It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:15 pm

First topic message reminder :

Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:25 am

I'm not anyone who's recently died
Though I'm feeling quick sick inside
super's was disgusting
Detailing sean's lusting
The imagery left my brain fried.

by **superflyweight** Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:30 am

Putting Jules' typo to one side
I'm really glad he's not died
I didn't mean to offend
There's some bridges to mend
I don't want his brain to be fried.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:We may get a rhyme from Pal Joey
If he can be bothered to show-y
The difference in time
Should not stop a rhyme
But it seems it's a bit touch and go-y

Funny you mentioned that
I was going to throw in my hat
But yesterday was quite busy
Left me feeling a little dizzy
After I'd molested a feral cat

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Jun 2018, 1:40 pm

Won ton soup and chicken toast
A "7" I can give it, at most
About 6 pound I did spend
I met with a friend
Another lunch review done in a post

by **Galted** Thu 14 Jun 2018, 3:15 pm

I had a half bag of crisps
But as I know nobody who lisps
And "wisps" will take time
To work in a rhyme
I’m a bit f*cked closing this one off

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Jun 2018, 4:17 pm

Two days of rhyming's enough
Amy more and I'd start to get gruff
My rhymes are the best
There is no contest
I'm more big-headed than Brian Clough

by **superflyweight** Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:04 am

For me to be fist in verse
Is more than a little perverse
Time to stop rhyming
And to start miming

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:15 am

Excellent work, 'fly.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Jun 2018, 1:14 pm

I'm not Dirty Den.

by **superflyweight** Fri 15 Jun 2018, 2:15 pm

That's another theory dashed!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:24 am

Morning, all.

Eid Mubarak, Shah.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:47 am

Morning, everyone on the World Culture Cup.

by **Galted** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:00 am

Morning all.
The bank at which I work has applied the economic tools it uses to assess investments to predict the world cup winner and revealed that it might be Germany, Brazil or Spain, but that it might also be someone else.
What a f*cking staggering insight.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:03 am

Does it also predict that the value of investments might go up, but that they also might go down?

by **Galted** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:17 am

I'm not sure it can do anything that specific, Julius.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 10:39 am

Were you ever mis-sold PPI Galted?

by **Galted** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 11:31 am

I suspect that I was, Julius, but have no idea how to reclaim it. Hopefully someone will call me or email me one day to explain how I can go about doing this.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 11:44 am

When I was mis-sold PPI I was so upset, I fell over and hurt myself, through no fault of my own.

by **Galted** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 2:21 pm

I don't know why lawyers don't look into compensation for that kind of thing, perhaps Super and Dagless could shed some light?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 2:47 pm

The C**ts who do that kind of law are the type of wankpuffins who graduated from Abertay with a combined degree of Litigation and Frog studies.

Afternoon all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Jun 2018, 3:18 pm

rick_dagless wrote:The C**ts who do that kind of law are the type of wankpuffins who graduated from Abertay with a combined degree of Litigation and Frog studies.

...m'lud.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 7:32 am

It's how shizz goes down in the courtroom, fam...

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:35 am

We're on our way,
We are Ron's twenty-two
Hear the roar,
Of the red, white and blue

This time, more than any other time, this time,
We're going to find a way,
Find a way to get away,
This time, getting it all together

To win them all,
It's what we'll set out to do
We have a dream,
We know you're sharing it too

This time, more than any other time, this time,
We're going to find a way,
Find a way to get away,
This time, getting it all together

We'll get it right

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:45 am

Yeah!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:37 am

All aboard the hype train.

How are we both this fine day?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:37 am

We're on the pitch, rick. We think it's all over.

by **Galted** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:05 am

Not me, I'm doing circumspect today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:23 am

Galted wrote:Not me, I'm doing circumspect today.

I'd be wary of doing that, if I were you.

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 12:17 pm

Nice reference to Abertay, Rick. Have a mate who got some kind of biology degree from there despite the fact that he effectively dropped out at the start of his final year. His head of course admitted to him that they needed to keep the pass rates up to maintain funding.

He works a bodyguard for the rich and famous now so its degree that was put to good use.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 1:30 pm

Cheers, supes, I think it was only good for video game design and ho's...

Wonder if his new boss is interested in biology at all?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jun 2018, 3:19 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Cheers, supes, I think it was only good for video game design and ho's...

Did they do any other gardening tools?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:13 am

Yes, trowels...

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:10 am

Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

by **Galted** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:16 am

Morning, Julius. The others are on their way, they just stopped off for a fry-up.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:32 am

Morning Jules and Galted.

Just had a soup.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:01 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

Morning jules. Thought about you the other day whilst sat on the roller and watching a few randy old coffin dodgers on the tennis courts

by **superflyweight** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:02 am

Morning Jules. I was at Tino's memorial service.

I sang a song that I wrote myself called "I am glad that you're dead".

by **superflyweight** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

Morning jules. Thought about you the other day whilst sat on the roller and watching a few randy old coffin dodgers on the tennis courts

How the devil are you sean? I thought about you the other day when I read about a man being imprisoned for p1ssing on a tramp.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:13 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

Morning jules. Thought about you the other day whilst sat on the roller and watching a few randy old coffin dodgers on the tennis courts

Morning sean. That's a heart-warming sentiment.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:19 am

All good. I wasn’t pissed on. How is everybody? Windows ever been back?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:31 am

We've all grown up and settled into domestic contentment in an upper-middle class suburban life-style, except Shah who can't afford it, with his multiple wives/kids/drug habits.

Windows never came back. His user account says he last logged in at the end of March, but I think that was just the Daily Mirror hacking his account. Nevertheless, I still have a lighted candle in my window(s) in the hope he will return one day.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:37 am

I have moved back in with Frenchie. Life fairly blissful. Work very busy to the extent I have too much on and am physically deteriorating. Need to get a proper van and a helper.

Tips for ascot anyone?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:38 am

Morning, all.

Jeff left us for twitter, Union got stuck in a reverse lineal paradox, raf was involved in a jet-ski fashion incident.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:I have moved back in with Frenchie. Life fairly blissful. Work very busy to the extent I have too much on and am physically deteriorating. Need to get a proper van and a helper.

Tips for ascot anyone?

Yes, wear a top hat.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:41 am

Scrum hat probably more suitable

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:58 am

Yes, that and your summer safari suit. White shoes.

Good to hear you are rolling along well, sean.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:02 pm

I used to have a pair of white canvas shoes back in the 80s. And a very thin white leather tie.

Those were my salad days, slowly being eaten away...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:17 pm

like mickey Pearce?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:24 pm

No, like David Sylvian.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:18 am

Fist! A aaaaaah, Saviour of the universe....

Morning

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