The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:19 pm

The football has started quite well

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:12 pm

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel

by nadeem2099 Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:53 pm

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:20 am

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
They easily overcame Tunisia

by No name Bertie Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:01 am

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
They easily overcame Tunisia
But missing all those chances - alarm bell

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:13 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:11 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead

by **Galted** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:17 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:29 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
4th line; short one

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:31 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
4th line; short one
That's great, I'm so pleased I just weed.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:39 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:17 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:32 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:37 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates
And a packet of Mates

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:06 pm

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates
And a packet of Mates
Stuck between two pillows near his head

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:24 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:40 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime

by No name Bertie Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:21 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:24 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben
Or a Gong for Red Ken

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:52 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben
Or a Gong for Red Ken
Or a bucket of cinnamon slime

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:27 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:50 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:21 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:25 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR
In this capitulation against Korea

by No name Bertie Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:07 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR
In this capitulation against Korea
Another Russian campaign that came to nowt

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:46 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:14 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'

by No name Bertie Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:20 am

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:51 am

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in
And argue over snoring

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:16 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in
And argue over snoring
They're upsetting the neigbour's cow

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:27 am

The first limerick of July

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:17 am

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:06 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time

by **Galted** Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:17 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time
to be sure it could rhyme

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:33 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time
to be sure it could rhyme
But then got it hopelessly wrong

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:07 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:39 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:19 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:17 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France
Who cares, they're just pants

by **Galted** Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:39 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France
Who cares, they're just pants
and strangely play tennis on clay

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:37 am

And now they are kings of the world

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:54 pm

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:56 am

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled
Now the world has moved on

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:12 am

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled
Now the world has moved on
Jules Rimet has gone

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:28 am

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled
Now the world has moved on
Jules Rimet has gone
And the lapel of that vest; a little curled

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:47 am

PJ, with the random rhymes

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:52 am

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:03 am

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times
When he was TLD

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:16 am

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times
When he was TLD
After LB got lost at sea

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:02 pm

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times
When he was TLD
After LB got lost at sea
After drinking twenty lager and limes

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