It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

That is fairly f*cking funny.

There’s loads of places not far from there where they can feed kangaroos and walk around with them that are controlled.

I now have a visa for a year in Australia. The Gong will see me again soon.

Pal Joey wrote:Here's a picture of a tourist with a huge gash

The picture was disappointing after such a great build up.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Here's a picture of a tourist with a huge gash

The picture was disappointing after such a great build up.

I'm disappointed in hindsight as I didn't spot the potential to start with.

I've had worse shaving cuts. Disappointing really.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:There’s loads of places not far from there where they can feed kangaroos and walk around with them that are controlled.

Yes, mine are always well behaved when we go walking around the city together.

A half-hearted fist pumping fist.

I raise your fist and add two fingers.

I've edited mine back to a half-hearted fist.

Which way are the fingers pointing... "peace" or "up yours"?

Yes.

Today I am sixth.

7th but back in Blighty, how is everyone?

I'm back from Manchester. I can feel the North ebbing out of me.

rick_dagless wrote:7th but back in Blighty, how is everyone?

We're all fine thanks.

Where were you again? Lithuania?

I was indeed in Lithuania, in the lovely Kaunas. Glad all is well, I should be back to normal CC duties next week

Toto, we're not in Kaunas anymore.

rick_dagless wrote:I was indeed in Lithuania, in the lovely Kaunas.  Glad all is well, I should be back to normal CC duties next week

That's good news, I'm off to Houston for three weeks so won't be able to cover the morning shift.

Aren't we a globetrotting bunch.

I will be back on mornings next week.

Look at the time - just gone Four Fisteen.

Morning, as discussed, normal duties are resumed.

Fist

Morning ricko.
Normal duties for me as well.
I ran my 10K in under an hour on Sunday - thrilling stuff.

Great effort, you will be welcome on the park run thread any time soon.

They discuss times I can only dream of, rick. I suspect I would be the sean of the parkrun thread.

I suspect that they discuss times that they can only dream of.

Whatever happened to the weightlifting board?

superflyweight wrote:Whatever happened to the weightlifting board?    

I think they got rid of it because it was getting too heavy.

They moved the ego-system over to the park run thread.

All's satisfactory stateside, operative Galted signing off.

We copy, Houston. Proceed to disembark the lunar module.


Over.

Fist is less fun without Galted around.

The sun never sets on our fists.

Morning all.

Morning rick. I'm still smarting from the lack of recognition of my weightlifting/heavy joke, so I won't be much company today.
I suspect you're feeling much the same over the 'ego-system' pun.

Hiya Rick, how's it going?

I've had a very busy last few days. Mum sold her house and bought a nice apartment... just across the valley where we lived for so many years. The big move on Monday was back-breaking but very satisfying. Last two days were spent shuffling heavy furniture and emptying boxes.

Sad thing was leaving the old house for the last time. We handled it all pretty well really.

G'day Jules. I enjoyed your joke.
I was also thinking along the lines of the boxing board simply collapsed under its own weight... but I was too tired to type last night.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Whatever happened to the weightlifting board?    

I think they got rid of it because it was getting too heavy.

Operative Galted calling in. Have seen a buzzard. Over.

Galted wrote:Operative Galted calling in.  Have seen a buzzard.  Over.

You win the vulture cup.

I was bird of preying you would say that.

Carrion.

These posts are the kite of stupidity.

Morning all, I have been watching these puns like a hawk...

(cheap pun, I know, but f**k you it's early)

Fist, c**ts!

Morning rick, you falcon c*nt.

Morning, Jules, is one well?

One is swell.

Morning.

I think our 'summer' is about to end tonight. Can't wait.

See you’re getting priorities straight over there with 50 million dollars for a new statue of captain James Cook.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:See you’re getting priorities straight over there with 50 million dollars for a new statue of captain James Cook.

GOSPEL

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:See you’re getting priorities straight over there with 50 million dollars for a new statue of captain James Cook.

Great use of taxpayer's money isn't it? There's a bit of a 'battle' going on here. Some want to wipe out any reference to the English Invasion so I guess this is part of some counter narrative. I'd rather we spent that money on something more practical... like possum tunnels under busy roads.

Just eating a lemon meringue pie.

Another reason to go to Lithuania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4iGoMVk7Gc