The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 May 2019, 1:28 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg
Another year of self pity

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 May 2019, 3:45 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg
Another year of self pity
Unlike Leicester City

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 May 2019, 10:22 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg
Another year of self pity
Unlike Leicester City
Who supposedly suffered from media fatigue

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 May 2019, 9:24 am

Leeds have bottled it as well

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2019, 9:35 am

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell

by **Galted** Thu 16 May 2019, 9:54 am

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
Was funny as f*ck

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 May 2019, 10:27 am

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
Was funny as f*ck
When an ice hockey puck

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 May 2019, 8:41 am

Leeds have bottled it as well
But the Ram's balls are beginning to swell
Was funny as f*ck
When an ice hockey puck
Lodged up the arse of Cardinal Pell

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 7:34 am

F**k having word association top.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 8:26 am

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 9:04 am

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop
So let's all agree

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 9:08 am

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop
So let's all agree
Pochettino and Sarri

by **Galted** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 9:25 am

F**k having word association top
It certainly caught us on the hop
So let's all agree
Pochettino and Sarri
Set me up for a finish with Klopp

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 9:29 am

How classy is Melania Trump?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 9:58 am

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 10:17 am

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump
Though she does get them out

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 10:45 am

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump
Though she does get them out
and her snatch has more clout

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Jun 2019, 12:25 pm

How classy is Melania Trump?
She can dress a bit like a frump
Though she does get them out
and her snatch has more clout
Her husband is thick, orange and plump

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Jun 2019, 10:13 am

There once was a man from Dhaka

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Jun 2019, 10:37 am

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Jun 2019, 10:43 am

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca
And he taught them sitar

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Jun 2019, 7:42 am

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca
And he taught them sitar
They taught him the guitar

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun 2019, 8:02 am

There once was a man from Dhaka
Who wrote songs with Lennon and Macca
And he taught them sitar
They taught him the guitar
But he sang like a dying Chewbacca

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Jul 2019, 11:18 am

Can anyone give me a job?

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 8:14 am

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 8:31 am

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
I'll do my best

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 8:59 am

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
I'll do my best
and not be a pest

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 9:29 am

Can anyone give me a job?
the boy scouts have one for a bob
I'll do my best
and not be a pest
But I won't work for Galted, he's a knob.

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 9:43 am

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 9:47 am

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 9:54 am

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
About a cat who's a dick

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 10:06 am

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
About a cat who's a dick
and who has a short wick

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 10:32 am

you'll regret that one day when I'm rich
and present me a new movie pitch
About a cat who's a dick
and who has a short wick
And an east Europe wife who's a snitch...

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 11:13 am

the limerick thread is on fire

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 1:11 pm

the limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2019, 1:47 pm

the limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire
Just like sean in a hole

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:15 am

the limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire
Just like sean in a hole
Eating chips off a mole

by **Galted** Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:22 am

The limerick thread is on fire
Not now, it's michaelsed in the mire
Just like sean in a hole
Eating chips off a mole
By a sign that his arse is for hire

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Jul 2019, 11:26 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 24 Jul 2019, 7:55 am

So Boris is the new PM

by **Galted** Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:56 am

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Jul 2019, 1:14 pm

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
In his old underpants

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 26 Jul 2019, 7:48 am

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
In his old underpants
With his buffoonery bantz

by **Galted** Fri 26 Jul 2019, 8:17 am

So Boris is the new PM
they'll be queuing up in Whitehall to knee 'im
In his old underpants
With his buffoonery bantz
and a hairstyle like Noel and Liam

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Sep 2019, 1:43 pm

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Sep 2019, 3:28 pm

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.

by **Galted** Mon 02 Sep 2019, 3:43 pm

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.
Well I'm all at sea

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Sep 2019, 8:24 am

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.
Well I'm all at sea
I've just been for a wee.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Sep 2019, 8:32 am

There hasn't been a limerick for weeks
Of laziness, this simply reeks.
Well I'm all at sea
I've just been for a wee.
With Dilyn... whilst Boris speaks.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 03 Sep 2019, 9:57 am

Anyone had any pet rats?

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