The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May - 18:30

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 23 May - 23:44

I'm offended by "Sex in the City"

by Guest Wed 23 May - 23:56

I'm offended by "Sex in the City"
I pretended my dog was a kitty

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 May - 8:21

I'm offended by "Sex in the City"
I pretended my dog was a kitty
And that Carrie was Sam

by Guest Thu 24 May - 10:40

I'm offended by "Sex in the City"
I pretended my dog was a kitty
And that Carrie was Sam
Are you me? Yes I am

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 May - 16:09

I'm offended by "Sex in the City"
I pretended my dog was a kitty
And that Carrie was Sam
Are you me? Yes I am
No you're not! Oh what a pity...

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 30 May - 20:49

The swear filter gets me annoyed

by Guest Wed 30 May - 21:04

The swear filter gets me annoyed
It turns sh!t into poop when deployed

by Guest Wed 30 May - 21:12

The swear filter gets me annoyed
It turns sh!t into poop when deployed
I am a twonk of the highest order is OK
So what is it you say?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 30 May - 21:13

The swear filter gets me annoyed
It turns sh!t into poop when deployed
I am a twonk of the highest order is OK
So what is it you say?
I deleted my post - there's a void!

by Guest Wed 30 May - 21:14

by nadeem2099 Thu 31 May - 20:45

Loris Karius - oh what a guy!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 31 May - 21:27

Loris Karius - oh what a guy!
He make his defenders all cry

by nadeem2099 Thu 31 May - 22:18

Loris Karius - oh what a guy!
He make his defenders all cry
Now everyone hates him

by **Galted** Thu 31 May - 22:45

Loris Karius - oh what a guy!
He make his defenders all cry
Now everyone hates him
Except for Karim

by Guest Thu 31 May - 23:56

Loris Karius - oh what a guy!
He make his defenders all cry
Now everyone hates him
Except for Karim
When he sh@gs he gets spunk in his eye

by **Galted** Thu 31 May - 23:58

by Guest Fri 1 Jun - 0:09

I've tattooed a bell on my bum

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 0:35

I've tattooed a bell on my bum
And I've tattooed a door on my thumb

by Guest Fri 1 Jun - 0:58

I've tattooed a bell on my bum
And I've tattooed a door on my thumb
There's a tree on my palm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 1:18

I've tattooed a bell on my bum
And I've tattooed a door on my thumb
There's a tree on my palm
On my stomach - a farm

by Guest Fri 1 Jun - 1:29

I've tattooed a bell on my bum
And I've tattooed a door on my thumb
There's a tree on my palm
On my stomach - a farm
And I beat on my wife like a drum

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 2:55

Would that be a kick or a snare?

by Guest Fri 1 Jun - 3:40

Would that be a kick or a snare?
Or a mighty big pull on her hair?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 5:38

Would that be a kick or a snare?
Or a mighty big pull on her hair?
Is that scalp or pubic?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 1 Jun - 12:26

Would that be a kick or a snare?
Or a mighty big pull on her hair?
Is that scalp or pubic?
Triangular or cubic?

by **Galted** Fri 1 Jun - 17:48

Would that be a kick or a snare?
Or a mighty big pull on her hair?
Is that scalp or pubic?
Triangular or cubic?
She said she was 16 I swear

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 18:16

It's a 24 hours michaels for rick

by **Galted** Fri 1 Jun - 18:22

It's a 24 hours michaels for rick
Sounds like a blight of one's prick

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 18:58

It's a 24 hours michaels for rick
Sounds like a blight of one's prick
A bit like the pox

by **Galted** Fri 1 Jun - 19:24

It's a 24 hours michaels for rick
Sounds like a blight of one's prick
A bit like the pox
Found only in c*cks

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 1 Jun - 19:50

It's a 24 hours michaels for rick
Sounds like a blight of one's prick
A bit like the pox
Found only in c*cks
The imagery makes me feel sick.

by **Galted** Fri 1 Jun - 22:16

by **Galted** Fri 1 Jun - 22:16

Jules did well cleaning up that last rhyme

by Guest Sat 2 Jun - 0:47

Jules did well cleaning up that last rhyme
Just like Galt when he's moping his slime

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 2 Jun - 3:55

Jules did well cleaning up that last rhyme
Just like Galt when he's moping his slime
I think you mean 'mopping'

by Guest Sat 2 Jun - 4:07

Jules did well cleaning up that last rhyme
Just like Galt when he's moping his slime
I think you mean 'mopping'
The 'p' ran off hopping

by **Galted** Sat 2 Jun - 4:20

Jules did well cleaning up that last rhyme
Just like Galt when he's moping his slime
I think you mean 'mopping'
The 'p' ran off hopping
I think I'll try moping next time

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 2 Jun - 4:25

by Guest Sat 2 Jun - 4:33

A thunderous squirt cracked the glass

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 2 Jun - 5:03

A thunderous squirt cracked the glass
Just as the Pope finished Mass

by **Galted** Sat 2 Jun - 7:40

A thunderous squirt cracked the glass
Just as the Pope finished Mass
it was me, I confess

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 2 Jun - 8:22

A thunderous squirt cracked the glass
Just as the Pope finished Mass
it was me, I confess
And I must profress

by **Pal Joey** Sat 2 Jun - 8:58

A thunderous squirt cracked the glass
Just as the Pope finished Mass
it was me, I confess
And I must profress
I now have a stained glass arse

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 6 Jun - 19:09

There was an old lady from Luton

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 6 Jun - 20:02

There was an old lady from Luton
Who had a penchant for Luis Vuitton

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 6 Jun - 20:34

There was an old lady from Luton
Who had a penchant for Luis Vuitton
Inside of her bag

by Guest Wed 6 Jun - 20:50

There was an old lady from Luton
Who had a penchant for Luis Vuitton
Inside of her bag
Was the corpse of a slag

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 6 Jun - 21:32

There was an old lady from Luton
Who had a penchant for Luis Vuitton
Inside of her bag
Was the corpse of a slag
Who was caught shagging Vladimir Putin

by Guest Wed 6 Jun - 22:41

World class Laugh

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 7 Jun - 5:55

That sure is a hard act to follow

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