The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 09:25

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2019, 15:39

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say
I was tempting fate

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Feb 2019, 16:56

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say
I was tempting fate
We saved it, that's great

by **Galted** Wed 06 Feb 2019, 18:10

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say
I was tempting fate
We saved it, that's great
Yes we kept all those michaels at bay

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 06 Feb 2019, 18:31

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 06:53

It's been a week, so let's have another

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:00

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:04

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?
I almost gave up

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:13

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?
I almost gave up
And ate some ketchup

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 10:18

It's been a week, so let's have another
But if no-one replies, then why bother?
I almost gave up
And ate some ketchup
Over a rotting corpse which Dave did smother

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 12:10

Well that went better than expected.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 13:06

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:05

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected
To our lyrical class

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:35

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected
To our lyrical class
To us all en masse

by **Galted** Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:18

Well that went better than expected
A monument should be erected
To our lyrical class
To us all en masse
And to Tino and Jeff who defected

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 06:55

I will let someone else do the next rhyme

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 07:41

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 07:47

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
Clearly not, you tit!

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 07:53

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
Clearly not, you tit!
It rings like your spit!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 08:36

I will let someone else do the next rhyme
And hopefully it will ring true this time
Clearly not, you tit!
It rings like your spit!
Which has herpes within its enzyme

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 08:40

Just like a Dromedary Camel

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 08:55

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 08:58

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal
What about Quasimodo?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Feb 2019, 09:09

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal
What about Quasimodo?
He's as dead as a dodo

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 09:09

Just like a Dromedary Camel
The world's only one-humped mammal
What about Quasimodo?
He's as dead as a dodo
Or a tauntaun killed by Mark Hammil

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 09:24

Perhaps he was using the Force

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:23

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:34

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
Obi Wan-k enobi

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:56

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
Obi Wan-k enobi
all over the pony

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:44

Perhaps he was using the Force
To hold down and bugger a horse
Obi Wan-k enobi
all over the pony
Then he sucked off Darth Vader, of course

by **Galted** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:12

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:22

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Feb 2019, 07:13

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race
We should f**k off to Mars

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 18 Feb 2019, 10:39

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race
We should f**k off to Mars
With some girls with no bras

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 18 Feb 2019, 10:45

Sometimes we’re a f*cking disgrace
To the whole and entire human race
We should f**k off to Mars
With some girls with no bras
And get the rover to sit on our face

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 08:53

When the streets of Bradford are dark

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 09:41

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 09:47

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark
Never walk there alone

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 09:49

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark
Never walk there alone
Whilst eating a scone

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 09:56

When the streets of Bradford are dark
Is when dave can leave his mark
Never walk there alone
Whilst eating a scone
Near the entrance of the council car park

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 11:28

That rhyme is truer than you know

by **Galted** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 11:34

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino

by **Pal Joey** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:05

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
And the trail of blood

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:29

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
And the trail of blood
Leads to where he is stood

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:41

That rhyme is truer than you know
Bradford’s where Dave killed Tino
And the trail of blood
Leads to where he is stood
He failed to mind his window

by **Galted** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:53

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 13:10

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Feb 2019, 13:12

How many would understand that last rhyme?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Feb 2019, 09:44

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Feb 2019, 13:21

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
Then had biscuits and tea

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 Feb 2019, 13:41

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
Then had biscuits and tea
And described what they could see

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