The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **Afro** Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm

Brilliant

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:02 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:06 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:18 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Apr 2019, 10:14 am

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze
I have nothing to lose

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 9:47 am

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze
I have nothing to lose
Except my copy of Schindler's List

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 10:06 am

That last one was suitably bizarre

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 10:27 am

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 11:22 am

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 12:19 pm

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel
Or a cake made of steel

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 12:30 pm

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel
Or a cake made of steel
Or Danny Drinkwater sober in a bar

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 1:08 pm

It's hard to find good people these days

by **Galted** Tue 09 Apr 2019, 3:42 pm

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:43 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:52 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?
That they can barely be seen

by **Galted** Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:25 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?
That they can barely be seen
No matter how intently you gaze

by **Pal Joey** Wed 10 Apr 2019, 3:09 pm

I once had an itch on my toe

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Apr 2019, 3:19 pm

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so

by **Pal Joey** Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:37 pm

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 6:59 am

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini
So the old man could see me

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:30 am

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini
So the old man could see me
Where he got the Viagra, I don't know

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:13 am

The Viagra was procured from sean.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:44 am

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 12:15 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 12:16 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird
At least so I've heard

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Apr 2019, 2:14 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird
At least so I've heard
As a substitute for watching dog porn

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:40 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2019, 1:19 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime

by **Galted** Wed 17 Apr 2019, 1:24 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 17 Apr 2019, 2:16 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
Just so we are clear

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr 2019, 2:22 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
Just so we are clear
I'll have a lager and lime

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:21 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:07 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Apr 2019, 7:45 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight
The film was superb.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 30 Apr 2019, 1:42 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight
The film was superb
So I wrote in my blurb:

by **Galted** Tue 30 Apr 2019, 6:16 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight
The film was superb
So I wrote in my blurb:
“My nipples both lean to the right”

by **Pal Joey** Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:28 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 May 2019, 8:31 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 May 2019, 10:50 pm

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 May 2019, 7:22 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration
Of working out WTF

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 May 2019, 9:39 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration
Of working out WTF
I'm all out of luck

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 May 2019, 9:59 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration
Of working out WTF
I'm all out of luck
Think it's Wet Throbbing Fornication

by **Galted** Thu 09 May 2019, 10:07 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 May 2019, 12:43 pm

So the first night was managed with such aplomb

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 May 2019, 1:13 pm

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 May 2019, 7:20 am

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb
The leading man didn't freeze

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2019, 9:58 am

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb
The leading man didn't freeze
Well, not much, if you please

by **Galted** Mon 13 May 2019, 10:54 am

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb
The leading man didn't freeze
Well, not much, if you please
Like he'd spent his first day in the Somme

by nadeem2099 Mon 13 May 2019, 12:10 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2019, 12:15 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg

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