It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

Not bad, works do tonight, so just aiming to be "not that guy" should be good, you doing anything with the time off?

Hello.

Not much to say.

Just trying to hurry the actual thread split along.

Though it would be funny if it hadn't happened by the time Julius got back.

Wish I hadn't now.

Morning Galts, what is new with you?

Going to go get measured for a suit and hit the gym mostly. My family is going to Pakistan for a couple months so helping them get prepared. Just need to catch up on my sleep really. Will be high as f*ck every night and if I have enough left over might sneak over to Amsterdam for a couple of days. Unlikely though I live in hope. Morning Galted

Morning Dagless, Shah.
Not much new, not anything actually. Enjoying Murray's annual let's-piss-off-the-angry-Kiwi run at Wimbledon.

I've been quite a regular at the gym recently, Shah. A pity Tino's not here as we could swap tips to annoy him.

I bet he is loving the success of the Aussie/Brit Konta as well

Hasn't mentioned her. Either he doesn't recognise woman's tennis or his hatred is all reserved for Murray.

Might talk about her today to see if it sets him off.

See if you can get a rise and report back.

Lamb Rogan Josh, rice (boiled basmati) mango chutney, 7/10

Did a bit of prodding and it seems that the angry Kiwi is ambivalent towards Konta in particular and women's tennis in general.

He's currently getting a bit wound up by the Eng v NZ women's cricket though.

Shame, though at least you have a thread to tug at.

Cruel rick to cast aspersions on the girth of Galted's nob. Funny though.

2016 the year of the celebrity death, 2017 the year of the culture cup death.

That was pretty f*cking cruel, Hibbz. It's like walking into Granny's hospital room with everyone clustered around the bed and shaking her awake to say "not long to go now, dear".

Morning Notches, F*ck you hibbz.

Morning mate, all good?

Morning chaps. This post is purely to defy Hibbz. I hope it goes viral.

Apologies Ricko, hectic week with yet another conference

Rick is currently home-facing. I'll pass on the message.

Thanks man, early night last night, and feeling ready for the weekend, which will be mainly bar facing.

Morning notches

Morning Rickand mix, what you got planned for tommorow?

Friends over for some booze and games, and pub during the day.

You?

Same but with weed. Going to try out that sauce again, also bought some napolina pizza bases to experiment with tomorrow. After that wedding and travel preparations begin in earnest.

Morning all/both.

@Rick, Shah wants to apologise for being a c*nt yesterday.

If it was for that I would have to apologize with every other word.

Apology accepted.

You b*stard, I had a speech ready and everything for your refusal.

Speech:

I feel you plagiarised that mate, but, I am glad your branch is still up.

That is how I will picture Shah from now on. The Moeen Ali image has become redundant.

That's how I always pictured Shah, especially the shades, as I am guessing his eyes look like p155 holes in the snow with all the weed.

I think Hibz is right...

Morning Notches

Looking that way.

Morning.

I am not sure it can be called a Michaelsing any more.

Afternoon.

Afternoon, dagless. Hope you had a good morning.

What happened? Where did Tino, Jeff, Sean etc go?

Bit annoyed that you had to interrupt the intense discussion Dagless and I were having, Ziggler. Luckily you're still my second favourite poster so I'll forgive you.

Tino is dead.
This is beneath Jeff.
Michaels pops in occasionally.
Julius is on holiday.
Shah is probably doing something religious.
etc

I apologise in a very minor way, maybe even insincerely.

I might tweet Jeff daily - just say "Jeff" and see if he regresses.

That's a moderately good idea. I intend to tweet him but I'm still not sure how it works. If I make any progress I shall update this thread.

I might ask Galtova for some appropriate immigration law questions to pose so that his following can be impressed by his professionalism. Just realised that, as Jeff no longer frequents this area of the internet, you are my unofficial favourite poster.
Well done.

Morning all (none)

Morning, Dagless. Let's hope it's a bit quieter on here today - Ziggler was getting very rowdy yesterday.

Morning, it was getting a bit out of hand, hopefully we can lure Jeff back from the twitterverse to add some much needed tedium.

I think I have the AIDs. Sore throat, runny nose and ache like a beauty queen after a bit of rough and tumble with prime mike tyson.

Have you tried a hot teddy in a sauna? That might work for you.

Afternoon notches day 2 of no work and all play and I am knackered. I see it's still lively on here so I'll leave you guys be and pop in every time I'm sitting around waiting for someone