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 10 May 2018, 12:07 pm

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high
Of Captain James Kirk
With that knowing smirk
And his toupee reaching the sky.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 May 2018, 12:08 pm

I I
I I
I I
I I
I I

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 2:45 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 May 2018, 10:07 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 10:10 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen
When he's doped up on coke

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 May 2018, 10:13 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen
When he's doped up on coke
and impersonating a mopoke

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 May 2018, 11:00 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen
When he's doped up on coke
and impersonating a mopoke
The most pithy one I've ever seen

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 May 2018, 11:39 pm

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 May 2018, 6:57 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 8:44 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot
when 'Meghan' is misspelled

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:12 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot
when 'Meghan' is misspelled
Tears in Harrhey's eyes welled

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:16 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot
when 'Meghan' is misspelled
Tears in Harrhey's eyes welled
And Plince Firrip is racist a lot

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 10:26 am

So who's giving the bride away?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 11:37 am

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 May 2018, 11:43 am

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way
Cutting all that Sugar Kane by heart

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 May 2018, 12:11 pm

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way
Cutting all that Sugar Kane by heart
Listening to Oliver Reed fart

by Guest Thu 17 May 2018, 1:27 pm

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way
Cutting all that Sugar Kane by heart
Listening to Oliver Reed fart
While her sisters legs are on Ebay

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May 2018, 9:26 am

I loaded my bags on the llama

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 May 2018, 9:55 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May 2018, 10:52 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer
We began our decent up the mountains

by Guest Fri 18 May 2018, 10:52 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer
We began our decent up the mountains
To find the youth fountains

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May 2018, 10:54 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer
We began our decent up the mountains
To find the youth fountains
Beside a statue of Vasco da Gama

by Guest Fri 18 May 2018, 11:11 am

A wonderful end to a ditty

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 May 2018, 11:22 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 May 2018, 11:33 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity
At least "da Gama" was spelled right

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 May 2018, 8:20 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity
At least "da Gama" was spelled right
Although Magallen might

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 May 2018, 8:24 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity
At least "da Gama" was spelled right
Although Magallen might
Be offended by "Sex in the City"

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