It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:15 pm

First topic message reminder :

Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jun 2018, 5:03 pm

The Willy In Striped Pyjamas

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jun 2018, 5:48 pm

Gentlemen Prefer Willies

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 27 Jun 2018, 6:32 pm

superflyweight wrote:Anatomy of a Willy
The Sweet Smell of Willy

Star Willys: The empire strikes black

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:39 pm

Episode VIII: The Last Willy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:11 am

Fantastic 4: Rise of the Willy Surfer

Morning, Fist, etc.

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:12 am

Morning. Appropriate that it was A Fistful of Willy which started it all off given our penchants for fists and obsession with willy.

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:13 am

The Willy That Time Forgot
The Hunt For Red Willy
Willy of Solace

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:29 am

Purple Willy

by **superflyweight** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:13 am

Whatever Happened to Baby Willy?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:17 am

St Elmo's Willy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:31 am

Rosemary's Willy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:48 am

The Man With the Golden Willy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:50 am

Willy, The Omen

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:56 am

12 Angry Willies

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 11:27 am

My Blue Willy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 11:29 am

Dirty Rotten Willies

by **superflyweight** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 11:40 am

The Willy Purple
The Purple Willy of Cairo

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 11:41 am

It's a Wonderful Willy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 11:49 am

The Dirty Willy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 12:12 pm

The Magnificent Willy

by **superflyweight** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:04 pm

Born on the Fourth of Willy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:37 pm

E.W. The Extra-Willy

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:52 pm

The Neverending Willy

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:55 pm

Ace Ventura: Willy detective.

by **superflyweight** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 2:11 pm

Big Hero Willy

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 3:09 pm

The league of extraordinary willies

by **superflyweight** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 3:14 pm

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Willy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 3:37 pm

The Willy, The Willy, His Willy & Her Willy

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:05 pm

Three Men and a Little Willy

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:10 pm

The silence of the willys

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:11 pm

Willy Management

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:11 pm

The importance of being willy

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:13 pm

A midsommers night's willy
Lady Windermere's Willy

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:06 pm

James and the giant Willy
The big friendly Willy
Charlie and the chocolate Willy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jun 2018, 9:44 pm

Saturday Night Willy
The Perfect Willy

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 7:00 am

Fist of the North Willy...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 8:40 am

Three Lions on the shirt
My rim - hey - still gleaming

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 8:58 am

Willy Out

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:01 am

4putt wrote:Have to get this off my chest as it's annoying me.

I play regularly with someone who really bugs me at the end of a round. With all my other playing partners we remove our caps etc, shake hands and make eye contact with a smile regardless of how our game has gone. This guy will always shake hands whilst turning away and looking at the ground. Never looks you in the face or makes eye contact or removes his cap.

I'm at the point now of thinking of holding onto his hand and asking if we have a problem.

Maybe it's me who has a problem of making more out of it than I should, but just find his handshake disrespectful and insincere.

Is it a cultural thing? I'm a Brit and he's an Aussie.

Seems a tad aggressive because the person is a bit shy. Never f**k with a golfer!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:22 am

Yeah.

Maybe he's just spotted evidence of chafer grub infestation on the green?

How's it going Super? Sun shining on your day so far... or stuck indoors?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:41 am

Is it an Aussie thing PJ?

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:01 pm

Pal Joey wrote:Yeah.

Maybe he's just spotted evidence of chafer grub infestation on the green?

How's it going Super? Sun shining on your day so far... or stuck indoors?

I'm stuck indoors but it's not too bad as the sun is failing miserably to burn through the clouds. Yesterday was probably the hottest day I've ever experienced in Scotland. There will have been a lot of very red people clogging up the A&E departments last night.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 1:52 pm

I can imagine. I saw it was also hot in NI... record breaking temps there?

What Aussie thing, rick? I think the guy simply lacks confidence perhaps? Or is incredibly shy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 1:58 pm

The strange golf dude was asking whether it was a cultural thing, implying it was the aussie and not him, obvs, as he is clearly an alpha... Whistle

by **Galted** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 3:50 pm

He must only know one Aussie. I've met a fair old sh*tload of them and can't say I recall any who were shy or prone to looking at the ground unless they'd dropped something.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 5:56 pm

Weekend At Willy's

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 9:50 pm

Galted wrote:He must only know one Aussie. I've met a fair old sh*tload of them and can't say I recall any who were shy or prone to looking at the ground unless they'd dropped something.

Yes exactly.
Like the time I dropped that champagne flute at the Christmas Party at the Natural History Museum... right in front of the dinosaur skeleton.
"He must be Antipodean" they said.

I noticed Trump gave Kim a sort of lumberjack's cross saw handshake the other week. Quite aggressive but funny to see him do that.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:13 pm

I'm not Harlan Ellison. Don't want anyone worrying unnecessarily over the weekend.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Jul 2018, 6:59 am

by **Galted** Mon 02 Jul 2018, 8:21 am

Very good, albeit devoid of a willy.

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