The Culture Cup 2018 - Results thread

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:54 pm

First topic message reminder :

Round one has come and gone, ladies and gentlemen, which is fitting what with Valentine's Day being yesterday and so many of you likely to have thrown back the covers and opened your legs for a carefree tryst with that man you think will treat you right.

One of the OGs, Mr rick_dagless, gets off to a flying start and receives the maximum 12 points for his choice of Homer and Marge Simpson. A whole 10 votes, enough to leave the yellow pair two clear of the pack. Beer gets second, whilst VDT secures a one more vote on this last day and takes joint third with Hero. We must all take the time to appreciate that only one pick received 0 votes; congratulations SecretFly!

Scoring in the Eurovision fashion (except allowing ties) sees the table looking thusly:

1. Dagless - 12
2. Beer - 10
3. Hero - 8
3. VDT - 8
5. Chequered Jersey 6
5. Samo - 6
5. Compelling and Rich - 6
8. TLD - 3
8. Galted - 3
8. Dolphin - 3
11. Secret Fly - 0
11. Shah - 0
11. Jules - 0
11. dancingweeman - 0
11. nadeem - 0
11. Superfly - 0
11. Trebs - 0

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:27 pm

Person - Pick - Votes
Dancingweeman - Blackadder 6
Fernando - Big Break 5
Marky - Fun House 5
ChequeredJersey - Firefly 4
Me - Superstars 4
Compelling and Rich - Celebrity Deathmatch 4
Hero - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3
Dagless - Thundercats 3
Nadeem - Saved by the Bell 2
TLD - The Sweeney 2
Samo - I’m Alan Partridge 2
Jules - Sabrina the Teenage Witch 2
Galted - Noel's Frak House Party should be remade with snipers 2
VDT - Gravity Falls 1
Trebs - Friends 1
Superfly - A Dance to the Music of Time 1

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:29 pm

Points

Dancingweeman - 12
Fernando - 10
Marky - 10
ChequeredJersey - 7
Me - 7
Compelling and Rich - 7
Hero - 4
Dagless - 4
Nadeem - 2
TLD - 2
Samo - 2
Jules - 2
Galted - 2

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:32 pm

That leaves our standings at this point as:

Hero - 56
Chequered Jersey - 54
Dagless - 49
Samo - 47
Compelling and Rich - 44
Nando - 40
Dolphin Ziggler - 36
Nadeem - 31
Beer - 30
VDT - 29
Dancingweeman - 27
Superfly - 25
Shah - 19
Marky - 17
Jules - 17
Trebs - 15
TLD - 12
Galted - 8

by **Hero** Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:29 pm

Didn't Thundercats already get a reboot?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThunderCats_(2011_TV_series)

by **Galted** Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:03 pm

Philistines!

Bloody Philistines!

by Samo Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:08 pm

Can I get Blackadder in as my choice now?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:00 pm

Next category delivered

by nadeem2099 Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:33 pm

I sent a youtube video link of my choice of the funniest TV advert. Hopefully everyone else does aswell.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:28 pm

The competition with all the momentum of Amber Rudd's political career has had its penultimate round, and we can all be shocked to see the second best Nike football advert take home maximum points for Marky!

A bravo to Superfly, who got 0 votes for an advert he picked out of fear, and to TLD (now Pal Joey) who asked me to pick for him so got the first Australian advert I could find. You can blame my Australian girlfriend for this, who just told me about radio ads with memorable phone numbers before I got tired of listening and shut off.

Galted himself gets a high points total whilst appearing in the list two times. Some may be surprised he has picked an ad that he himself starred in, but his closest CC brothers will know that the man's ego knows no bounds.

Points are as follows:

Marky - 12
Chequered Jersey - 10
Galted - 10
Samo - 7
Me - 7
Compelling - 7
VDT - 4
Nadeem - 4
Dagless - 4
Dancingweeman - 1
Hero - 1
Nando - 1
Jules - 1

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:29 pm

The picks and the pickers

Marky - Nike - Brazil playing football in the airport with Fat Ronaldo hitting the post at the end - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGalnbiGDW4 - 5
ChequeredJersey - Phil Collins, gorilla, drums, Cadbury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcLzF1bMng8 - 4
Galted - John Smith’s ad with Peter Kay “Av it!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgaIw829Yxk - 4
Samo -Honda Cog (rube Goldberg machine) - Honda Accord - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo - 3
Me - Old Spice's "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=owGykVbfgUE - 3
Compelling and Rich - John smiths- Peter Kay Claire from work curry house - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCEGXZmdwmU - 3
Dagless - Smash Robots - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SAbJjktk7E - 2
VDT - Macho Man's Slim Jim adverts on RAW - 2
Nadeem - 2002 Nike ads - 3v3 cage matches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyFBA9TleU - 2
Dancingweeman - Wonderbra’s “Hello Boys” billboard http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bMzWkwy1gZ0/TZyudcY2GjI/AAAAAAAAAwc/XguiGz46Qqs/s400/p10wonderbra_179629a.jpg - 1
Fernando - Holidays are coming https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=F9_Vz_xVjAU - 1
Hero - 1
Jules - Maxell cassette - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gib916jJW1o - 1
TLD - Metro Trains - Dumb Ways to Die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw - 0
Trebs -
Superfly - Knorr - Scarecrow (1986) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9ntO9Fd_s 0

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:32 pm

So, with a round to go, and interest at its peak, the scores on the doors are:

Chequered Jersey - 64
Hero - 57
Samo - 54
Dagless - 53
Compelling and Rich - 51
Dolphin Ziggler - 43
Nando - 41
Nadeem - 35
VDT - 33
Beer - 30
Marky - 29
Dancingweeman - 28
Superfly - 25
Shah - 19
Jules - 18
Galted - 18
Trebs - 15
Pal Joey - 12

by **Galted** Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:42 pm

What a result! I reckon I could nick this on the line.

by compelling and rich Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:45 pm

Galted wrote:What a result! I reckon I could nick this on the line.

you did well there considering you had the second best peter kay advert on their

by compelling and rich Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:46 pm

also i cant believe a gorilla playing drums was voted 2nd picard

by **Galted** Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:02 pm

I forgot about the Claire from work one. I was considering going with the diving or snooker ones - they could've been a round on their own.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:15 pm

A round for four people?

by **Galted** Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:25 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:A round for four people?

Or five, there's the one where he talks to his kid on the phone. I'm sure there's another ad I'm forgetting, so could even be a round for seven people.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:50 pm

5+1 is 7. The CC has always been about language, Maths has been left to rot. I don’t even have 7 friends, Galted, so this sounds like an awful party.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:32 am

I've got seven friends. I just need one more to have ten.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:09 am

Thanks for your assistance Flipster, a big fat zero... but 12 is still one of my favourite numbers... so it's not all doom and gloom.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:19 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Jules - 18
Galted - 18

My brother from another region of the UK.

by **Galted** Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:14 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Jules - 18
Galted - 18

My brother from another region of the UK.

If I don't make it to the end of the final round I want you to have several of my points.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun May 06, 2018 8:51 pm

I HAVE NINE REPLIES FOR THE FINAL ROUND

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 08, 2018 9:11 am

THAT'S PATHETIC

by nadeem2099 Wed May 09, 2018 2:02 pm

IT'S A BLOODY DISGRACE

by Fernando Wed May 09, 2018 3:56 pm

Mine was clearly going to win so just give me the points... Whistle

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 09, 2018 9:58 pm

#METWOPOINTSNEEDED

by ChequeredJersey Thu May 10, 2018 6:19 pm

Sorry I can post replies if it's still open. Away on honeymoon until just now!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue May 29, 2018 11:23 pm

I will let you work out who has won as people claim their picks

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 30, 2018 7:38 am

I claim my pick.

by **seanmichaels** Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:20 pm

Last night reminds me of you ‘can’t knock out a downie gate’

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:48 am

Must be due for the annual CC

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:27 am

Get the numbers, rick, and probably need to find someone who can be bothered to finish the whole comp. Maybe a committee

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:48 am

I think what the board needs at this point is some kind of referendum/vote that won't polarize the good posters.

Getting someone who can be @rsed is a different matter, I am more of an ideas man...

by Beer Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:57 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Get the numbers, rick, and probably need to find someone who can be bothered to finish the whole comp. Maybe a committee

I'll give you a hand, Dolph.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:03 am

Beer wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Get the numbers, rick, and probably need to find someone who can be bothered to finish the whole comp. Maybe a committee

I'll give you a hand, Dolph.

Be interesting to see if we can get a few people to do a round each. Spreads the culture around, maybe even give us our best Culture ever.

by Beer Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:04 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Beer wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Get the numbers, rick, and probably need to find someone who can be bothered to finish the whole comp. Maybe a committee

I'll give you a hand, Dolph.

Be interesting to see if we can get a few people to do a round each. Spreads the culture around, maybe even give us our best Culture ever.

Just needs someone to keep track of all results.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:43 pm

I could probably knock up a round...

by **Galted** Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:33 pm

My “Best Scene In Barton Fink” round will be a corker.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:10 pm

As will my best of Joey Barton's Tweets I fink.

by **Galted** Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:08 pm

rick_dagless wrote:As will my best of Joey Barton's Tweets I fink.

Belated congratulations on your very clever post.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:06 am

Thanks, Galts.

by **Galted** Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:22 am

rick_dagless wrote:Thanks, Galts.

You're welcome, sad that in these slow times such a deserving comment can pass unnoticed for an extended period.

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